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Masturbation?

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    #182
    policarp
    Registered Users Posts: 3,661 ✭✭✭policarp


    holystungun9 wrote: »
    :o
    :D


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    #183
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    a/s/l
    wealthy good looking 25 22 y.o man looking for intimate encouter with 18-21 y.o. females.
    email pics if interested to teddytedson@boardslols.ie


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    #184
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Paulor94 wrote: »
    *flashes light* fleshlight no problem robin. YOU *** **** :P

    fyp.

    well look at the thread we are in, cant miss an opportunity like that


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    #185
    Tesco Massacre
    Registered Users Posts: 814 ✭✭✭Tesco Massacre


    You're all disgusting.

    You wouldn't be so quick to give in to temptation if you only allowed the Lord Jesus Christ into your hearts. But Jesus can only knock, you've got to open the door...which, as far as I know, is situated around the right ventricle.


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    #186
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Tesco Massacre wrote: »
    You're all disgusting.

    You wouldn't be so quick to give in to temptation if you only allowed the Lord Jesus Christ into your hearts. But Jesus can only knock, you've got to open the door...which, as far as I know, is situated around the right ventricle.

    I thought it was down the country :confused:

    charlatans :mad:


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    #187
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    testicle wrote: »
    Think of the kittens!

    In before my Burmese Python (pun).


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    #188
    mikom
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    Tesco Massacre wrote: »

    You wouldn't be so quick to give in to temptation if you only allowed the Lord Jesus Christ into your hearts. But Jesus can only knock, you've got to open the door...

    Well at least he'll knock.
    Less chance of him walking in on me so.


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    #189
    Killer Pigeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,132 ✭✭✭Killer Pigeon


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    a/s/l
    wealthy good looking 25 22 y.o man looking for intimate encouter with 18-21 y.o. females.
    email pics if interested to teddytedson@boardslols.ie

    Fairly attuned to the lingo there Ted.


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    #190
    smash
    Closed Accounts Posts: 34,809 ✭✭✭✭smash


    Murve wrote: »
    i would rather Masturbate than Die of prostate cancer !! Clean the pipes man !!
    Did you just join so you could dig up a load of old sex threads in AH?


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    #191
    BunShopVoyeur
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,268 ✭✭✭BunShopVoyeur


    caseyann wrote: »
    Its a sin :mad:

    Bull! My local priest's been **** me off for years!


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    #192
    Flyin Irishman
    Registered Users Posts: 480 ✭✭Flyin Irishman


    testicle wrote: »
    Think of the kittens!

    I tried this. I have to say, it didnt really do much for me....


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    #193
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    I do so for medical reasons, if I don't, the nerves down there will forget how to work.


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    #194
    Korvanica
    Registered Users Posts: 3,992 ✭✭✭Korvanica


    44leto wrote: »
    I do so for medical reasons

    Same here, except my balls will explode if i don't do it... :pac:


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    #195
    Samich
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,949 ✭✭✭Samich


    Ah the women who admit to doing it getting loads of thanks. Surprising. :rolleyes:


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    #196
    stupidusername
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,762 ✭✭✭✭stupidusername


    Samich wrote: »
    Ah the women who admit to doing it getting loads of thanks. Surprising. :rolleyes:

    you jelly?


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    #197
    TeddyTedson
    Registered Users Posts: 10,758 ✭✭✭✭TeddyTedson


    Killer Pigeon wrote: »
    Fairly attuned to the lingo there Ted.
    :o


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    #198
    Overheal
    Registered Users Posts: 81,890 ✭✭✭✭Overheal


    Not only do I do it but I do it more often in winter in the hopes that I will finally grow fur on my hand. Because damn, it is cold outside.


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    #199
    Saila
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,751 ✭✭✭Saila


    Cheap Thrills! wrote: »
    I would if I was sexy and gorgeous but the sad truth is I just don't fancy myself :o

    you're doing it wrong, close your eyes and use the imagination ...or porn


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    #200
    Siuin
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,659 ✭✭✭Siuin


    benwavner wrote: »
    Yep, I have no problem with it............I love it!! Y'know, light a few candles, pull the curtains, circle your nipples for a few mins. :p

    Although, I knew a guy when we were growing up, jebus he was a sick cookie!

