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Masturbation?

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  • 28-07-2010 6:44pm
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    questionmark?
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    This came up the other day <no pun intended> and some people said their was no need for it others said its only natural. Most agreed to having a sneaky one when they were younger but now that their older they dont really. pfff ya fckn right.

    I'll hold my sticky hand up folks:pac: and say every now and then i may have knocked one out. Now saying that it is very rare mainly because i happen to live with herself and my ahem... needs are usually meet.

    Blokes tend to admit more freely to it but ladies are more reserved about actually admitting it.

    So ladies and gents of boards what do you think of masturbation?
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    we'llallhavetea_old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,971 ✭✭✭we'llallhavetea_old


    i think its great. :pac:


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    Biggins
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    questionmark? wrote: »
    ...So ladies and gents of boards what do you think of masturbation?
    It will always be a full hands-on job and no robot is getting near my parts!


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    RachPie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭RachPie


    It's just a normal part of life, really.
    As long as it's done in private! :pac:


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    caseyann
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    Its a sin :mad:


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    Biggins
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    caseyann wrote: »
    Its a sin :mad:
    Now, now Sister Margaret! Go back to your knitting. :p


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    Gummy Panda
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    questionmark? wrote: »
    Blokes tend to admit more freely to it but ladies are more reserved about actually admitting it.

    OP just wants AH woman to admit to flicking the bean, for his sexual gratification.


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    testicle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,430 ✭✭✭testicle


    Think of the kittens!


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    #9
    The_Minister
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    Onanism?

    Sinner!


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    MrSir
    Registered Users Posts: 241 ✭✭MrSir


    caseyann wrote: »
    Its a sin :mad:

    True but only when people cared what the Church thought.


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    DazMarz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,493 ✭✭✭DazMarz


    Any bloke who says they don't do it or that they've never done it is lying...


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    mojesius
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    testicle wrote: »
    Think of the kittens!

    You are one thoughtful testicle.


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    Praetorian Saighdiuir
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    Yep, I have no problem with it............I love it!! Y'know, light a few candles, pull the curtains, circle your nipples for a few mins. :p

    Although, I knew a guy when we were growing up, jebus he was a sick cookie!

    He was circumcised and used to experiment with stuff that was in his kitchen cupboards.

    He used jam, honey, hair gel, jelly, mayo, red sauce all as lubricants. Im sure there was other stuff aswell.

    Another guy stuck his c*ck between his mattress and the base of his bed and went at it.

    ...and no, it wasnt me!


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    RachPie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 244 ✭✭RachPie


    Lool how's it a sin?!
    You're jokin right:)


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    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Biggins wrote: »
    Now, now Sister Margaret! Go back to your knitting. :p

    Padre i just cant watch these children sin anymore :(:p


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    Biggins
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    caseyann wrote: »
    Padre i just cant watch these children sin any more :(:p
    Then give them a hand or two to show them the way to righteousness? ;)


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    ElaElaElano
    Registered Users Posts: 1,508 ✭✭✭ElaElaElano


    Two wánking threads in one afternoon...slow news day today.


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    cian1500ww
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    RachPie wrote: »
    Lool how's it a sin?!
    You're jokin right:)
    Ah they're just yanking your chain :P


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    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    questionmark? wrote: »
    This came up the other day <no pun intended> and some people said their was no need for it others said its only natural. Most agreed to having a sneaky one when they were younger but now that their older they dont really. pfff ya fckn right.

    I'll hold my sticky hand up folks:pac: and say every now and then i may have knocked one out. Now saying that it is very rare mainly because i happen to live with herself and my ahem... needs are usually meet.

    Blokes tend to admit more freely to it but ladies are more reserved about actually admitting it.

    So ladies and gents of boards what do you think of masturbation?

    girls are utterly immature about it and think it should remain IGNORED. it's ridiculous

    masturbating is natural. i haven't heard of anything bad happening to anyone when it isn't excessive.


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    banquo
    Registered Users Posts: 9,487 ✭✭✭banquo


    For men, it's to keep the sperm 'fresh' for when we meet a virile young lass.


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    we'llallhavetea_old
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    Giant Squid wrote: »
    some girls are utterly immature about it and think it should remain IGNORED. it's ridiculous

    masturbating is natural. i haven't heard of anything bad happening to anyone when it isn't excessive.

    FYP


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    Biggins
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    Giant Squid wrote: »
    ...i haven't heard of anything bad happening to anyone when it isn't excessive.
    ...Unless your trying to fly off a building! :pac:


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    Royal Irish
    Registered Users Posts: 2,401 ✭✭✭Royal Irish


    Wankin the blues away, wankin the blues away
    Its an endless hobby, its what your right hands for
    It will take you to the promised land
    The answers right there in your hand
    Wankin till the cows come home, Yeehar!!!


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    ottostreet
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    benwavner wrote: »
    Yep, I have no problem with it............I love it!! Y'know, light a few candles, pull the curtains, circle your nipples for a few mins. :p

    Although, I knew a guy when we were growing up, jebus he was a sick cookie!

    He was circumcised and used to experiment with stuff that was in his kitchen cupboards.

    He used jam, honey, hair gel, jelly, mayo, red sauce all as lubricants. Im sure there was other stuff aswell.

    Another guy stuck his c*ck between his mattress and the base of his bed and went at it.

    ...and no, it wasnt me!


    wouldnt that really hurt? :confused:


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    Hank_Jones
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭Hank_Jones


    I've never done it.





































    *Above statement may not be true*
    *fap*


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    Scuid Mhór
    Registered Users Posts: 2,326 ✭✭✭Scuid Mhór


    we'llallhavetea wrote: »
    FYP

    that's weird i was sure i added a 'mostly' at the end of my sentence.


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    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    It is obviously normal and if you are not having sex it HAS to be done. A man that did not masturbate would explode! Blue balls and whatnot.

    Anybody that says they don't (or would not or have not) is basically lying. You may not need it daily but you definitely need to at some stage. I'd say most guys would like to most days.


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    wilson10
    Registered Users Posts: 512 ✭✭✭wilson10


    benwavner wrote: »
    Yep, I have no problem with it............I love it!! Y'know, light a few candles, pull the curtains, circle your nipples for a few mins. :p

    Although, I knew a guy when we were growing up, jebus he was a sick cookie!

    He was circumcised and used to experiment with stuff that was in his kitchen cupboards.

    He used jam, honey, hair gel, jelly, mayo, red sauce all as lubricants. Im sure there was other stuff aswell.

    Another guy stuck his c*ck between his mattress and the base of his bed and went at it.



    ...and no, it wasnt me!


    Circle your nipples!!

    Are you a trannie ?


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    parker kent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,289 ✭✭✭parker kent


    ottostreet wrote: »
    wouldnt that really hurt? :confused:

    Not if you had a pocket monster like I do :D:D

    Note: I may be lying about some or all of this


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    genericguy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,831 ✭✭✭genericguy


    nothing wrong with it, sure at least im having sex with someone i love when i do it.


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    #31
    mink_man
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,454 ✭✭✭mink_man


    Don't yank that knob?
    you're just a slob!
    pull your dong
    and you won't go wrong


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