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    #32
    Mr Benevolent
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,456 ✭✭✭✭Mr Benevolent


    It's good for you. No more than once every few days though, have to leave plenty for the missus.


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    #33
    Sanjuro
    Registered Users Posts: 4,236 ✭✭✭Sanjuro


    I knew a guy, top bloke, but christ, he had a weird side. Once told us he was out with his dad, doing some shopping. He told his dad he'd wait in the car while his dad went in and got some groceries. So he's sitting there and he gets bored. So he decides to rub one out. Getting towards the end point, he realises he has no flannel, sock or fistful of tissues. So he opens the glove box, takes out a Tina Turner tape, chucks the tape and cums into the box. Then, he put the box back in the glove compartment and forgot about it for months. He says nothing was ever said about the notorious Tina Turner tape box.

    He also used to tell us he'd **** in his living room and cum onto the curtains. Also, whenever we went over to his house, we'd go to sit in the living room and he'd go 'I wouldn't sit there if I were you.' We eventually stopped going over.


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    #34
    K4t
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭K4t


    Majority of lads I know have a w**k (or two) every day.

    Differs with girls or so they say: One girl told me that her and her friends rarely if ever do it. Another said her and her friends do but just not at the same rate (dunno if she was referring to speed!) as lads.

    Never understood how the term w**ker is deemed to be offensive either. I just smile and pretend to **** (or actually do ****) when someone calls me it.

    Take what you will from that.:D


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    #35
    questionmark?
    Registered Users Posts: 3,070 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    Gummy Panda wrote: »
    OP just wants AH woman to admit to flicking the bean, for his sexual gratification.

    and the problem with this is.......................


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    #36
    Praetorian Saighdiuir
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,968 ✭✭✭✭Praetorian Saighdiuir


    ottostreet wrote: »
    wouldnt that really hurt? :confused:


    Im sure it did.


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    #37
    cian1500ww
    Registered Users Posts: 2,904 ✭✭✭cian1500ww


    K4t wrote: »
    Majority of lads I know have a w**k (or two) every day.
    Damn freshmen :p


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    #38
    alwaysadub
    Registered Users Posts: 11,554 ✭✭✭✭alwaysadub


    wilson10 wrote: »
    Circle your nipples!!

    Are you a trannie ?

    Men don't have nipples these days no? :confused:



    Anyway, i freely admit to doing it! Dunno why people say they don't when they do.


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    #39
    OutlawPete
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,689 ✭✭✭✭OutlawPete


    S&S is crying again :p


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    #40
    anniehoo
    Registered Users Posts: 6,596 ✭✭✭anniehoo


    I aint admitting anything to you lot, but anyone who says this
    questionmark? wrote: »
    there was no need for it

    is either asexual...or a LIAR!!


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    #41
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    questionmark? wrote: »
    and the problem with this is.......................

    Stop trying to corrupt the virtuous women of AH, defiler!!


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    #42
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    anniehoo wrote: »
    I aint admitting anything to you lot, but anyone who says this


    is either asexual...or a LIAR!!

    There is no need for it when you have someone to do it for you :p whats make me :o


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    #43
    Kasabian
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,689 ✭✭✭Kasabian


    Masturbation is a good thing as long as it does not take the place of real intimacy.

    Boys of AH if you are excessively fapping you may need to take an iron supplement , without it you will fall over.

    Ladies fap away :)


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    #44
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Biggins wrote: »
    Then give them a hand or two to show them the way to righteousness? ;)

    I cant my hands all tied up :p


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    #45
    up for anything
    Registered Users Posts: 5,776 ✭✭✭up for anything


    Sanjuro wrote: »
    So he opens the glove box, takes out a Tina Turner tape, chucks the tape and cums into the box.

    I can't figure out the position he must have assumed so as to aim into the glove box! Was he a midget? :confused:


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    #46
    inmyday
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 731 ✭✭✭inmyday


    Nothing wrong with jacking it, everyone has to do it.

    My brother takes it to the extreme, he loves jacking off, and esecially in weird places like public toilets.
    He came all over his boss' desk before... on a roof , he said it was nice and warm out.
    Always **** in his car...... and when he was in oz we were on the phone, just chatting away, and then he decides to tell me what he did to my laptop, all over the keyboard, sound guy.


