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Ingenious ways to get drink into my debs

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    #62
    Biggins
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 34,567 ✭✭✭✭Biggins


    strumindaguitar wrote: »
    Haha pity it costs $100, if i had that money to spend i would'nt have made this thread :P

    True but think of all the many times you can use it in the long run! :pac:
    I have a couple of these jackets (not for drink, equipment). Great items.


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    #63
    Kirnsy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 970 ✭✭✭Kirnsy


    Get a bag of jellies. Put them in a large bowl and pour vodka over them. Let them soak over night and you have vodka jellies!


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    #64
    macdragon76
    Registered Users Posts: 41 ✭macdragon76


    Find out where the toilets are, see where the window is, Leave something outside and pass it through to a friend later in the evening.


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    #65
    Who_owns_this?
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭Who_owns_this?


    TheZohan wrote: »
    It's actually not that bad. I did it once and the bouncer noticed it in my pocket (I was wearing a blazer), I just told him that I sweat a lot and it's an embarrassing condition that's why I carry a sponge and I'd prefer if he didn't make a big deal about it. He said "thanks ok, off you go and have a good night".

    That is very funny. The bouncer was so mortally afraid of offending you and your "condition" that he saw nothing wrong with the image of you in the middle of the bar sponging yourself down! With an actual sponge!!!!


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    #66
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Who_owns_this? wrote: »
    That is very funny. The bouncer was so mortally afraid of offending you and your "condition" that he saw nothing wrong with the image of you in the middle of the bar sponging yourself down! With an actual sponge!!!!

    I actually convinced a bouncer that I was allergic to ink one night so he couldn't stamp my hand. Got him to stamp a packet of cigarettes instead. Ended up getting a few mates inside the club for free 'til they copped on.


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    #67
    jdooley28
    Registered Users Posts: 523 ✭✭✭jdooley28


    simple leave the drink outside.. at some stage to outside to get some fresh air..collect drink and bring it in.. they wont search u twice!!


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    #68
    Rented Mule
    Registered Users Posts: 5,153 ✭✭✭Rented Mule


    This is the problem with drink....too cumbersome.

    Roll a doobie and enjoy your night.


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    #69
    azzeretti
    Registered Users Posts: 1,477 ✭✭✭azzeretti


    I have never tried this but it just came to me know:

    The day before the debs get some fruit, a few apples, a few oranges etc. and a syringe. Inject a few shots of vodka into the fruit and put them in a bag. There shouldn't be any smell from them, if asked, tell the bouncer you are a diabetic and ALSO (and this is the clincher) a Trypanophobic and the only way to control you sugar levels are by the fructose in fruit. This is complete bollix but I can't imagine a bouncer knowing what your on about and he may let you in :eek::eek:


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    #70
    Degag
    Registered Users Posts: 9,955 ✭✭✭Degag


    Who_owns_this? wrote: »
    That's just cheap. It's not that they don't want you to get drunk; they just want to make sure they make a profit out of it. And it's your debs!

    Yes, that's the idea of having a business. Last time i checked anyway.


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    #71
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    Hot water bottle filled with drink. Squeeze the air out and wear under your crotch...


    If your women is up to it get a waterproof vibrator take the guts out and fill it with vodka... If she starts laughing give her a slap. :)


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    #72
    January
    Closed Accounts Posts: 23,865 ✭✭✭✭January


    They searched everyone at our debs 5 years ago... my boyfriend was actually refusing to be searched and they weren't going to let us in (he didn't even have anything on him I wouldn't mind!). Fúcker actually very nearly ruined my debs cos he didn't want to be searched!


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    #73
    Sofiztikated
    Registered Users Posts: 6,995 ✭✭✭Sofiztikated


    This is sure to work.

    You will a waterproof bag, string, and spirit of choice.

    Tie the string onto the bag.
    Swallow the bag, while holding the string.
    Pour the alcohol down your throat and into the bag.
    Tie the string to a tooth.
    Enter debs.
    Pull the string, thus bringing the bag of alcohol back up.
    Proceed with intoxication.

    *Stupidity clause* If you actually do this you may die, and quite frankly if you do, you were probably going to fail your leaving cert anyway.


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    #74
    Wompa1
    Registered Users Posts: 8,170 ✭✭✭Wompa1


    Would not drinking be so bad?...I'll let myself out!


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    #75
    blubloblu
    Registered Users Posts: 1,226 ✭✭✭blubloblu


    Intravenous is the way to go.


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    #76
    Reillyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 834 ✭✭✭Reillyman


    Okay, number 1, your debs is next week!!! Ours is early August and people consider that early!

    Number 2, to all the people saying "can you not drink" for god sake have you no connection to reality, its a fact of life that your grad and debs are two of the biggest piss-ups of your life, of course not-drinking is not an option!


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    #77
    Scudges Da
    Registered Users Posts: 76 ✭✭Scudges Da


    jdooley28 wrote: »
    simple leave the drink outside.. at some stage to outside to get some fresh air..collect drink and bring it in.. they wont search u twice!!
    Don't forget to stash a couple of extra cases of beer as well........A lot of thirsty people leaving at the same time...fiver a can made me fortune at my debs!!!:D:D


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    #78
    G_R
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 5,027 Mod ✭✭✭✭G_R


    Scudges Da wrote: »
    ...fiver a can made me fortune at my debs!!!:D:D

    thats an awesome idea!


