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Ingenious ways to get drink into my debs

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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,356 punchdrunk
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    actually one with teddies might give the possibility of putting gargle in the teddy!
    and now that i think of it if you make it look like your teacher is pregnant,a Johnsons baby assortment could be emptied,cleaned and filled with drink too!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3 Face_Kicker


    threaten to kick the bouncer in the face


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 82 Waterloo Sunset
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    Wear a (long) coat into the venue.

    Slash a hole in the lining. Drop naggin in hole. Naggin falls to bottom and gets missed if you get searched. Move to pocket once you're past the entry people.

    Simples!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,985 Gavin "shels"
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    Crouching tiger, hidden naggin!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 619 Dj Stiggie
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    Instead of getting a shoulder, get those 70ml bottles.

    You could easily tuck a few of them around your crotch and maybe in your shoes. Also you could tape them to the top of your shoulders, no-one gets searched there (I've been to 4 debs in the past two years) and the padding from your jacket will cover them.

    You could even slip one into your wallet ... Beware though, some places root through that too.

    Plus your date could easily fit 6 of these into her garter/stocking/small pocket in her handbag/whatever.

    God I wish I had thought of this two years ago...

    I do think you're being very cheap though.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,635 xsiborg
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    forget about bottles, naggins, etc, you get two water baloons, fill these to well, "scrotum size" (dont be TOO bloody generous! :D), then carry a vanilla essence size bottle of water in your jacket pocket for the bouncer to "find". smear some vodka around the opening of the bottle for the bouncer to sniff when he finds it... look at him as if you admire how clever he was, i wouldn't think he'll search any further and you go on your way... :p


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,274 _feedback_
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    xsiborg wrote: »
    forget about bottles, naggins, etc, you get two water baloons, fill these to well, "scrotum size" (dont be TOO bloody generous! :D), then carry a vanilla essence size bottle of water in your jacket pocket for the bouncer to "find". smear some vodka around the opening of the bottle for the bouncer to sniff when he finds it... look at him as if you admire how clever he was, i wouldn't think he'll search any further and you go on your way... :p

    His date is one lucky girl!

    "Can you get me a drink ?"

    "Yeah, will do love" *unbuttons trousers

    "Do you want a mixer with that?"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 437 leedsfan88
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    Put the naggin, down the front of your pants over your junk, they can't search there, can be uncomfortable but once your in just go to the pisser and take out and keep in your inside jacket pocket


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,995 Sofiztikated
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    Reillyman, I'm going to have to disagree with you as well.

    Your grad and debs are NOT 2 of the biggest piss ups in you life. Saying this suggests that they are among the top sessions you will have. They are not.

    The debs is usually a messy night, yes people have a lot to drink too quickly, which ends up with them twisted fairly early in the night.

    Trust me, there are better nights. I've been to a few debs in my time, and worked at many, many more. They are over rated, over priced and over very quickly.

    Anyway, OP, not to **** on your parade. You'll have a blast. But just remember, you will have better nights.

    Get someone to start a fight just as you are entering. The bouncers will abandon searching you to go kick **** out of eject yer man. Swan on in with said booze.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,241 Sanjuro
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    Christ, I weep for the future of humanity.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 304 MadPatrick
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    Ok, what you do is, soak your underpants and vest(wear a vest) in the spirit of your choice, then sneak into the toilet and suck it out whenever a thirst hits.

    Always worked for me:cool:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 740 star.chaser
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    a colostomy bag


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,195 Corruptedmorals
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    They're only notable as the 2 biggest piss-ups because the majority are too young to drink legally and your whole year is there. Debs in particular are very messy, they DO end up with people drinking loads who've never drank before, and a lot of fights.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,342 seagull
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    A perfume bottle in your date's handbag, and an aftershave bottle in your pocket.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,507 DamienH
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    Stash a 700ml of jameson in the car park, you will be like god walking around with one of them at 3 in the morning.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,506 DirkVoodoo
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    Reillyman wrote: »
    Ehm, ya, I'm not sure what kind of debs the OP's is, but ours is nothing like that, we're not gonna get "strip-searched" or anything of the like.

    And our Grad consists of a mass, which finishes at 5pm, straight down to the pub, and stay drinkin till 9-10 the next morning. So keep your "holier than thou" attitude to yourself mate...

    Holier than thou? Don't be so stubborn, you are the one telling people that these are two of the greatest nights of their lives, when you haven't even been out on them yet. What kind of debs doesn't even have a fecking bar? Most of you should be over 18 anyway. Or is this a "pre debs" (the other greatest night of your life)?

    Yeah, good luck, go mental, enjoy your night without responsibility. You must be the first person to have ever graduated or gone to a debs, please, enlighten me as to how amazing it is going to be. Maybe in a few years you can dig up this post and laugh at what an immature kid you were.