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    #47
    ottostreet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,987 ✭✭✭ottostreet


    Anyone reading this thread on the Sex & Sexuality Forum? I don't think I've ever read such filth. I'm so glad I subscribed


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    #48
    Wolfe Tone
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,670 ✭✭✭✭Wolfe Tone


    Bunch of ****!





































    Myself included.


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    #49
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    caseyann wrote: »
    I cant my hands all tied up :p
    You kinky devil. ;)

    I'm jealous. :o


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    #50
    caseyann
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,941 ✭✭✭caseyann


    Biggins wrote: »
    You kinky devil. ;)

    I'm jealous. :o

    I am sure wifey will tie you up if you ask her :p


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    #51
    AgileMyth
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,761 ✭✭✭AgileMyth


    I like to watch pornography on the internet whilst I masturbate. Long story short; I'm no longer welcome in the library.


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    #52
    mojesius
    Registered Users Posts: 4,324 ✭✭✭mojesius


    Sanjuro wrote: »
    So he opens the glove box, takes out a Tina Turner tape, chucks the tape and cums into the box. Then, he put the box back in the glove compartment and forgot about it for months. He says nothing was ever said about the notorious Tina Turner tape box.

    'Proud Mary' will never sound the same again :(


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    #53
    pappyodaniel
    Registered Users Posts: 5,720 ✭✭✭pappyodaniel


    my mates and i had a conversation on "what's the weirdest thing you've ever wanked off to"
    one guy admitted rubbing one out to a breast cancer leaflet which had a 'cartoon' woman doing a boob check
    another was Chun Li in Street Fighter II, whilst on pause when she'd be doing a high kick.


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    #54
    marcsignal
    Registered Users Posts: 4,072 ✭✭✭marcsignal


    You’ll find everything you need to know Here



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    #55
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    Right so I had no idea what any of you were talking about so I googles it.

    :eek:

    One fella had snot coming out the end of his piddler! :eek: :eek:

    One girl was using her wrong end to try and eat a cucumber! :eek:

    Wtf is this, are these people retarded!?


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    #56
    Dilynnio
    Registered Users Posts: 736 ✭✭✭Dilynnio


    Once I came home from work and I found my house mate unconscious......he finally came around and said he hadn't been feeling well.

    A week later he admitted he had been home all day and was so bored he wanted to see how many times he could **** in one day......he reached 11 and passed out.....so he says!

    True story!

    Anyone else ever passed out from it?!


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    #57
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    questionmark? wrote: »
    This came up the other day <no pun intended> and some people said their was no need for it others said its only natural. Most agreed to having a sneaky one when they were younger but now that their older they dont really. pfff ya fckn right.

    I'll hold my sticky hand up folks:pac: and say every now and then i may have knocked one out. Now saying that it is very rare mainly because i happen to live with herself and my ahem... needs are usually meet.

    Blokes tend to admit more freely to it but ladies are more reserved about actually admitting it.

    So ladies and gents of boards what do you think of masturbation?


    dunno what women you know :pac:


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    #58
    bluto63
    Registered Users Posts: 2,228 ✭✭✭bluto63


    Dilynnio wrote: »
    Once I came home from work and I found my house mate unconscious......he finally came around and said he hadn't been feeling well.

    A week later he admitted he had been home all day and was so bored he wanted to see how many times he could **** in one day......he reached 11 and passed out.....so he says!

    True story!

    Anyone else ever passed out from it?!

    I know someone who heard that if you sniff poppers just as your coming, you'll have an amazing orgasm. So he decides to try it out. Hhe gives it a go, but he ends up passing out from it. His mum comes in to find him, bottle of poppers in one hand, the other one sticky


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    #59
    Diabhal Beag
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,238 ✭✭✭✭Diabhal Beag


    I wonder has anybody not discovered ****. Like they can't do it etc (not wimmins)


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    #60
    Mr. CooL ICE
    Registered Users Posts: 17,514 ✭✭✭✭Mr. CooL ICE


    An ex of mine claims she had a flick of the bean while under the dryer in a hair salon. Even though it was in front of everyone, nobody noticed.

    My first fap was, strangely enough, while playing a demo of Monster Truck Madness on the PC


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    #61
    mikom
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,391 ✭✭✭✭mikom


    Sanjuro wrote: »
    So he opens the glove box, takes out a Tina Turner tape, chucks the tape and cums into the box.

    Nutbush city limits.


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