Ingenious ways to get drink into my debs

strumindaguitar

Right so my debs is in a week and i face the eternal battle to get drink into the debs hall without getting caught. I know for a fact that the bouncers will be frisking and checking bags. Normally on a night out this wouldn't be a problem cos i'd drink enough b4 the pubs and clubs but.....it starts at 6 and finishes at 2am and i'd have no money to buy drinks all night. So i need a way to get drink (spirits) past the bouncers.

We've come up with a few ideas which include taping naggins to various body parts or hiding small bottles of spirits in our socks.

I need the wisdom of the Boards to guide me in my quest for ultimate "thrifty-ness".

P.s: I've looked at the "stingiest things you've seen stingy people do" thread but alas to no avail

GLaDOS

If you're a lad, you'll be frisked very heavily and made take off your shoes, so bringing it in on your body probably won't work

ntlbell

In your tummeh

MagicMarker

Ah, kids!

Cheap Thrills!

Marge Simpson hairdo with winebag in, clear plastic tube behind ear to mouth! :P

Abrasax

Couldn't you try and enter the premises on some pretext in the days leading up to the event and stash your booty then?

If the debs is so dull you're going to this effort to sneak in alcohol, maybe you just shouldn't be going?
Alternatively try a night sober

brianthebard

http://www.redsave.com/productimages/beer_belly_400.jpg

Beer belly.

phill106

get a lady friend to hold a naggon between her thighs. She probably wont be searched. For a party trick, get her to pour cocktails with no hands!

havana

I know a girl who tied a rope round her waist and dangled a bottle between her legs. But this was in the day of big dresses. Probably wouldn't work with today's more slimeline, figure hugging styles ;-)

strumindaguitar

Im a lad, Problem is the venue is too far away..

Topper Harley

Surely it's a bit early in the year for debs. And what's wrong with just buying your booze there, or is it an underage gig? In either case, they'll probably be keeping a close eye on everyone once inside anyway. At my debs I remember a bouncer bursting into the jacks and checking what everyone had. I think he was looking for drugs though.

Einhard

bluewolf wrote: »

If the debs is so dull you're going to this effort to sneak in alcohol, maybe you just shouldn't be going?
Alternatively try a night sober

Ah, adults! :pac:

They're not serving drinks at your debs? That's a bit odd. They always had a bar back in the day. Although, considering the general mayhem that invariably ensued, probably not surprising that they abandoned that policy!

Vain

Hide it up your anus.

or you can buy a bagpack that holds only just drinks its flat enough its used by people hiking and what not, they have a straw coming out of it. Holds up to 5 L they had them in argos but cant seem to find it now.

kippy

Abrasax wrote: »

Couldn't you try and enter the premises on some pretext in the days leading up to the event and stash your booty then?

Thats a tried and tested method which I have used successfully on many occasions in my youth.
Otherwise, just neck a naggin before you go in, you wont need much else till after.

G_R

they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??

phill106

Vain wrote: »

Hide it up your anus.

or you can buy a bagpack that holds only just drinks its flat enough its used by people hiking and what not, they have a straw coming out of it. Holds up to 5 L they had them in argos but cant seem to find it now.

Called a camel pack i believe. Also mentioned above!
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=65857004&postcount=8

strumindaguitar

bluewolf wrote: »

Alternatively try a night sober

....Lame

But seriously, there is gonna be drink there but i don't really feel like spending more money than i have to.

Princess Zelda

If you could get away with wearing sandals this could be the solution. Go with Bermuda shorts too to complete the look

Biggins

Question: is the place where the deb is soon - is it near where you live?

xOxSinéadxOx

Get a girl to duck tape a shouder to her leg.

phill106

Become overly happy that bounce will frisk you. Offer to let him search you.....thoroughly...


Either he will let you off, lest you get aroused by the search....
Or he likes the idea!

phill106

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

Get a girl to duck tape a shouder to her leg.

Anyone else picturing sinead with her shoulder ducktaped to her leg?
Oooo matron!

KeithM89_old

dannym08 wrote: »

they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??

Yes - a lot of places do it - in fact i cant think of any club that didnt check me

Einhard

strumindaguitar wrote: »

....Lame

But seriously, there is gonna be drink there but i don't really feel like spending more money than i have to.

That's simple then. Just knock back a naggin before you go in, and then top it up every hour os so with an aftershock or something.

And when you're getting your stomach pumped at the end of the night, we never had this conversation, alright?!:D

kippy

dannym08 wrote: »

they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??

Sadly, a sign of the way things have gone. Society is probably "safer" than it was ten years ago but we're more afraid of our shadows.

Censorsh!t

For my debs the guy going with me just stuck a bottle of absinthe down his pants. Don't think we were checked at all

Biggins

If the place where the deb is, is near to you presently, there is an easy solution.
Sadly however, it would be irresponsible of me to post something that could get the boards into trouble for aiding the consumption of alcohol to someone under-age?

Sorry.

strumindaguitar

Biggins wrote: »

Question: is the place where the deb is soon - is it near where you live?

No, i wont be able to get there before the debs.

