Masturbation?

questionmark?

This came up the other day <no pun intended> and some people said their was no need for it others said its only natural. Most agreed to having a sneaky one when they were younger but now that their older they dont really. pfff ya fckn right.

I'll hold my sticky hand up folks:pac: and say every now and then i may have knocked one out. Now saying that it is very rare mainly because i happen to live with herself and my ahem... needs are usually meet.

Blokes tend to admit more freely to it but ladies are more reserved about actually admitting it.

So ladies and gents of boards what do you think of masturbation?

we'llallhavetea_old

i think its great. :pac:

Biggins

questionmark? wrote: »

...So ladies and gents of boards what do you think of masturbation?

It will always be a full hands-on job and no robot is getting near my parts!

RachPie

It's just a normal part of life, really.
As long as it's done in private! :pac:

caseyann

Its a sin :mad:

Biggins

caseyann wrote: »

Its a sin :mad:

Now, now Sister Margaret! Go back to your knitting.

Gummy Panda

questionmark? wrote: »

Blokes tend to admit more freely to it but ladies are more reserved about actually admitting it.

OP just wants AH woman to admit to flicking the bean, for his sexual gratification.

testicle

Think of the kittens!

The_Minister

Onanism?

Sinner!

MrSir

caseyann wrote: »

Its a sin :mad:

True but only when people cared what the Church thought.

DazMarz

Any bloke who says they don't do it or that they've never done it is lying...

mojesius

testicle wrote: »

Think of the kittens!

You are one thoughtful testicle.

Praetorian Saighdiuir

Yep, I have no problem with it............I love it!! Y'know, light a few candles, pull the curtains, circle your nipples for a few mins.

Although, I knew a guy when we were growing up, jebus he was a sick cookie!

He was circumcised and used to experiment with stuff that was in his kitchen cupboards.

He used jam, honey, hair gel, jelly, mayo, red sauce all as lubricants. Im sure there was other stuff aswell.

Another guy stuck his c*ck between his mattress and the base of his bed and went at it.

...and no, it wasnt me!

RachPie

Lool how's it a sin?!
You're jokin right:)

caseyann

Biggins wrote: »

Now, now Sister Margaret! Go back to your knitting.

Padre i just cant watch these children sin anymore

Biggins

caseyann wrote: »

Padre i just cant watch these children sin any more

Then give them a hand or two to show them the way to righteousness?

ElaElaElano

Two wánking threads in one afternoon...slow news day today.

cian1500ww

RachPie wrote: »

Lool how's it a sin?!
You're jokin right:)

Ah they're just yanking your chain :P

Scuid Mhór

questionmark? wrote: »

This came up the other day <no pun intended> and some people said their was no need for it others said its only natural. Most agreed to having a sneaky one when they were younger but now that their older they dont really. pfff ya fckn right.

I'll hold my sticky hand up folks:pac: and say every now and then i may have knocked one out. Now saying that it is very rare mainly because i happen to live with herself and my ahem... needs are usually meet.

Blokes tend to admit more freely to it but ladies are more reserved about actually admitting it.

So ladies and gents of boards what do you think of masturbation?

girls are utterly immature about it and think it should remain IGNORED. it's ridiculous

masturbating is natural. i haven't heard of anything bad happening to anyone when it isn't excessive.

banquo

For men, it's to keep the sperm 'fresh' for when we meet a virile young lass.

we'llallhavetea_old

Giant Squid wrote: »

some girls are utterly immature about it and think it should remain IGNORED. it's ridiculous

masturbating is natural. i haven't heard of anything bad happening to anyone when it isn't excessive.

FYP

Biggins

Giant Squid wrote: »

...i haven't heard of anything bad happening to anyone when it isn't excessive.

...Unless your trying to fly off a building! :pac:

Royal Irish

Wankin the blues away, wankin the blues away
Its an endless hobby, its what your right hands for
It will take you to the promised land
The answers right there in your hand
Wankin till the cows come home, Yeehar!!!

ottostreet

benwavner wrote: »

Yep, I have no problem with it............I love it!! Y'know, light a few candles, pull the curtains, circle your nipples for a few mins.

Although, I knew a guy when we were growing up, jebus he was a sick cookie!

He was circumcised and used to experiment with stuff that was in his kitchen cupboards.

He used jam, honey, hair gel, jelly, mayo, red sauce all as lubricants. Im sure there was other stuff aswell.

Another guy stuck his c*ck between his mattress and the base of his bed and went at it.

...and no, it wasnt me!

wouldnt that really hurt?

Hank_Jones

I've never done it.





































*Above statement may not be true*
*fap*

Scuid Mhór

we'llallhavetea wrote: »

FYP

that's weird i was sure i added a 'mostly' at the end of my sentence.

parker kent

It is obviously normal and if you are not having sex it HAS to be done. A man that did not masturbate would explode! Blue balls and whatnot.