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    #79
    Herb Powell
    Registered Users Posts: 3,097 ✭✭✭Herb Powell


    what you need is a large top hat
    or alternatively..........
    get ice cube bags, the self sealing ones. pour in your vodka/whatever. get a few people to wear these inside your shirts, ye can just pretend you're a bit blubbery


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    #80
    Joey the lips
    Registered Users Posts: 10,262 ✭✭✭✭Joey the lips


    a ONE MTR length of 3/4" flexi pex capped off at both ends.. By jasus you would fit some amount of alchol in it....


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    #81
    Degag
    Registered Users Posts: 9,955 ✭✭✭Degag


    Reillyman wrote: »
    grad and debs are two of the biggest piss-ups of your life, of course not-drinking is not an option!

    No they're not. Most people are fluttered after about 5 pints when they're 17/18. You've alot of living to do yet!


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    #82
    Parsley
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,144 ✭✭✭Parsley


    just go robbin. there'll be plenty tables covered in unguarded drink!


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    #83
    Silverado
    Registered Users Posts: 229 ✭✭Silverado


    TheZohan wrote: »
    All you need to do is get a bottle of vodka and pour it into a pot, then buy a sponge and place it in the pot of vodka. Boil the vodka until all the water evaporates (the alcohol is naturally attracted to the sponge so it won't boil off).

    When you get into the venue stick the sponge in a pint glass, add one sachet/teaspoon of sugar and fill with water, do not drink the solution as it will be neat vodka.

    Add mixer to taste.

    Drink sensibly.

    Perhaps you people need to learn a little about physics. The first thing to boil off will be the alcohol.


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    #84
    irish_goat
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 5,777 Mod ✭✭✭✭irish_goat


    Go in the day before and stash it in a toilet cistern or in the toilet ceiling (if it has moveable ceiling tiles.

    Ask someone on the formal organising committee (who will assumingly be in earlier to set decorations up etc) to stash it somewhere for you. I was on mines so I was able to bring drink in with all our stuff and then stashed it under my table.

    Failing that, store it in the smoking area and go out and collect it later, the bouncers won't be searching anyone leaving there once the thing gets going.


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    #85
    Shryke
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,199 ✭✭✭Shryke


    I might be the only one thick enough to suggest this but just hide it on ya and hope for the best. The worst that will happen is you loose it to a bouncer. My debs wasn't that long ago and no one was searched. Plenty of people had drink on them. How sure are you you'll be searched? Even if you are, are you sure there won't be drink served in there? Sorry if you've answered these questions OP.

    As for anyone saying don't drink, c'mon. It's the guys debs. The people who don't drink drink. It's just a stupid messy night where everyone is really nice and really out of it and everybody looks great. Someone passes out and some guy gets off the bus ten miles from his house in the middle of nowhere. That was mine anyway.


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    #86
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,582 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    Silverado wrote: »
    Perhaps you people need to learn a little about physics. The first thing to boil off will be the alcohol.

    What a nerdish post.

    Perhaps you need to learn a little about AH. :)


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    #87
    Reillyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 834 ✭✭✭Reillyman


    Degag wrote: »
    No they're not. Most people are fluttered after about 5 pints when they're 17/18. You've alot of living to do yet!

    Hmmm, somewhat innocent are you?

    Don't know what exposure to 18/19 year olds you've had recently, but most of us are definitely not "fluttered" after 5 pints. The past 3 or so years of our drinkin career has been leading up to our graduation! Maybe it's different where your from?


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    #88
    fizzynicenice
    Closed Accounts Posts: 466 ✭✭fizzynicenice


    6 dutch up the arse FTW


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    #89
    DirkVoodoo
    Registered Users Posts: 11,504 ✭✭✭✭DirkVoodoo


    Reillyman wrote: »
    Number 2, to all the people saying "can you not drink" for god sake have you no connection to reality, its a fact of life that your grad and debs are two of the biggest piss-ups of your life

    ...Of your life so far.

    What about the 21sts?

    What about college nights out?

    What about office parties, weddings, 30ths, 40ths, post-AA meetings, getting a bottle of Jamesons in the old folks home from your kids?


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    #90
    Reillyman
    Closed Accounts Posts: 834 ✭✭✭Reillyman


    DirkVoodoo wrote: »

    What about office parties, weddings, 30ths, 40ths, post-AA meetings, getting a bottle of Jamesons in the old folks home from your kids?

    Yeah coz we're always going to remember that 40th birthday where we didn't tell our wives we'd be home late! What a ball!

    Seriously though, Debs and Grad are the end of an era, one of the last times in life where you have very little responsibility and can go absolutely mental without being judged, comprendez?


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    #91
    cian1500ww
    Registered Users Posts: 2,904 ✭✭✭cian1500ww


    Give the drink to a girl, chances of her getting caught are a lot less.


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