Ingenious ways to get drink into my debs

strumindaguitar

Right so my debs is in a week and i face the eternal battle to get drink into the debs hall without getting caught. I know for a fact that the bouncers will be frisking and checking bags. Normally on a night out this wouldn't be a problem cos i'd drink enough b4 the pubs and clubs but.....it starts at 6 and finishes at 2am and i'd have no money to buy drinks all night. So i need a way to get drink (spirits) past the bouncers.

We've come up with a few ideas which include taping naggins to various body parts or hiding small bottles of spirits in our socks.

I need the wisdom of the Boards to guide me in my quest for ultimate "thrifty-ness".

P.s: I've looked at the "stingiest things you've seen stingy people do" thread but alas to no avail

GLaDOS

If you're a lad, you'll be frisked very heavily and made take off your shoes, so bringing it in on your body probably won't work

ntlbell

In your tummeh

MagicMarker

Ah, kids!

Cheap Thrills!

Marge Simpson hairdo with winebag in, clear plastic tube behind ear to mouth! :P

Abrasax

Couldn't you try and enter the premises on some pretext in the days leading up to the event and stash your booty then?

coffee_cake

If the debs is so dull you're going to this effort to sneak in alcohol, maybe you just shouldn't be going?
Alternatively try a night sober

brianthebard

http://www.redsave.com/productimages/beer_belly_400.jpg

Beer belly.

phill106

get a lady friend to hold a naggon between her thighs. She probably wont be searched. For a party trick, get her to pour cocktails with no hands!

havana

I know a girl who tied a rope round her waist and dangled a bottle between her legs. But this was in the day of big dresses. Probably wouldn't work with today's more slimeline, figure hugging styles ;-)

strumindaguitar

Im a lad, Problem is the venue is too far away..

Topper Harley

Surely it's a bit early in the year for debs. And what's wrong with just buying your booze there, or is it an underage gig? In either case, they'll probably be keeping a close eye on everyone once inside anyway. At my debs I remember a bouncer bursting into the jacks and checking what everyone had. I think he was looking for drugs though.

Einhard

bluewolf wrote: »

If the debs is so dull you're going to this effort to sneak in alcohol, maybe you just shouldn't be going?
Alternatively try a night sober

Ah, adults! :pac:

They're not serving drinks at your debs? That's a bit odd. They always had a bar back in the day. Although, considering the general mayhem that invariably ensued, probably not surprising that they abandoned that policy!

Vain

Hide it up your anus.

or you can buy a bagpack that holds only just drinks its flat enough its used by people hiking and what not, they have a straw coming out of it. Holds up to 5 L they had them in argos but cant seem to find it now.

kippy

Abrasax wrote: »

Couldn't you try and enter the premises on some pretext in the days leading up to the event and stash your booty then?

Thats a tried and tested method which I have used successfully on many occasions in my youth.
Otherwise, just neck a naggin before you go in, you wont need much else till after.

G_R

they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??

phill106

Vain wrote: »

Hide it up your anus.

or you can buy a bagpack that holds only just drinks its flat enough its used by people hiking and what not, they have a straw coming out of it. Holds up to 5 L they had them in argos but cant seem to find it now.

Called a camel pack i believe. Also mentioned above!
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=65857004&postcount=8

strumindaguitar

bluewolf wrote: »

Alternatively try a night sober

....Lame

But seriously, there is gonna be drink there but i don't really feel like spending more money than i have to.

Princess Zelda

If you could get away with wearing sandals this could be the solution. Go with Bermuda shorts too to complete the look

Biggins

Question: is the place where the deb is soon - is it near where you live?

xOxSinéadxOx

Get a girl to duck tape a shouder to her leg.

phill106

Become overly happy that bounce will frisk you. Offer to let him search you.....thoroughly...


Either he will let you off, lest you get aroused by the search....
Or he likes the idea!

phill106

xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

Get a girl to duck tape a shouder to her leg.

Anyone else picturing sinead with her shoulder ducktaped to her leg?
Oooo matron!

KeithM89_old

dannym08 wrote: »

they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??

Yes - a lot of places do it - in fact i cant think of any club that didnt check me

Einhard

strumindaguitar wrote: »

....Lame

But seriously, there is gonna be drink there but i don't really feel like spending more money than i have to.

That's simple then. Just knock back a naggin before you go in, and then top it up every hour os so with an aftershock or something.

And when you're getting your stomach pumped at the end of the night, we never had this conversation, alright?!:D

kippy

dannym08 wrote: »

they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??

Sadly, a sign of the way things have gone. Society is probably "safer" than it was ten years ago but we're more afraid of our shadows.

Censorsh!t

For my debs the guy going with me just stuck a bottle of absinthe down his pants. Don't think we were checked at all

Biggins

If the place where the deb is, is near to you presently, there is an easy solution.
Sadly however, it would be irresponsible of me to post something that could get the boards into trouble for aiding the consumption of alcohol to someone under-age?

Sorry.

strumindaguitar

Biggins wrote: »

Question: is the place where the deb is soon - is it near where you live?

No, i wont be able to get there before the debs.

Ya im not underage btw...everthing is above board apart from the thriftyness

Jet Black

Vain wrote: »

Hide it up your anus.

Would not work, hes too tight.

TheZohanS

All you need to do is get a bottle of vodka and pour it into a pot, then buy a sponge and place it in the pot of vodka. Boil the vodka until all the water evaporates (the alcohol is naturally attracted to the sponge so it won't boil off).

When you get into the venue stick the sponge in a pint glass, add one sachet/teaspoon of sugar and fill with water, do not drink the solution as it will be neat vodka.

Add mixer to taste.

Drink sensibly.