Ingenious ways to get drink into my debs

actually one with teddies might give the possibility of putting gargle in the teddy!
and now that i think of it if you make it look like your teacher is pregnant,a Johnsons baby assortment could be emptied,cleaned and filled with drink too!

Instead of getting a shoulder, get those 70ml bottles.

You could easily tuck a few of them around your crotch and maybe in your shoes. Also you could tape them to the top of your shoulders, no-one gets searched there (I've been to 4 debs in the past two years) and the padding from your jacket will cover them.

You could even slip one into your wallet ... Beware though, some places root through that too.

Plus your date could easily fit 6 of these into her garter/stocking/small pocket in her handbag/whatever.

God I wish I had thought of this two years ago...

I do think you're being very cheap though.

xsiborg wrote: »

forget about bottles, naggins, etc, you get two water baloons, fill these to well, "scrotum size" (dont be TOO bloody generous! ), then carry a vanilla essence size bottle of water in your jacket pocket for the bouncer to "find". smear some vodka around the opening of the bottle for the bouncer to sniff when he finds it... look at him as if you admire how clever he was, i wouldn't think he'll search any further and you go on your way...

His date is one lucky girl!

"Can you get me a drink ?"

"Yeah, will do love" *unbuttons trousers

"Do you want a mixer with that?"

Reillyman, I'm going to have to disagree with you as well.

Your grad and debs are NOT 2 of the biggest piss ups in you life. Saying this suggests that they are among the top sessions you will have. They are not.

The debs is usually a messy night, yes people have a lot to drink too quickly, which ends up with them twisted fairly early in the night.

Trust me, there are better nights. I've been to a few debs in my time, and worked at many, many more. They are over rated, over priced and over very quickly.

Anyway, OP, not to **** on your parade. You'll have a blast. But just remember, you will have better nights.

Get someone to start a fight just as you are entering. The bouncers will abandon searching you to go kick **** out of eject yer man. Swan on in with said booze.

Ok, what you do is, soak your underpants and vest(wear a vest) in the spirit of your choice, then sneak into the toilet and suck it out whenever a thirst hits.

Always worked for me:cool:

They're only notable as the 2 biggest piss-ups because the majority are too young to drink legally and your whole year is there. Debs in particular are very messy, they DO end up with people drinking loads who've never drank before, and a lot of fights.

Stash a 700ml of jameson in the car park, you will be like god walking around with one of them at 3 in the morning.

Dont wash for a least a week before the debs.
Go for a 5k run before the do - in your debs suit of course - and then frisking ceases to be a problem. no bouncer will want to come anywhere near you.
Downside of course is that no one else will either but at least you'll be able to drown your sorrows, cheaply.

Biggins wrote: »

Question: is the place where the deb is soon - is it near where you live?

Don't tell him, he's a cop! and he knows where you live!!

Reillyman wrote: »

Haha, I don't know why people keep mixing me up with the OP? My Debs isn't until August and it certainly will have a bar for god sake.

Listen lads I know there's gonna be better nights but what I'm saying is that they're gonna be 2 of the biggest so far like, anyway, that was just answering someone elses q about "not drinking."

Also, I think things must be alot different around the country because I think there's only one person u-18 for our debs, with a lot being 19, and most of us go out pretty much every weekend and are well able to handle the effects of a day-long session.

Oh to be a WUM!:D

Because your attitude stunk basically

Reillyman wrote: »

Seriously though, Debs and Grad are the end of an era, one of the last times in life where you have very little responsibility and can go absolutely mental without being judged, comprendez?

just wait till you get to college, you have a debs style pissup a couple of times a week, a major pissup before the exams, a major piss up 5 mins after the last exam, a week long piss up during rag week where there is a chance you will die of alcohol poisoning, lets not start on the house parties. i went to an IT so i had a grad every year and all those entail, i miss college

5 years from now secondary school will be long forgotten

this is ireland not saudi, who judges you because you go on a mad drinking spree?? look around xmas parties, birthdays, match celebrations, new years, weddings, normal saturday nights outs, are these reserved

people travel all over the world to come to ireland so that they can go "absolutely mental without being judged"

5Aces wrote: »

whoever told you that they will frisk you is taking the piss

No not really, i was frisked going in to my and some bouncher even confronted me in the bathroom seeing if I had any drink on me while I was taking a piss!