    He was circumcised and used to experiment with stuff that was in his kitchen cupboards.

    He used jam, honey, hair gel, jelly, mayo, red sauce all as lubricants. Im sure there was other stuff aswell.

    Another guy stuck his c*ck between his mattress and the base of his bed and went at it.

    ...and no, it wasnt me!

    I knew a guy who used to jerk off into sandwich bags XD
    Maybe if these guys could come together, they could make quite the tasty treat.
    Extra mayo.


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    #201
    Fergality
    Closed Accounts Posts: 69 ✭✭Fergality


    Here's something I've wanted to know for some time now:

    Does anyone else find it incredibly weird when there's someone sat in the internet café just openly watching filthy porn?

    There's never any **** involved, but is that not the strangest thing ever? I used to go to the internet café just off of Liffey Street in Dublin (think it's black and has a gaming vibe to it if anyone knows the place. there are also a rake of game boxes in the window)

    ANYWAY. There used to be these two guys. One was old and Irish and the other was this foreign youngster, and they used to burst the porn out of it in there in full view of the staff and other customers.

    Strange, no?


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    #202
    [Deleted User]
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    Fergality wrote: »
    ANYWAY. There used to be these two guys. One was old and Irish and the other was this foreign youngster, and they used to burst the porn out of it in there in full view of the staff and other customers.

    Strange, no?

    Would the staff not ask them to leave?

    I worked in an Internet cafe as well and we had a no porn policy. If you saw someone looking at something inappropriate you turned off their access remotely and asked them to leave.


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    #203
    theg81der
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,644 ✭✭✭theg81der


    I`m a girl and I think most girls masterbate because - THEY HAVE TOO YOU FELLA`S ARE USELESS*!!!:D




    *really its because alot of us can`t orgasm through penetrative sex


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    #204
    44leto
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,137 ✭✭✭44leto


    Imagine a good catholic world without the ****, all us men would be like the mythical lemmings tense as fkuc and tossing, but off a cliff.

    Masturbation is one of natures mercies, us men would be fukced without it, we would turn into a type of zombies seeking sex instead of brains. OK worse type zombies.


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    #205
    charlietheminxx
    Registered Users Posts: 2,579 ✭✭✭charlietheminxx


    Ha, nearly every single day. Sometimes more than once :o Unless I'm with the boyfriend.


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    #206
    saa
    Registered Users Posts: 2,194 ✭✭✭saa


    Samich wrote: »
    Ah the women who admit to doing it getting loads of thanks. Surprising. :rolleyes:

    Good for you Sister Assumpta, good for you!


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    #207
    Liam Byrne
    Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    TeddyTedson wrote: »
    a/s/l
    wealthy good looking 25 22 y.o man looking for intimate encouter with 18-21 y.o. females.
    email pics if interested to teddytedson@boardslols.ie

    Quick tip, Ted : don't drink yourself stupid that night!


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    #208
    noxqs
    Registered Users Posts: 413 ✭✭noxqs


    90% of all people masturbate. The rest lie about it.


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    #209
    ziggy23
    Registered Users Posts: 1,919 ✭✭✭ziggy23


    noxqs wrote: »
    90% of all people masturbate. The rest lie about it.

    I'd believe that about men but not too sure about women maybe the odd time but not everyday


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    #210
    noxqs
    Registered Users Posts: 413 ✭✭noxqs


    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Frequency.2C_age.2C_and_sex

    Given the taboo those numbers are pretty high. But of course what is science in the face of anecdotal evidence.


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    #211
    CageWager
    Registered Users Posts: 545 ✭✭✭CageWager


    You can't even get beaked up on neurofen and belt one out on an aer lingus flight any more. Fuppin PC brigade :mad:


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