Anybody that says they don't (or would not or have not) is basically lying. You may not need it daily but you definitely need to at some stage. I'd say most guys would like to most days.

wilson10

benwavner wrote: »

Yep, I have no problem with it............I love it!! Y'know, light a few candles, pull the curtains, circle your nipples for a few mins.

Although, I knew a guy when we were growing up, jebus he was a sick cookie!

He was circumcised and used to experiment with stuff that was in his kitchen cupboards.

He used jam, honey, hair gel, jelly, mayo, red sauce all as lubricants. Im sure there was other stuff aswell.

Another guy stuck his c*ck between his mattress and the base of his bed and went at it.



...and no, it wasnt me!

Circle your nipples!!

Are you a trannie ?

parker kent

ottostreet wrote: »

wouldnt that really hurt?

Not if you had a pocket monster like I do :D

Note: I may be lying about some or all of this

genericguy

nothing wrong with it, sure at least im having sex with someone i love when i do it.

mink_man

Don't yank that knob?
you're just a slob!
pull your dong
and you won't go wrong

Mr Benevolent

It's good for you. No more than once every few days though, have to leave plenty for the missus.

Sanjuro

I knew a guy, top bloke, but christ, he had a weird side. Once told us he was out with his dad, doing some shopping. He told his dad he'd wait in the car while his dad went in and got some groceries. So he's sitting there and he gets bored. So he decides to rub one out. Getting towards the end point, he realises he has no flannel, sock or fistful of tissues. So he opens the glove box, takes out a Tina Turner tape, chucks the tape and cums into the box. Then, he put the box back in the glove compartment and forgot about it for months. He says nothing was ever said about the notorious Tina Turner tape box.

He also used to tell us he'd **** in his living room and cum onto the curtains. Also, whenever we went over to his house, we'd go to sit in the living room and he'd go 'I wouldn't sit there if I were you.' We eventually stopped going over.

K4t

Majority of lads I know have a w**k (or two) every day.

Differs with girls or so they say: One girl told me that her and her friends rarely if ever do it. Another said her and her friends do but just not at the same rate (dunno if she was referring to speed!) as lads.

Never understood how the term w**ker is deemed to be offensive either. I just smile and pretend to **** (or actually do ****) when someone calls me it.

Take what you will from that.:D

questionmark?

Gummy Panda wrote: »

OP just wants AH woman to admit to flicking the bean, for his sexual gratification.

and the problem with this is.......................

Praetorian Saighdiuir

ottostreet wrote: »

wouldnt that really hurt?

Im sure it did.

cian1500ww

K4t wrote: »

Majority of lads I know have a w**k (or two) every day.

Damn freshmen

alwaysadub

wilson10 wrote: »

Circle your nipples!!

Are you a trannie ?

Men don't have nipples these days no?



Anyway, i freely admit to doing it! Dunno why people say they don't when they do.

OutlawPete

S&S is crying again

anniehoo

I aint admitting anything to you lot, but anyone who says this

questionmark? wrote: »

there was no need for it

is either asexual...or a LIAR!!

Gummy Panda

questionmark? wrote: »

and the problem with this is.......................

Stop trying to corrupt the virtuous women of AH, defiler!!

caseyann

anniehoo wrote: »

I aint admitting anything to you lot, but anyone who says this


is either asexual...or a LIAR!!

There is no need for it when you have someone to do it for you whats make me

Kasabian

Masturbation is a good thing as long as it does not take the place of real intimacy.

Boys of AH if you are excessively fapping you may need to take an iron supplement , without it you will fall over.

Ladies fap away

caseyann

Biggins wrote: »

Then give them a hand or two to show them the way to righteousness?

I cant my hands all tied up

up for anything

Sanjuro wrote: »

So he opens the glove box, takes out a Tina Turner tape, chucks the tape and cums into the box.

I can't figure out the position he must have assumed so as to aim into the glove box! Was he a midget?

inmyday

Nothing wrong with jacking it, everyone has to do it.

My brother takes it to the extreme, he loves jacking off, and esecially in weird places like public toilets.
He came all over his boss' desk before... on a roof , he said it was nice and warm out.
Always **** in his car...... and when he was in oz we were on the phone, just chatting away, and then he decides to tell me what he did to my laptop, all over the keyboard, sound guy.

ottostreet

Anyone reading this thread on the Sex & Sexuality Forum? I don't think I've ever read such filth. I'm so glad I subscribed

Wolfe Tone

Bunch of ****!





































Myself included.

Biggins

caseyann wrote: »

I cant my hands all tied up

You kinky devil.

I'm jealous.

caseyann

Biggins wrote: »

You kinky devil.

I'm jealous.

I am sure wifey will tie you up if you ask her

AgileMyth

I like to watch pornography on the internet whilst I masturbate. Long story short; I'm no longer welcome in the library.