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What are your funniest Irish sayings?

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  • #272
    Wagon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,119 ✭✭✭Wagon


    Left her with a face like a painters radio.


  • #273
    BOHtox
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭BOHtox


    suck my left one


  • #274
    galwayrush
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,815 ✭✭✭✭galwayrush


    The fundementals of the economy are sound...............:pac::pac::pac:


  • #275
    dermothickey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭dermothickey


    its nearly 11 o clock an not a child in the house washed,

    Get up that stairs your dirty jezebel

    head on him, the price of spuds in bulgaria(as in cheap)


  • #276
    neil_hosey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    "couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo"..

    refering to a bad hurler


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  • #277
    dermothickey
    Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭dermothickey


    somebody looking for something..answer "its up Jack's hole picking daisies"


  • #278
    tomt016
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2 ✭tomt016


    What about " im so hungry, i could eat a knackers toenail"


  • #279
    horseplay
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 80 ✭✭horseplay


    i used to work on a building site with a guy that whenever he had to level something he'd look at it for a few mins and say ....

    'sure its like the fridge at home .... theres fcuk all in it'

    always had to laugh:D


  • #280
    epgc3fyqirnbsx
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 ✭✭✭epgc3fyqirnbsx


    she has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle and a fanny like a badly packed kebab


  • #281
    EI111
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 527 ✭✭✭EI111


    instructions for bathing when we were young:
    wash up as far as possible, down as far as possible, then wash possible


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  • #282
    entropi
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 21,731 ✭✭✭✭entropi


    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    If I saw a girl like the 3rd picture Id think she was packing meat and veg
    You mean packing meat and VAG:p
    dan, dan, dan!! wrote: »
    ya Omadorn ??
    Amadán you mean? basically means idiot As Gaelige:D


  • #283
    bigbadbear
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 428 ✭✭bigbadbear


    Ill give ye a clip in the ear

    Ah you're after muckin it up

    I've a mouth as dry as an Arab's sandle

    The show was savage
    The show was deadly
    The show was lethal

    last night i was....
    Locked
    pissed
    steamed
    scuttered
    hammered
    plattic
    gee-eyed
    plastered
    smashed
    shít-faced
    paralytic
    ossified
    slaughtered
    rubbered
    twisted
    gargled
    flutered
    bladdered
    tanked

    god we have a lot of words for being drunk. I'm off to start a thread.........
    oh there's one already up

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055156539&referrerid=59211

    The next day i had a head like an accordion

    An unlucky guy:

    If it was raining soup he'd have a fork


  • #284
    ColaBeDamned
    Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭ColaBeDamned


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Just watching the Six One news and after a news clip played, Sharon Ni Bheolain said:

    "Snared rapid" .. :)

    What sayings make you smile?

    I don't get it, is that an expression? Thanking you in advance for your explanation! :)


  • #285
    Mackman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭Mackman


    billymitchell wrote: »
    this is all a bit old hat


    Aaarrah will ya geh ourra dah


  • #286
    sdanseo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2, Paid Member Posts: 9,276 ✭✭✭sdanseo


    You'll be sucking diesel and spittin' petrol - think that's an Irish one?

    Wins for me if it is :)


  • #287
    Tuesday_Girl
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 389 ✭✭Tuesday_Girl


    bigbadbear wrote: »
    Ill give ye a clip in the ear

    Ah you're after muckin it up

    I've a mouth as dry as an Arab's sandle

    The show was savage
    The show was deadly
    The show was lethal

    last night i was....
    Locked
    pissed
    steamed
    scuttered
    hammered
    plattic
    gee-eyed

    The next day i had a head like an accordion

    An unlucky guy:

    If it was raining soup he'd have a spoon

    Shouldn't that be fork, as in he wouldn't catch any of the soup?


  • #288
    billymitchell
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭billymitchell


    If somebody down rural limerick gets asked a question and they dont know the answer, but want to seem like they do, stock answer is :
    "yera sure, you know yerself"

    Never found out what "yera" is supposed to mean, yera sure I suppose somebody on here will know


  • #289
    neil_hosey
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,712 ✭✭✭neil_hosey


    if id a garden full of mickeys i wouldnt let her look over the wall..


  • #290
    Bolag_the_2nd
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,224 ✭✭✭Bolag_the_2nd


    id ate chips outta her knickers


  • #291
    Duff
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,563 ✭✭✭Duff


    I'd drag me balls through broken glass jus to **** in her shadow.


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  • #292
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Get a grip.


  • #293
    John-Holmes
    Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭John-Holmes


    WIDE as a gate.


  • #294
    An tSaoi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭An tSaoi


    What does "Now we're sucking diesel" mean? It's been mentioned a few times.


  • #295
    Captain Darling
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,542 ✭✭✭Captain Darling


    Only to be said when out foreign when caught doing something stupid by the local rozzers:

    'Ah shure we're only Irish, we're great craic, hup hup...'

    Whilst winking like an idiot and doing a mini Fheis on the spot.


  • #296
    jokettle
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭jokettle


    I'm so hungry I'd eat a farmer's arse through a hedge.


  • #297
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    do you think i came up the liffey on a sponge?


  • #298
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    do you think i came up the liffey on a sponge?


  • #299
    DrumSteve
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,798 ✭✭✭✭DrumSteve


    do you think i came up the liffey on a sponge?


  • #300
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,786 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Yes, yes, yes.


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  • #301
    pinky 06
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 140 ✭✭pinky 06


    she had a face like a busted bag of chips :)


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