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Ingenious ways to get drink into my debs

  • 12-05-2010 6:05pm
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    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 strumindaguitar


    Right so my debs is in a week and i face the eternal battle to get drink into the debs hall without getting caught. I know for a fact that the bouncers will be frisking and checking bags. Normally on a night out this wouldn't be a problem cos i'd drink enough b4 the pubs and clubs but.....it starts at 6 and finishes at 2am and i'd have no money to buy drinks all night. So i need a way to get drink (spirits) past the bouncers.

    We've come up with a few ideas which include taping naggins to various body parts or hiding small bottles of spirits in our socks.

    I need the wisdom of the Boards to guide me in my quest for ultimate "thrifty-ness".

    P.s: I've looked at the "stingiest things you've seen stingy people do" thread but alas to no avail :(


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  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    If you're a lad, you'll be frisked very heavily and made take off your shoes, so bringing it in on your body probably won't work

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 16,288 ✭✭✭✭ntlbell


    In your tummeh


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 32,865 ✭✭✭✭MagicMarker


    Ah, kids!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,723 ✭✭✭Cheap Thrills!


    Marge Simpson hairdo with winebag in, clear plastic tube behind ear to mouth! :P


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 977 ✭✭✭Abrasax


    Couldn't you try and enter the premises on some pretext in the days leading up to the event and stash your booty then?


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  • Posts: 0 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Milena Shallow Movement


    If the debs is so dull you're going to this effort to sneak in alcohol, maybe you just shouldn't be going? :confused:
    Alternatively try a night sober


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 16,165 ✭✭✭✭brianthebard




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    get a lady friend to hold a naggon between her thighs. She probably wont be searched. For a party trick, get her to pour cocktails with no hands!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 754 ✭✭✭havana


    I know a girl who tied a rope round her waist and dangled a bottle between her legs. But this was in the day of big dresses. Probably wouldn't work with today's more slimeline, figure hugging styles ;-)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 strumindaguitar


    Im a lad, Problem is the venue is too far away..


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Surely it's a bit early in the year for debs. And what's wrong with just buying your booze there, or is it an underage gig? In either case, they'll probably be keeping a close eye on everyone once inside anyway. At my debs I remember a bouncer bursting into the jacks and checking what everyone had. I think he was looking for drugs though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    bluewolf wrote: »
    If the debs is so dull you're going to this effort to sneak in alcohol, maybe you just shouldn't be going? :confused:
    Alternatively try a night sober


    Ah, adults! :pac:

    They're not serving drinks at your debs? That's a bit odd. They always had a bar back in the day. Although, considering the general mayhem that invariably ensued, probably not surprising that they abandoned that policy!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,689 ✭✭✭Vain


    Hide it up your anus.

    or you can buy a bagpack that holds only just drinks its flat enough its used by people hiking and what not, they have a straw coming out of it. Holds up to 5 L they had them in argos but cant seem to find it now.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,990 ✭✭✭✭kippy


    Abrasax wrote: »
    Couldn't you try and enter the premises on some pretext in the days leading up to the event and stash your booty then?

    Thats a tried and tested method which I have used successfully on many occasions in my youth.
    Otherwise, just neck a naggin before you go in, you wont need much else till after.


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,028 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

    am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    Vain wrote: »
    Hide it up your anus.

    or you can buy a bagpack that holds only just drinks its flat enough its used by people hiking and what not, they have a straw coming out of it. Holds up to 5 L they had them in argos but cant seem to find it now.

    Called a camel pack i believe. Also mentioned above!
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=65857004&postcount=8


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 strumindaguitar


    bluewolf wrote: »
    Alternatively try a night sober

    ....Lame

    But seriously, there is gonna be drink there but i don't really feel like spending more money than i have to.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 355 ✭✭Princess Zelda


    If you could get away with wearing sandals this could be the solution. Go with Bermuda shorts too to complete the look


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    Question: is the place where the deb is soon - is it near where you live?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,604 ✭✭✭xOxSinéadxOx


    Get a girl to duck tape a shouder to her leg.


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    Become overly happy that bounce will frisk you. Offer to let him search you.....thoroughly...


    Either he will let you off, lest you get aroused by the search....
    Or he likes the idea!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    Get a girl to duck tape a shouder to her leg.

    Anyone else picturing sinead with her shoulder ducktaped to her leg?
    Oooo matron!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 12,806 ✭✭✭✭KeithM89_old


    dannym08 wrote: »
    they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

    am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??

    Yes - a lot of places do it - in fact i cant think of any club that didnt check me


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    ....Lame

    But seriously, there is gonna be drink there but i don't really feel like spending more money than i have to.

    That's simple then. Just knock back a naggin before you go in, and then top it up every hour os so with an aftershock or something.

    And when you're getting your stomach pumped at the end of the night, we never had this conversation, alright?!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,990 ✭✭✭✭kippy


    dannym08 wrote: »
    they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

    am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??

    Sadly, a sign of the way things have gone. Society is probably "safer" than it was ten years ago but we're more afraid of our shadows.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,121 ✭✭✭Censorsh!t


    For my debs the guy going with me just stuck a bottle of absinthe down his pants. Don't think we were checked at all


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    If the place where the deb is, is near to you presently, there is an easy solution.
    Sadly however, it would be irresponsible of me to post something that could get the boards into trouble for aiding the consumption of alcohol to someone under-age?

    Sorry.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 strumindaguitar


    Biggins wrote: »
    Question: is the place where the deb is soon - is it near where you live?

    No, i wont be able to get there before the debs.

    Ya im not underage btw...everthing is above board apart from the thriftyness


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭Jet Black


    Vain wrote: »
    Hide it up your anus.

