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  • #2
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    Yes.


  • #3
    StopNotWorking
    Registered Users Posts: 645 ✭✭✭StopNotWorking


    Would you have the time for it? Dogs and cats are one thing but a monkey would be like having a kid..


  • #4
    Ardscoil Ris
    Registered Users Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭Ardscoil Ris


    If he grows up to be this monkey, then yes.

    http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-hitman-monkey-drowns-boy.jpg?w=422&h=495


  • #5
    Jesus Wept
    Registered Users Posts: 25,243 ✭✭✭✭Jesus Wept


    A very hairy kid.


  • #6
    Kold
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭Kold


    Now neither of you will be virgins!


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  • #7
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    super-rush wrote: »
    http://carlowcity.olx.ie/capuchine-monkey-for-free-adoption-iid-27021411


    I inquired about it.........i want it so bad.....



    Could not care less, heard they make for good eaten though.


    TBH, these completely pointless late night threads make my night shifts all the more bearable.

    Keep them coming n00B/tROLLites


  • #8
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    super-rush wrote: »
    http://carlowcity.olx.ie/capuchine-monkey-for-free-adoption-iid-27021411


    I inquired about it.........i want it so bad.....


    It might depend on how bad he wants you :pac:


  • #9
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    that things is very cute


  • #10
    monkeyfudge
    Registered Users Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Pfft... what's the big deal about monkeys, anyway?


  • #11
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    Snow-Monkey wrote: »
    that things is very cute


    Until it starts eating its own cack of course.


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  • #12
    SoupyNorman
    Registered Users Posts: 4,257 ✭✭✭SoupyNorman


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Pfft... what's the big deal about monkeys, anyway?


    Tell me bout it, even the name is super ghey huh?


  • #13
    Snowie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,048 ✭✭✭✭Snowie


    monkeyfudge wrote: »
    Pfft... what's the big deal about monkeys, anyway?

    i could ask you the same thing :confused:


  • #14
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    I recieved the following email
    I appreciate your interest to adopt my monkey,her name is Hana ,she is not wild at all because she is home trained and she is very healthy and has her health document .but i think it is good to know a little about your surrounding before giving my monkey to you.So please if you don't mind then i will like you to give me answers to the following questions.

    YOUR SEX...........................
    NAME OF YOUR COUNTRY.............
    DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN.......................
    ARE THEY PET LOVERS...................................
    IS YOUR HOME SAFE FOR PETS........................
    DO YOU HAVE OTHER PETS.......................................
    ARE THE PETS FRIENDLY WITH MONKEYS........................

    please answer this questions in a christian manner for me to decide if i will give you the monkey.And i will send to you a copy of the health document of the monkey tomorrow
    Waiting to read from you.


  • #15
    Captain-America
    Registered Users Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    This will not end well. Have you not seen Friends? Your monkey will begin to hump everything. In fact that's probably why it's being sold.

    This might be the alcohol in me talking but I think you should buy it, strap homemade wings on it made from pillow cases and throw him off your house to see if he can fly.


  • #16
    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    ARE THE PETS FRIENDLY WITH MONKEYS........................

    Yes, because every house has monkey butler friendly pets :-/


  • #17
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    turkish delight. Wins the bet.


  • #18
    liah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,750 ✭✭✭liah


    "Please answer the questions in a Christian manner" made me lol.

    Anyway, that couldn't POSSIBLY be a scam... :rolleyes:


  • #19
    xzanti
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,435 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    It will only end in tears... Don't do it..

    http://yfrog.com/10monkeygj

    Mo fo link wont work proper like..


  • #20
    useful_contacts
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,821 ✭✭✭useful_contacts


    super-rush wrote: »
    http://carlowcity.olx.ie/capuchine-monkey-for-free-adoption-iid-27021411


    I inquired about it.........i want to rub its sexy monkey butt so bad.....

    FYP


  • #21
    My name is URL
    Registered Users Posts: 25,057 ✭✭✭✭My name is URL


    Ever see the movie Outbreak?


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  • #22
    Conor108
    Registered Users Posts: 3,871 ✭✭✭Conor108




  • #23
    dr.bollocko
    Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    My name is URL wrote: »
    Ever see the movie Outbreak?

    Pfft. It's not a pig. It's a monkey. What could go wrong?


  • #24
    wolfric
    Registered Users Posts: 1,190 ✭✭✭wolfric


    You do realise monkeys are HUGE jobs... They require loads of attention and full time looking after. They're quite pricy and they take huge amounts of money to keep from food to caging and medicial checkups


  • #25
    Captain-America
    Registered Users Posts: 1,391 ✭✭✭Captain-America


    wolfric wrote: »
    You do realise monkeys are HUGE jobs... They require loads of attention and full time looking after. They're quite pricy and they take huge amounts of money to keep from food to caging and medicial checkups


    You bribe them away from food and check ups?


  • #26
    builttospill
    Registered Users Posts: 734 ✭✭✭builttospill


    super-rush wrote: »
    http://carlowcity.olx.ie/capuchine-monkey-for-free-adoption-iid-27021411


    I inquired about it.........i want it so bad.....

    I guarantee you this is a scam.


  • #27
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    builttospill wrote: »
    I guarantee you this is a scam.

    I'm getting that feeling myself. I replied to his email and i'm waiting to see what happens


  • #28
    TheZohanS
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,583 ✭✭✭✭TheZohanS


    builttospill wrote: »
    I guarantee you this is a scam.

    It's not a scam, I know the christian family that are giving it away.

    OP can you prove that you're an adult/over 18?

    Handiest way to do that is to PM me your credit card details, I'll look after the rest.;)


  • #29
    Super-Rush
    Registered Users Posts: 19,473 ✭✭✭✭Super-Rush


    PM sent


  • #30
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Cool, a Cappucino monkey, you could call him Starbuck. :)


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  • #31
    Ruu_Old
    Closed Accounts Posts: 36,634 ✭✭✭✭Ruu_Old


    PRAY...FOR...MOJO


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