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Ingenious ways to get drink into my debs

strumindaguitar · 2010-05-12 18:05:13

Right so my debs is in a week and i face the eternal battle to get drink into the debs hall without getting caught. I know for a fact that the bouncers will be frisking and checking bags. Normally on a night out this wouldn't be a problem cos i'd drink enough b4 the pubs and clubs but.....it starts at 6 and finishes at 2am…

12-05-2010 07:05PM

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Right so my debs is in a week and i face the eternal battle to get drink into the debs hall without getting caught. I know for a fact that the bouncers will be frisking and checking bags. Normally on a night out this wouldn't be a problem cos i'd drink enough b4 the pubs and clubs but.....it starts at 6 and finishes at 2am and i'd have no money to buy drinks all night. So i need a way to get drink (spirits) past the bouncers.

We've come up with a few ideas which include taping naggins to various body parts or hiding small bottles of spirits in our socks.

I need the wisdom of the Boards to guide me in my quest for ultimate "thrifty-ness".

P.s: I've looked at the "stingiest things you've seen stingy people do" thread but alas to no avail

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#2 12-05-2010 07:07PM

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If you're a lad, you'll be frisked very heavily and made take off your shoes, so bringing it in on your body probably won't work

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#3 12-05-2010 07:07PM

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In your tummeh

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#4 12-05-2010 07:08PM

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Ah, kids!

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#5 12-05-2010 07:08PM

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Marge Simpson hairdo with winebag in, clear plastic tube behind ear to mouth! :P

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#6 12-05-2010 07:09PM

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Couldn't you try and enter the premises on some pretext in the days leading up to the event and stash your booty then?

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#7 12-05-2010 07:10PM

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If the debs is so dull you're going to this effort to sneak in alcohol, maybe you just shouldn't be going?
Alternatively try a night sober

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#8 12-05-2010 07:10PM

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http://www.redsave.com/productimages/beer_belly_400.jpg

Beer belly.

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#9 12-05-2010 07:12PM

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get a lady friend to hold a naggon between her thighs. She probably wont be searched. For a party trick, get her to pour cocktails with no hands!

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#10 12-05-2010 07:13PM

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I know a girl who tied a rope round her waist and dangled a bottle between her legs. But this was in the day of big dresses. Probably wouldn't work with today's more slimeline, figure hugging styles ;-)

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#11 12-05-2010 07:13PM

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Im a lad, Problem is the venue is too far away..

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#12 12-05-2010 07:13PM

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Surely it's a bit early in the year for debs. And what's wrong with just buying your booze there, or is it an underage gig? In either case, they'll probably be keeping a close eye on everyone once inside anyway. At my debs I remember a bouncer bursting into the jacks and checking what everyone had. I think he was looking for drugs though.

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#13 12-05-2010 07:14PM

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bluewolf wrote: »

If the debs is so dull you're going to this effort to sneak in alcohol, maybe you just shouldn't be going?
Alternatively try a night sober

Ah, adults! :pac:

They're not serving drinks at your debs? That's a bit odd. They always had a bar back in the day. Although, considering the general mayhem that invariably ensued, probably not surprising that they abandoned that policy!

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#14 12-05-2010 07:14PM

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Hide it up your anus.

or you can buy a bagpack that holds only just drinks its flat enough its used by people hiking and what not, they have a straw coming out of it. Holds up to 5 L they had them in argos but cant seem to find it now.

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#15 12-05-2010 07:14PM

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Abrasax wrote: »

Couldn't you try and enter the premises on some pretext in the days leading up to the event and stash your booty then?

Thats a tried and tested method which I have used successfully on many occasions in my youth.
Otherwise, just neck a naggin before you go in, you wont need much else till after.

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#16 12-05-2010 07:14PM

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they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??

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#17 12-05-2010 07:16PM

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Vain wrote: »

Hide it up your anus.

or you can buy a bagpack that holds only just drinks its flat enough its used by people hiking and what not, they have a straw coming out of it. Holds up to 5 L they had them in argos but cant seem to find it now.

Called a camel pack i believe. Also mentioned above!
http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=65857004&postcount=8

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#18 12-05-2010 07:16PM

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bluewolf wrote: »

Alternatively try a night sober

....Lame

But seriously, there is gonna be drink there but i don't really feel like spending more money than i have to.

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#19 12-05-2010 07:16PM

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If you could get away with wearing sandals this could be the solution. Go with Bermuda shorts too to complete the look

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#20 12-05-2010 07:17PM

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Question: is the place where the deb is soon - is it near where you live?

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#21 12-05-2010 07:17PM

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Get a girl to duck tape a shouder to her leg.

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#22 12-05-2010 07:18PM

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Become overly happy that bounce will frisk you. Offer to let him search you.....thoroughly...

Either he will let you off, lest you get aroused by the search....
Or he likes the idea!

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#23 12-05-2010 07:18PM

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xOxSinéadxOx wrote: »

Get a girl to duck tape a shouder to her leg.

Anyone else picturing sinead with her shoulder ducktaped to her leg?
Oooo matron!

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#24 12-05-2010 07:19PM

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dannym08 wrote: »

they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??

Yes - a lot of places do it - in fact i cant think of any club that didnt check me

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#25 12-05-2010 07:20PM

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strumindaguitar wrote: »

....Lame

But seriously, there is gonna be drink there but i don't really feel like spending more money than i have to.

That's simple then. Just knock back a naggin before you go in, and then top it up every hour os so with an aftershock or something.

And when you're getting your stomach pumped at the end of the night, we never had this conversation, alright?!:D

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#26 12-05-2010 07:20PM

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dannym08 wrote: »

they frisk you on the way into your debs:eek:

am i the only one who finds this a likkle bit strange??

Sadly, a sign of the way things have gone. Society is probably "safer" than it was ten years ago but we're more afraid of our shadows.

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#27 12-05-2010 07:21PM

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For my debs the guy going with me just stuck a bottle of absinthe down his pants. Don't think we were checked at all

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#28 12-05-2010 07:22PM

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If the place where the deb is, is near to you presently, there is an easy solution.
Sadly however, it would be irresponsible of me to post something that could get the boards into trouble for aiding the consumption of alcohol to someone under-age?

Sorry.

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#29 12-05-2010 07:22PM

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Biggins wrote: »

Question: is the place where the deb is soon - is it near where you live?

No, i wont be able to get there before the debs.

Ya im not underage btw...everthing is above board apart from the thriftyness

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#30 12-05-2010 07:22PM

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Vain wrote: »

Hide it up your anus.

Would not work, hes too tight.

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#31 12-05-2010 07:24PM

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All you need to do is get a bottle of vodka and pour it into a pot, then buy a sponge and place it in the pot of vodka. Boil the vodka until all the water evaporates (the alcohol is naturally attracted to the sponge so it won't boil off).

When you get into the venue stick the sponge in a pint glass, add one sachet/teaspoon of sugar and fill with water, do not drink the solution as it will be neat vodka.

Add mixer to taste.

Drink sensibly.

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