Should i??????????

Super-Rush · 17-05-2009 3:35am #1

http://carlowcity.olx.ie/capuchine-monkey-for-free-adoption-iid-27021411

I inquired about it.........i want it so bad.....

Jesus Wept · 17-05-2009 3:36am

Yes.

StopNotWorking · 17-05-2009 3:38am

Would you have the time for it? Dogs and cats are one thing but a monkey would be like having a kid..

Ardscoil Ris · 17-05-2009 3:39am

If he grows up to be this monkey, then yes.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/funny-pictures-hitman-monkey-drowns-boy.jpg?w=422&h=495

Jesus Wept · 17-05-2009 3:39am

A very hairy kid.

Kold · 17-05-2009 3:40am

Now neither of you will be virgins!

SoupyNorman · 17-05-2009 3:41am

super-rush wrote: »

http://carlowcity.olx.ie/capuchine-monkey-for-free-adoption-iid-27021411

I inquired about it.........i want it so bad.....

Could not care less, heard they make for good eaten though.

TBH, these completely pointless late night threads make my night shifts all the more bearable.

Keep them coming n00B/tROLLites

Saibh · 17-05-2009 3:41am

super-rush wrote: »

http://carlowcity.olx.ie/capuchine-monkey-for-free-adoption-iid-27021411

I inquired about it.........i want it so bad.....

It might depend on how bad he wants you :pac:

Snowie · 17-05-2009 3:43am

that things is very cute

monkeyfudge · 17-05-2009 3:44am

Pfft... what's the big deal about monkeys, anyway?

SoupyNorman · 17-05-2009 3:44am

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

that things is very cute

Until it starts eating its own cack of course.

SoupyNorman · 17-05-2009 3:46am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Pfft... what's the big deal about monkeys, anyway?

Tell me bout it, even the name is super ghey huh?

Snowie · 17-05-2009 3:46am

monkeyfudge wrote: »

Pfft... what's the big deal about monkeys, anyway?

i could ask you the same thing

Super-Rush · 17-05-2009 3:54am

I recieved the following email

I appreciate your interest to adopt my monkey,her name is Hana ,she is not wild at all because she is home trained and she is very healthy and has her health document .but i think it is good to know a little about your surrounding before giving my monkey to you.So please if you don't mind then i will like you to give me answers to the following questions.

YOUR SEX...........................
NAME OF YOUR COUNTRY.............
DO YOU HAVE CHILDREN.......................
ARE THEY PET LOVERS...................................
IS YOUR HOME SAFE FOR PETS........................
DO YOU HAVE OTHER PETS.......................................
ARE THE PETS FRIENDLY WITH MONKEYS........................

please answer this questions in a christian manner for me to decide if i will give you the monkey.And i will send to you a copy of the health document of the monkey tomorrow
Waiting to read from you.

Captain-America · 17-05-2009 3:55am

This will not end well. Have you not seen Friends? Your monkey will begin to hump everything. In fact that's probably why it's being sold.

This might be the alcohol in me talking but I think you should buy it, strap homemade wings on it made from pillow cases and throw him off your house to see if he can fly.

Rabies · 17-05-2009 7:38am

ARE THE PETS FRIENDLY WITH MONKEYS........................

Yes, because every house has monkey butler friendly pets :-/

seanybiker · 17-05-2009 7:51am

turkish delight. Wins the bet.

liah · 17-05-2009 7:56am

"Please answer the questions in a Christian manner" made me lol.

Anyway, that couldn't POSSIBLY be a scam... :rolleyes:

xzanti · 17-05-2009 7:59am

It will only end in tears... Don't do it..

http://yfrog.com/10monkeygj

Mo fo link wont work proper like..

useful_contacts · 17-05-2009 3:32pm

super-rush wrote: »

http://carlowcity.olx.ie/capuchine-monkey-for-free-adoption-iid-27021411

I inquired about it.........i want to rub its sexy monkey butt so bad.....

FYP

My name is URL · 17-05-2009 3:41pm

Ever see the movie Outbreak?

Conor108 · 17-05-2009 3:43pm

dr.bollocko · 17-05-2009 3:44pm

My name is URL wrote: »

Ever see the movie Outbreak?

Pfft. It's not a pig. It's a monkey. What could go wrong?

wolfric · 17-05-2009 3:45pm

You do realise monkeys are HUGE jobs... They require loads of attention and full time looking after. They're quite pricy and they take huge amounts of money to keep from food to caging and medicial checkups

Captain-America · 17-05-2009 3:46pm

wolfric wrote: »

You do realise monkeys are HUGE jobs... They require loads of attention and full time looking after. They're quite pricy and they take huge amounts of money to keep from food to caging and medicial checkups

You bribe them away from food and check ups?

builttospill · 17-05-2009 3:52pm

super-rush wrote: »

http://carlowcity.olx.ie/capuchine-monkey-for-free-adoption-iid-27021411

I inquired about it.........i want it so bad.....

I guarantee you this is a scam.

Super-Rush · 17-05-2009 3:56pm

builttospill wrote: »

I guarantee you this is a scam.

I'm getting that feeling myself. I replied to his email and i'm waiting to see what happens

TheZohanS · 17-05-2009 4:18pm

builttospill wrote: »

I guarantee you this is a scam.

It's not a scam, I know the christian family that are giving it away.

OP can you prove that you're an adult/over 18?

Handiest way to do that is to PM me your credit card details, I'll look after the rest.;)

Super-Rush · 17-05-2009 4:19pm

PM sent

Hagar · 17-05-2009 4:22pm

Cool, a Cappucino monkey, you could call him Starbuck.

