Should i??????????

Sean Quagmire

If I know guyman like I think I do he will be licking his lips right now.

You need to email Tim with Jim's account and rip him apart. 'wetin dey you cross me?? ooooooo. Be expect dey govner to come deal with you soonest - jim kunle'

A bit of lad v lad banter can be hilarious.

Tirabaralla

Oh gosh....
I have been away for a while and this is getting HUGE lol

junior_apollo

Sean Quagmire wrote: »

If I know guyman like I think I do he will be licking his lips right now.

You need to email Tim with Jim's account and rip him apart. 'wetin dey you cross me?? ooooooo. Be expect dey govner to come deal with you soonest - jim kunle'

A bit of lad v lad banter can be hilarious.

Haha I totally agree Sean... this could go lots of funny directions now.. im glad i held out those extra few days.. haha... long may it continue...

mik_da_man

Great work JA - keep it up

junior_apollo

Maybe I should also charge Tim for stealing Jim on me... Much like this -> Imaginary Friend Sale

Thanks to my better half for sending that on to me..

Lazare

Well done JA, excellent baiting.

The funny thing about this thread is the amount of people that still had their doubts about it being a scam, (lol at the guy who looked for 'faketown' on google maps), 419's etc are obviously hugely successful scams.

AnotherYou

Hana's health check wrote:

Future Sex Ability: Good

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Lucky monkey, Its got me beat on prospects

junior_apollo

Tim believes he can scare me into a decision... pfft...

Hello Steven how are you today
i think you have all my information and now am waiting on you to send the money for Hannah arrangements so that she can get to you,its been too long we have been communicating now and every day my job keeps getting more serious am sorry to say this but if you don't do some thing fast to take Hanna ,then i will be forced to give her to some one else .
as i said you have all my information ,so am waiting for the money of hannas arrangements to be send.
waiting for your reply.

If he wants hard ball.. ill play hard ball!...

I'll be back...

junior_apollo

My reply to Tim...

Hi again my dear dear friend,

I do not understand your use of aggression in your previous mail. Your not trying to anger me I hope Tim, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry..
I'm not sure if you remember what happened to Diarmuid but lets just say that he is merely a shell now of his former self.. all because he thought he could mess with me.

You state that I have all of your information but this is not true Tim...

I asked you for your address so that I may send you on the bank account details...
The only address details you gave me are:

NAMES...........................Jonathan Matlock
COUNTRY........................United States of America
STATE/CITY.....................Arkansas

Not sure if you realise or not but this is not a full address Tim.. There is no house number, street name, suburb etc etc...
I need your postal address so that I may send the bank account details for the transfer of money to my account.
Tim I feel as though you are being very obtuse on this matter...
I am trying my best to make the magic happen.. but when your beautiful assistant turns out to be a window-licker it gets more and more difficult.

Your not a window-licker are you Tim? Well then get your rump in gear and forward on your address details.

I want this to finish just as much as you do..

Now scuttle along and get me those details I requested and the money can be transfered at the soonest time possible... I would hope today to be totally honest..

Regards,
Your lifelong friend,
Go hIfreann leat!
-Steve

Me thinks ill have to set the "lads" on him in my next mail... :cool:

Dusty87

Fair play. Absolutely brilliant JA.

flanzer

Have Timmah and Jimmah gone to ground?

lucylu

Any Updates JA?

junior_apollo

Hey everyone,

Firstly I would just like to say thank you for all your support, ideas and help with this scammer...

I am only just back today from a holiday in Bulgaria for the week and so that was the reason for my absence...

But unfortunately I feel my story must end here.. I will shortly be moving companies and as such will not have access to the email address i used to contact Tim..

To be honest I dont want to keep it up anymore either as it has gone on long enough... to that end I sent one last mail to Tim/Jim...

Dear Tim, Jim, Jonathon (I prefer to call u the Cameroon Scam-man)

Unfortunately I have to cut our journey short...

I really hope that you actually read the emails we've had over the last few months and realise how crazy this must all seem...

I also really hope that the people you contact are not silly enough to partake in your insane requests for money for an imaginery monkey ...

There are so many holes in your story and documents and in everything you do/say that it is extremely comical when i hear from you.

Infact I have gone as far as posting our conversations on a website for the entire internet community to view and laugh at your attempts to gain money...

I think the best part of this journey was when you stole Eric from me... you see there is no person called Eric Jimm-ah... I created him and then you stole him...

This was probably the funniest email chain I have ever had the priviledge to be apart of .. and if it wasted even 5 minutes of your time and stopped you harrassing someone else then it was worth it completely...

You will not hear from me again, nor shall I hear from you.. I thank you for the many laughs i have had at your expense and hope you and your kind get what they deserve for your crimes,

Your never trusting customer,

Steve

junior_apollo

Again - Thank you to everyone who has joined me on this journey and I really hope you had even a tiny bit of the fun I had along the way...

Thanks again,
Your only friend... Steve

flanzer

Well done JA. All I wanted to see was a photo of him hanging upside down from a tree with his imaginary monkey photoshopped beside him, but alas it wasn't to be.

Thanks for bringing us on this journey!

junior_apollo

flanzer wrote: »

Well done JA. All I wanted to see was a photo of him hanging upside down from a tree with his imaginary monkey photoshopped beside him, but alas it wasn't to be.

Thanks for bringing us on this journey!

haha.. agreed.. I would have loved to have the time to continue it more eagerly but alas as i said im moving companies on Tuesday next week and just dont have the time for it to be honest... but it was fun all the same...
Thanks - JA

AnotherYou

A poetic end to a legendary thread,

Junior apollo, I, for one, salute you.

ibarelycare

JA this was legendary!! But you should send Tim a link to this thread...just so he knows EXACTLY what you're talking about

Super-Rush

This does not end here. As i said earlier i had flights booked to Birmingham for the 18th of July. I'm going to visit the address that Tim gave me a while back and see what happens, and no i'm not going on my own.

mink_man

ya!

junior_apollo

super-rush wrote: »

This does not end here. As i said earlier i had flights booked to Birmingham for the 18th of July. I'm going to visit the address that Tim gave me a while back and see what happens, and no i'm not going on my own.

It was probably some poor sap who was mailing Tim originally... their address is being used by him to further his scam is all...

Super-Rush

junior_apollo wrote: »

It was probably some poor sap who was mailing Tim originally... their address is being used by him to further his scam is all...

I had thought that alright. Feck it, it will be something to do. I will have a few hours to kill so i'll head on over to the address and hopefully get some pictures.

junior_apollo

super-rush wrote: »

I had thought that alright. Feck it, it will be something to do. I will have a few hours to kill so i'll head on over to the address and hopefully get some pictures.

Next weeks email from Tim:

JA... I have your friend.. if you want him back then send me money now!...

:eek:

Next weeks reply to Tim:
Tim.. In order to validate what you say I would need to see my friends birth-cert and a picture of my friend playing with your monkey.