    Lots of luck, can't wait to hear how this goes!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,282 bullpost
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    Dont wash for a least a week before the debs.
    Go for a 5k run before the do - in your debs suit of course - and then frisking ceases to be a problem. no bouncer will want to come anywhere near you.
    Downside of course is that no one else will either but at least you'll be able to drown your sorrows, cheaply.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 141 HPT
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    Abrasax wrote: »
    Couldn't you try and enter the premises on some pretext in the days leading up to the event and stash your booty then?

    Wow, that's a great idea!!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 151 einshteen
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    Biggins wrote: »
    Question: is the place where the deb is soon - is it near where you live?

    Don't tell him, he's a cop! and he knows where you live!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,533 SV
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    where abouts is the debs being held?


    Get in a day earlier and put your drink into the top of a toilet tank


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 834 Reillyman
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    DirkVoodoo wrote: »
    Holier than thou? Don't be so stubborn, you are the one telling people that these are two of the greatest nights of their lives, when you haven't even been out on them yet. What kind of debs doesn't even have a fecking bar? Most of you should be over 18 anyway. Or is this a "pre debs" (the other greatest night of your life)?

    Yeah, good luck, go mental, enjoy your night without responsibility. You must be the first person to have ever graduated or gone to a debs, please, enlighten me as to how amazing it is going to be. Maybe in a few years you can dig up this post and laugh at what an immature kid you were.

    Lots of luck, can't wait to hear how this goes!

    Haha, I don't know why people keep mixing me up with the OP? My Debs isn't until August and it certainly will have a bar for god sake.

    Listen lads I know there's gonna be better nights but what I'm saying is that they're gonna be 2 of the biggest so far like, anyway, that was just answering someone elses q about "not drinking."

    Also, I think things must be alot different around the country because I think there's only one person u-18 for our debs, with a lot being 19, and most of us go out pretty much every weekend and are well able to handle the effects of a day-long session.

    Oh to be a WUM!:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 21,448 Cupcake_Crisis
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    TheZohan wrote: »
    All you need to do is get a bottle of vodka and pour it into a pot, then buy a sponge and place it in the pot of vodka. Boil the vodka until all the water evaporates (the alcohol is naturally attracted to the sponge so it won't boil off).

    When you get into the venue stick the sponge in a pint glass, add one sachet/teaspoon of sugar and fill with water, do not drink the solution as it will be neat vodka.

    Add mixer to taste.

    Drink sensibly.

    That is GENIUS!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,056 Degag
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    Reillyman wrote: »
    Haha, I don't know why people keep mixing me up with the OP? My Debs isn't until August and it certainly will have a bar for god sake.

    Listen lads I know there's gonna be better nights but what I'm saying is that they're gonna be 2 of the biggest so far like, anyway, that was just answering someone elses q about "not drinking."

    Also, I think things must be alot different around the country because I think there's only one person u-18 for our debs, with a lot being 19, and most of us go out pretty much every weekend and are well able to handle the effects of a day-long session.

    Oh to be a WUM!:D

    Because your attitude stunk basically


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,038 sponsoredwalk
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    Reillyman wrote: »
    I said "two of the" biggest, which leaves my later life open to the possibility of bigger piss-ups, but nice try though...


    debs being considered amongst the greatest nights of your life?

    Please... You must have such low expectations of life :pac:


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,485 rossie1977
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    Reillyman wrote: »
    Seriously though, Debs and Grad are the end of an era, one of the last times in life where you have very little responsibility and can go absolutely mental without being judged, comprendez?

    just wait till you get to college, you have a debs style pissup a couple of times a week, a major pissup before the exams, a major piss up 5 mins after the last exam, a week long piss up during rag week where there is a chance you will die of alcohol poisoning, lets not start on the house parties. i went to an IT so i had a grad every year and all those entail, i miss college :(

    5 years from now secondary school will be long forgotten

    this is ireland not saudi, who judges you because you go on a mad drinking spree?? look around :D xmas parties, birthdays, match celebrations, new years, weddings, normal saturday nights outs, are these reserved

    people travel all over the world to come to ireland so that they can go "absolutely mental without being judged"


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 469 5Aces
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    whoever told you that they will frisk you is taking the piss


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,557 Knifey Spoony
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    5Aces wrote: »
    whoever told you that they will frisk you is taking the piss

    No not really, i was frisked going in to my and some bouncher even confronted me in the bathroom seeing if I had any drink on me while I was taking a piss!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 t4k30
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    Up yo ass boy !


  • Registered Users, Subscribers, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,702 antodeco
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    Silverado wrote: »
    Perhaps you people need to learn a little about physics. The first thing to boil off will be the alcohol.

    Physics? Would it not be Chemistry? Or do you need to seperate them in space or something?


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 724 cock robin
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    [QUOTE= So i need a way to get drink (spirits) past the bouncers.

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    In your stomach :D


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