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What are your funniest Irish sayings?

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  • Registered Users Posts: 15,228 ✭✭✭✭ rainbowtrout


    it's as long as it's broad


  • Registered Users Posts: 622 Solarball10


    "Jaysus" :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,411 SUNGOD


    i always liked "yes i would ,thank you for asking malcolm"


    and that old chestnut "dont leave it there peter ,you might wrinkle the flange"


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,990 longshanks


    on waking up with a massive boner..... 'fetch me my loose trousers, i'll smuggle this into town'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,760 ✭✭✭✭ dlofnep


    She's a head like a bucket of dicks.


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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 87,726 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    mumblers , referring to camel toe

    "you can see the lips move but you can't make out what they are saying"


  • Registered Users Posts: 339 ✭✭ TirEoghain


    'Pissing like a racehorse'

    'He's that awkward and twisted that when he dies, they won't have to bury him, they can just screw him into the ground'

    'Pissing in the wind'

    'It's the dog's bollix' - I had great fun trying to explain this to my friend's German firlfriend.

    'As odd as a bottle of chips'

    'She could ate an apple though a letterbox'


  • Registered Users Posts: 339 ✭✭ TirEoghain


    "will ya do us a favour" - I must use this one a hundred times a day and it winds him up no end, no idea why !

    I think anyone would find it very annoying being asked for a favour 100 times a day in all fairness..


  • Registered Users Posts: 409 ✭✭ Brendygg


    "She'd pike round bales!" in reference to large women.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10 ✭✭✭ ajbrowne


    Talking to another bloke
    I woulnd't even fu(k her with your di(k

    She's got a face like a dropped pie


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  • Registered Users Posts: 212 ✭✭ Gun_Slinger


    Great thread, sorry if these are repeated.
    My favorites:

    She/He has a face like a bulldog licking p1ss of a nettle

    If I fell into a barrel of t1ts I would come out sucking me thumb - A very unlucky person!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 792 juuge


    When meeting someone.....Ah the hard...


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 87,726 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    He wouldn't give you the steam off his piss.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,734 ✭✭✭ kleefarr


    "I'll do that now, in a while."


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 27,895 Dave!


    Just thought of one (probably mentioned already)....

    "As rough as a badger's arse"


  • Registered Users Posts: 56 ✭✭✭ lynnlegend


    ya'ed stand out like a priest at a play ground


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 699 aoife2k


    "Full as a bingo bus" (in reference to being drunk) LOVE IT!


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,463 ✭✭✭ TheBazman


    Someone who has a high opinion of themselves

    "They think their sh1t is toothpaste"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,799 Tha Gopher


    mumblers , referring to camel toe

    "you can see the lips move but you can't make out what they are saying"

    I saw the term camel toe online before but never bothered lookin it up (Ive never heard it either in real life or any film)

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camel_toe

    If I saw a girl like the 3rd picture Id think she was packing meat and veg :eek: Elongated flaps are known as giblets were I come from.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,674 ✭✭✭✭ Hagar


    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    Elongated flaps are known as giblets were I come from.
    Where do you live, Turkey ?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,506 Jackz


    Lol brilliant.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11 ✭✭✭ dan, dan, dan!!


    Away an ya shoite!

    ya Jinnit or ya Omadorn ?? my ol'fella uses them lots.. growing up over in Eng , its wierd when I had my mates round and he was in full flow so fekkin embarrasing at times
    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,835 unreggd


    An all an Anyways!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4 mgmt_crisis




  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,693 ✭✭✭✭ OutlawPete


    LMAO :D

    Just watching the Six One news and after a news clip played, Sharon Ni Bheolain said:

    "Snared rapid" .. :pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,674 ✭✭✭✭ Hagar


    Zombie thread FTW


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators, Regional North Mods, Regional West Moderators Posts: 81,471 Mod ✭✭✭✭ biko


    Bit old, this thread is. Ah feck it, sayings doesn't get old.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,693 ✭✭✭✭ OutlawPete


    Just watching the Six One news and after a news clip played, Sharon Ni Bheolain said:

    "Snared rapid" .. :)

    What sayings make you smile?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,783 ✭✭✭ Hank_Jones


    Bleedin Deadly!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭ billymitchell


    this is all a bit old hat


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