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What are your funniest Irish sayings?

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,122 Wagon


    Left her with a face like a painters radio.


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,314 ✭✭✭ BOHtox


    suck my left one


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,839 ✭✭✭✭ galwayrush


    The fundementals of the economy are sound...............:pac::pac::pac:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭ dermothickey


    its nearly 11 o clock an not a child in the house washed,

    Get up that stairs your dirty jezebel

    head on him, the price of spuds in bulgaria(as in cheap)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭ neil_hosey


    "couldnt hit a cows arse with a banjo"..

    refering to a bad hurler


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 489 ✭✭ dermothickey


    somebody looking for something..answer "its up Jack's hole picking daisies"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 tomt016


    What about " im so hungry, i could eat a knackers toenail"


  • Registered Users Posts: 80 ✭✭✭ horseplay


    i used to work on a building site with a guy that whenever he had to level something he'd look at it for a few mins and say ....

    'sure its like the fridge at home .... theres fcuk all in it'

    always had to laugh:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,228 epgc3fyqirnbsx


    she has a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle and a fanny like a badly packed kebab


  • Registered Users Posts: 527 ✭✭✭ EI111


    instructions for bathing when we were young:
    wash up as far as possible, down as far as possible, then wash possible


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  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 21,750 Mod ✭✭✭✭ entropi


    Tha Gopher wrote: »
    If I saw a girl like the 3rd picture Id think she was packing meat and veg
    You mean packing meat and VAG:p
    ya Omadorn ??
    Amadán you mean? basically means idiot As Gaelige:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 428 ✭✭ bigbadbear


    Ill give ye a clip in the ear

    Ah you're after muckin it up

    I've a mouth as dry as an Arab's sandle

    The show was savage
    The show was deadly
    The show was lethal

    last night i was....
    Locked
    pissed
    steamed
    scuttered
    hammered
    plattic
    gee-eyed
    plastered
    smashed
    shít-faced
    paralytic
    ossified
    slaughtered
    rubbered
    twisted
    gargled
    flutered
    bladdered
    tanked

    god we have a lot of words for being drunk. I'm off to start a thread.........
    oh there's one already up

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055156539&referrerid=59211

    The next day i had a head like an accordion

    An unlucky guy:

    If it was raining soup he'd have a fork


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 125 ✭✭ ColaBeDamned


    OutlawPete wrote: »
    Just watching the Six One news and after a news clip played, Sharon Ni Bheolain said:

    "Snared rapid" .. :)

    What sayings make you smile?

    I don't get it, is that an expression? Thanking you in advance for your explanation! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,810 ✭✭✭ Mackman


    this is all a bit old hat


    Aaarrah will ya geh ourra dah


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,174 ✭✭✭ sdanseo


    You'll be sucking diesel and spittin' petrol - think that's an Irish one?

    Wins for me if it is :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 382 ✭✭ Tuesday_Girl


    bigbadbear wrote: »
    Ill give ye a clip in the ear

    Ah you're after muckin it up

    I've a mouth as dry as an Arab's sandle

    The show was savage
    The show was deadly
    The show was lethal

    last night i was....
    Locked
    pissed
    steamed
    scuttered
    hammered
    plattic
    gee-eyed

    The next day i had a head like an accordion

    An unlucky guy:

    If it was raining soup he'd have a spoon

    Shouldn't that be fork, as in he wouldn't catch any of the soup?


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,996 ✭✭✭✭ billymitchell


    If somebody down rural limerick gets asked a question and they dont know the answer, but want to seem like they do, stock answer is :
    "yera sure, you know yerself"

    Never found out what "yera" is supposed to mean, yera sure I suppose somebody on here will know


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,710 ✭✭✭ neil_hosey


    if id a garden full of mickeys i wouldnt let her look over the wall..


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,224 Bolag_the_2nd


    id ate chips outta her knickers


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,514 ✭✭✭ Duff


    I'd drag me balls through broken glass jus to **** in her shadow.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,674 ✭✭✭✭ Hagar


    Get a grip.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 112 ✭✭ John-Holmes


    WIDE as a gate.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 136 ✭✭ An tSaoi


    What does "Now we're sucking diesel" mean? It's been mentioned a few times.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,575 Captain Darling


    Only to be said when out foreign when caught doing something stupid by the local rozzers:

    'Ah shure we're only Irish, we're great craic, hup hup...'

    Whilst winking like an idiot and doing a mini Fheis on the spot.


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,419 ✭✭✭✭ jokettle


    I'm so hungry I'd eat a farmer's arse through a hedge.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,468 ✭✭✭✭ DrumSteve


    do you think i came up the liffey on a sponge?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,468 ✭✭✭✭ DrumSteve


    do you think i came up the liffey on a sponge?


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,468 ✭✭✭✭ DrumSteve


    do you think i came up the liffey on a sponge?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 17,674 ✭✭✭✭ Hagar


    Yes, yes, yes.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 140 ✭✭ pinky 06


    she had a face like a busted bag of chips :)


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