    Would not work, hes too tight.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    All you need to do is get a bottle of vodka and pour it into a pot, then buy a sponge and place it in the pot of vodka. Boil the vodka until all the water evaporates (the alcohol is naturally attracted to the sponge so it won't boil off).

    When you get into the venue stick the sponge in a pint glass, add one sachet/teaspoon of sugar and fill with water, do not drink the solution as it will be neat vodka.

    Add mixer to taste.

    Drink sensibly.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    That's just cheap. It's not that they don't want you to get drunk; they just want to make sure they make a profit out of it. And it's your debs!

    Your best bet is getting a girl to help you. Vodka in a 7up bottle in the band of a stocking has always worked for me!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,743 ✭✭✭funk-you


    Keithm89 wrote: »
    Yes - a lot of places do it - in fact i cant think of any club that didnt check me

    I'm out twice a week and haven't been searched in about 9 years. Dunno what type of places you guys are going to. Tbh, why would you want to go somewhere that shows you that little respect before you've even gone inside?

    -Funk


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,078 ✭✭✭questionmark?


    dannym08 wrote: »
    they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

    am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??

    Nope i'm shocked as well its a Debs FFS!!!!


    OP put a naggen in your boxers try and tie it up some way even if its uncomfortable it will only be for a very short time. Make sure its in such an area that only george michael would look there for it!

    Or you could buy some bullseyes vodka baggies thingys and put them in your wallet!! You might just have to book a ryanair flight to get them though cant think of where else in the nanny state sells them.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,918 ✭✭✭✭orourkeda


    Just a thought here.

    If you are trying to smuggle alcohol in, one can only presume that there will be no alcohol available at the venue. Based on this assumption and the assumption that you actually get the booze in, how exactly are you going to drink it inside without being caught


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 104 ✭✭MariaBabii


    Put the nagan down ur bra strap or if u have it mixed all ready in a bottle (like Pepsi bottle) then drink a little bit and squeeze the air out and put it down the back of ur bra strap! Works every time :) Ive gotten in loadsa places by doing that! :D


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 856 ✭✭✭Carl Sagan


    Are you sure you'll be checked going in? We just walked in. Didn't even need a ticket.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,826 ✭✭✭phill106


    go in without booze. stash it outside. Exit via backdoor. Retrieve booze. Profit!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    Nice trick Zohan. I've never heard of that before. Might look a bit odd bringing a sponge to your debs, but who cares! I'm going to remember that one!!

    Does the sponge end up reeking of vodka though? What do you say when you're asked about the boozy sponge?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 18,163 ✭✭✭✭Liam Byrne


    ....Lame

    You call that lame, and you're the one who can't contemplate a night without booze ? :rolleyes:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 685 ✭✭✭Carlos_Ray


    Same problem a few years ago was sorted by hiding the drink on our black friend because we knew the bouncers would be less likely to search him vigourously for fear of being seen as racist. Not PC but it worked.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    orourkeda wrote: »
    Just a thought here.

    If you are trying to smuggle alcohol in, one can only presume that there will be no alcohol available at the venue. Based on this assumption and the assumption that you actually get the booze in, how exactly are you going to drink it inside without being caught


    Ahhhhhhhh - read the previous posts!!!! He's not underage either before you ask!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 128 ✭✭oisinmc14


    Liam Byrne wrote: »
    You call that lame, and you're the one who can't contemplate a night without booze ? :rolleyes:

    Ah now thats a bit cheap.....kinda like the OP:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 293 ✭✭Penisland


    ....Lame

    But seriously, there is gonna be drink there but i don't really feel like spending more money than i have to.


    Its only your debs once!

    Dont be such a tight arse and spend some money!!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19 strumindaguitar


    Penisland wrote: »
    Its only your debs once!

    Dont be such a tight arse and spend some money!!!

    No.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,494 ✭✭✭citizen_p


    do they not serve drink...... mine will be


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 293 ✭✭Penisland


    No.


    Wait till you are in college and bring as many naggins in as you want!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,920 ✭✭✭Einhard


    TheZohan wrote: »
    All you need to do is get a bottle of vodka and pour it into a pot, then buy a sponge and place it in the pot of vodka. Boil the vodka until all the water evaporates (the alcohol is naturally attracted to the sponge so it won't boil off).

    When you get into the venue stick the sponge in a pint glass, add one sachet/teaspoon of sugar and fill with water, do not drink the solution as it will be neat vodka.

    Add mixer to taste.

    Drink sensibly.


    Now this is just the sort of innovative thinking we need to get the country out of the mess it's in!!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,698 ✭✭✭Topper Harley


    Get a girl to duck tape a shouder to her leg.

    Yeah I'm sure any girl will be happy to do this, she'll probably even enjoy the immense pain and awkwardness of attaching/removing it. Ah, you crazy girls!
    Censorsh!t wrote: »
    For my debs the guy going with me just stuck a bottle of absinthe down his pants. Don't think we were checked at all

    Absinthe is EVIL!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,854 ✭✭✭✭silverharp


    vodka ice sculpture? or if you are really determined go to the venue early or day before and hide the booze somewhere discrete

    A belief in gender identity involves a level of faith as there is nothing tangible to prove its existence which, as something divorced from the physical body, is similar to the idea of a soul. - Colette Colfer



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 7,150 ✭✭✭kumate_champ07


    It must have been a 'different time', but at my debs 10 years ago we had it in a hotel and there was plenty of teachers there too, we all drank together, alot of us were 17yr olds and there was no problem havin a few(lots of) pints

    do some debs have an anti drink policy?


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