Ruu_Old · 17-05-2009 4:29pm

PRAY...FOR...MOJO

[-0-] · 17-05-2009 4:38pm

This has scam written all over it.

You should make some enquiries yourself. Why the free adoption? When's the last time it was at a vet? What does it weigh? What are it's dietary needs? Can you have 30 days grace, whereby you can chose to give it back if it doesn't work out?

Make them pay for a full check up for the monkey before you take it off their hands.

biko · 17-05-2009 8:39pm

Of course it's a scam.
But for fun, offer to pick it up in Carlow tomorrow.

phasers · 17-05-2009 8:42pm

I do not see where the scam comes into this. I'm not saying it isn't, just that it's the lamest one ever.

If it's real, adopt it and give it to Dublin zoo.

dentalnurse · 17-05-2009 8:47pm

Captain-America wrote: »

This will not end well. Have you not seen Friends? Your monkey will begin to hump everything. In fact that's probably why it's being sold.

This might be the alcohol in me talking but I think you should buy it, strap homemade wings on it made from pillow cases and throw him off your house to see if he can fly.

I was thinkin the same (or similar

) but yes how could u say no to that face!!! can i come visit when u get him lol

nice1franko · 17-05-2009 8:48pm

Too late OP. I'm just back from Carlow with the monkey.

He's sitting beside me here drinking pg tips and atin' banana samidges.

dentalnurse · 17-05-2009 8:49pm

nice1franko wrote: »

Too late OP. I'm just back from Carlow with the monkey.

He's sitting beside me here drinking pg tips and atin' banana samidges.

hahahahaha can i join u guys????

galwayguy22 · 17-05-2009 8:57pm

nice1franko wrote: »

I'm just back from Carlow with the monkey.

That sentence is just so stupid it makes me laugh.

Local-womanizer · 17-05-2009 9:27pm

Hagar wrote: »

Cool, a Cappucino monkey, you could call him Starbuck.

There was me hoping for this:

http://www.spurgeon.org/images/pyromaniac/ppio.gif

:(

Capt'n Midnight · 17-05-2009 11:32pm

One salient piece of information : You can't house train monkeys.

tony 2 tone · 17-05-2009 11:40pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

One salient piece of information : You can't house train monkeys.

Nappies WTF

I think Boards should adopt it. We can share him

S.I.R · 17-05-2009 11:44pm

Capt'n Midnight wrote: »

One salient piece of information : You can't house train monkeys.

but you can teach him to do labor

http://pressthebuttons.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/pacmonkey.jpg

i found monkeyfudge !

Super-Rush · 18-05-2009 2:38am

After a long think today, if it is genuine i'm going to take him

seanybiker · 18-05-2009 2:45am

Hagar wrote: »

Cool, a Cappucino monkey, you could call him Starbuck.

ha ha ha. The cappucino monkeys are grand. Its the latte monkeys ya need to watch out for, posh little chaps.

Ivory · 18-05-2009 3:22am

super-rush wrote: »

http://carlowcity.olx.ie/capuchine-monkey-for-free-adoption-iid-27021411

I inquired about it.........i want it so bad.....

This is a good idea if you like waking up at three AM to wee-wee in your ear.

Super-Rush · 18-05-2009 4:02pm

After answering his list of questions i received the following

Am happy to read from you.I believe all what you have said but please you should keep on your promise to take very good care of the monkey okay.The monkey is home train
and have very good behavior and closed relation with other pets.There is nothing to worry about the distance because this is not the first time i Am doing this and it is always successful,and am giving her out because i will be going out of the country for a buissness and there will be no one to care for her.So if you will be taking her, then you will have to promise me that you will be sending pictures of the monkey to me monthly just to let me see the present condition of the monkey and how she is doing with you.So as i earlier said i am located in England and the monkey will be ship to you from England and all you will have to do here is to pay for the money for her transfer of ownership papers.(Adoption papers.) and that will cost you $210 and that will be all you will have to pay.The reason for the papers is that everything will now be transfer from my names to your names to prove that you are now the new owner of the monkey because everything will now be made in your names.So if that is okay by you, then get back to me with your full shipping information which i will be using to book the flight for the monkey.So i will be needing your information as follows.
NAMES...................................
COUNTRY...................................
ZIP CODE........................................
STATE/CITY.........................................
CONTACT PHONE NUMBER.......................
NEAREST AIRPORT TO YOUR LOCATION.........
The airport will be needing all the information so that when the monkey arrive at your location you will have to go there and pick her up.So i will be Waiting to read from you asap.
Thanks.
Tim

So much for being free and in Carlow

[-0-] · 18-05-2009 5:46pm

Hahaha. Scam-diddly-rific.

Hagar · 18-05-2009 6:13pm

Send him 210 Zimbabwean Dollars.

Wagon · 18-05-2009 7:32pm

Call yourself Timmy O'Tool, that you live in the well and pay the **** with Monopoly money.

Notorious · 18-05-2009 7:40pm

I remember a guy coming into work around Christmas, and while I was talking to him this little head pops out from the back of his neck. He had a baby monkey clinging onto the back of his neck, hidden by his hood. When I mentioned it, he asked me to keep it down 'cos he didn't want people bothering him! :pac:

anniehoo · 18-05-2009 11:44pm

So many things wrong with this thread....Cappuchin is the correct spelling for a start :rolleyes::D

Should i??????????

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