Ya im not underage btw...everthing is above board apart from the thriftyness

Jet Black

Vain wrote: »

Hide it up your anus.

Would not work, hes too tight.

TheZohanS

All you need to do is get a bottle of vodka and pour it into a pot, then buy a sponge and place it in the pot of vodka. Boil the vodka until all the water evaporates (the alcohol is naturally attracted to the sponge so it won't boil off).

When you get into the venue stick the sponge in a pint glass, add one sachet/teaspoon of sugar and fill with water, do not drink the solution as it will be neat vodka.

Add mixer to taste.

Drink sensibly.

Who_owns_this?

That's just cheap. It's not that they don't want you to get drunk; they just want to make sure they make a profit out of it. And it's your debs!

Your best bet is getting a girl to help you. Vodka in a 7up bottle in the band of a stocking has always worked for me!

funk-you

Keithm89 wrote: »

Yes - a lot of places do it - in fact i cant think of any club that didnt check me

I'm out twice a week and haven't been searched in about 9 years. Dunno what type of places you guys are going to. Tbh, why would you want to go somewhere that shows you that little respect before you've even gone inside?

-Funk

questionmark?

dannym08 wrote: »

they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??

Nope i'm shocked as well its a Debs FFS!!!!


OP put a naggen in your boxers try and tie it up some way even if its uncomfortable it will only be for a very short time. Make sure its in such an area that only george michael would look there for it!

Or you could buy some bullseyes vodka baggies thingys and put them in your wallet!! You might just have to book a ryanair flight to get them though cant think of where else in the nanny state sells them.

orourkeda

Just a thought here.

If you are trying to smuggle alcohol in, one can only presume that there will be no alcohol available at the venue. Based on this assumption and the assumption that you actually get the booze in, how exactly are you going to drink it inside without being caught

MariaBabii

Put the nagan down ur bra strap or if u have it mixed all ready in a bottle (like Pepsi bottle) then drink a little bit and squeeze the air out and put it down the back of ur bra strap! Works every time Ive gotten in loadsa places by doing that!

Carl Sagan

Are you sure you'll be checked going in? We just walked in. Didn't even need a ticket.

phill106

go in without booze. stash it outside. Exit via backdoor. Retrieve booze. Profit!

Who_owns_this?

Nice trick Zohan. I've never heard of that before. Might look a bit odd bringing a sponge to your debs, but who cares! I'm going to remember that one!!

Does the sponge end up reeking of vodka though? What do you say when you're asked about the boozy sponge?

Liam Byrne

strumindaguitar wrote: »

....Lame

You call that lame, and you're the one who can't contemplate a night without booze ? :rolleyes:

Carlos_Ray

Same problem a few years ago was sorted by hiding the drink on our black friend because we knew the bouncers would be less likely to search him vigourously for fear of being seen as racist. Not PC but it worked.

Who_owns_this?

orourkeda wrote: »

Just a thought here.

If you are trying to smuggle alcohol in, one can only presume that there will be no alcohol available at the venue. Based on this assumption and the assumption that you actually get the booze in, how exactly are you going to drink it inside without being caught

Ahhhhhhhh - read the previous posts!!!! He's not underage either before you ask!

oisinmc14

Liam Byrne wrote: »

You call that lame, and you're the one who can't contemplate a night without booze ? :rolleyes:

Ah now thats a bit cheap.....kinda like the OP:D

Penisland

strumindaguitar wrote: »

....Lame

But seriously, there is gonna be drink there but i don't really feel like spending more money than i have to.

Its only your debs once!

Dont be such a tight arse and spend some money!!!

strumindaguitar

Penisland wrote: »

Its only your debs once!

Dont be such a tight arse and spend some money!!!

No.

citizen_p

do they not serve drink...... mine will be

Penisland

strumindaguitar wrote: »

No.

Wait till you are in college and bring as many naggins in as you want!

Einhard

TheZohan wrote: »

All you need to do is get a bottle of vodka and pour it into a pot, then buy a sponge and place it in the pot of vodka. Boil the vodka until all the water evaporates (the alcohol is naturally attracted to the sponge so it won't boil off).

When you get into the venue stick the sponge in a pint glass, add one sachet/teaspoon of sugar and fill with water, do not drink the solution as it will be neat vodka.

Add mixer to taste.

Drink sensibly.

Now this is just the sort of innovative thinking we need to get the country out of the mess it's in!!

Topper Harley

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

Get a girl to duck tape a shouder to her leg.

Yeah I'm sure any girl will be happy to do this, she'll probably even enjoy the immense pain and awkwardness of attaching/removing it. Ah, you crazy girls!

Censorsh!t wrote: »

For my debs the guy going with me just stuck a bottle of absinthe down his pants. Don't think we were checked at all

Absinthe is EVIL!

silverharp

vodka ice sculpture? or if you are really determined go to the venue early or day before and hide the booze somewhere discrete

kumate_champ07

It must have been a 'different time', but at my debs 10 years ago we had it in a hotel and there was plenty of teachers there too, we all drank together, alot of us were 17yr olds and there was no problem havin a few(lots of) pints

do some debs have an anti drink policy?