Should i??????????

Tirabaralla

LOLZ
Oh my gosh!
This is wonderful

JA, u are becoming my hero of the day!

The hotel idea is also nice, super-rush ^_^

The eaterie is CLASS, JA lolz

waraf

Love the bit on the supposed health certificate that states:

"The British verterinary health center conferms that this monkey is very healthy"

:D:D....VERY healthy no less :D:D

junior_apollo

Ya its priceless alright.. or the address items at the top... or the signatures which are by the same person? (notice the M's) or the date which is obviously a MSPaint word insert.. and the stamp across the page is from Microsft word hahaha....

Thats the same document i used to create my Air Force document to Tim.. and still he didnt say anything about it?...
I even spelt half the words wrong on purpose like the Untied States Air Force. haha..

Hopefully Tim is willing to travel for his money... anyway same ol' from me.. when i hear more ill let ye all know...

BeatNikDub

junior_apollo wrote: »

Ya its priceless alright.. or the address items at the top... or the signatures which are by the same person? (notice the M's) or the date which is obviously a MSPaint word insert.. and the stamp across the page is from Microsft word hahaha....

Thats the same document i used to create my Air Force document to Tim.. and still he didnt say anything about it?...
I even spelt half the words wrong on purpose like the Untied States Air Force. haha..

Hopefully Tim is willing to travel for his money... anyway same ol' from me.. when i hear more ill let ye all know...

lolololol

Super-Rush

My latest email to Senor Jupitals

.ExternalClass #EC_yiv923505295 .EC_hmmessage P {padding:0px;} .ExternalClass #EC_yiv923505295 {font-size:10pt;font-family:Verdana;} Hi Tim
I am looking forward to coming to see you both. I was wondering if you knew any hotels in your area that would allow Hanna to stay in while i was over there. I am really excited about bringing Hanna home with me and introducing her to my family. I was talking to my cats the other day about bringing Hanna home and they seemed excited about it. I am searching for cheap flights as we speak so hopefully i will have more information for you. Can you tell me again how much her adoption papers will cost as i mislaid the amount you told me earlier.

Tims Reply

Hi
am really begging to fill bad my time to travel is 4 days from now and every day ,you said you are coming but you don't come .i have been saving Hana to you for along time till today and you are not showing any effort or interest to take her .for the adoption papers will cost $210 as i said and if you can do the payment for me to arrange the papers so that when you come ,you will just take her that will be fine.
Waiting

Tim sounds desperate...

junior_apollo

super-rush wrote: »

My latest email to Senor Jupitals



Tims Reply



Tim sounds desperate...

Tim sounds a bit biatchy towards you anyway... he likes my stories better i feel
Why is he giving out that you said each day you would come.. u said it would be the weekend... u should tell him u will be there tomorrow...

Then tomorrow email him and ask why didnt he answer his door.. haha

Super-Rush

Not a bad idea actually, i emailed the radisson in birmingham aswell

Hi

This might seem a strange request but i assure you this is not a wind up it is a serious question. I am travelling to Birmingham in the next few weeks and i am looking for a hotel to stay in for 2 nights. The reason i am coming over is that i am adopting a monkey. My question is, do you or would you allow me to bring the monkey to stay in your hotel. This is all above board and 100% legal and i have contacted the relevant authorities about this and i have been given the green light to go ahead. She(the monkey) is very well trained, very quiet and has all her health check etc up to date. I understand that this is a strange request on my behalf but i would rather be upfront about this than try sneaking her inside the hotel. She would only have to spend one night in the hotel as she would have to be kept in quarantine at the airport for 24hrs before departure. I don't mind having to pay any extra fees and i would ensure she would remain in the room at all times and not cause any disruption to other guests.

Sean Quagmire

This lad is definitly off the script now. well done! When he moans and groans like that you know he is an unexperienced scammer, prepare for some dire spelling mistakes from him!

have you checked his IP address? the photo request is good because if he does one then he is game for all sorts. like these lads :

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/samuel_eze4.jpg

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/zunga_zuma2.jpg

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/wolny_olkusz.jpg

junior_apollo

Sean Quagmire wrote: »

This lad is definitly off the script now. well done! When he moans and groans like that you know he is an unexperienced scammer, prepare for some dire spelling mistakes from him!

have you checked his IP address? the photo request is good because if he does one then he is game for all sorts. like these lads :

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/samuel_eze4.jpg

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/zunga_zuma2.jpg

http://www.419eater.com/images/trophy_room/wolny_olkusz.jpg

Super-Rush.. u do realise there is no monkey?.. You dont need to book her into a hotel with you.. haha... :pac:

And yes Sean.. that is what I am slowly building up to.. something along those lines.. but we'll start small and then go from there..

Super-Rush

ha feckin ha yes i know

junior_apollo

super-rush wrote: »

ha feckin ha yes i know

Dont worry i wasnt getting smart with you.. i was just sayin, sorry.

Im nearly finished for the day but hopefully Tim will get back to me by tomorrow and we'll have some more to keep us going...

Super-Rush

Yeah i know :pac::pac:. I'll reply to tim later on see what he has to say for himself. Better go do some other stuff

thebouldwhacker

Goooood afternoon sirs... I am emailing you from your bank in faketown. you have a monnkey stuck in your bank account and we need to free her.

Please give me your bank account number and sort code and we can free her to youuu.



She tried to rob you so when the police are finished she will be sent by bicycleing to your address....

thebouldwhacker

WTF?

where did all my pics go:mad:

its not funny now:mad:

Great thread though, crap day at work and ye cheered me right up. thanks:D

This would be a great source of targets for ye.

junior_apollo

thebouldwhacker wrote: »

WTF?

where did all my pics go:mad:

its not funny now:mad:

Great thread though, crap day at work and ye cheered me right up. thanks:D

This would be a great source of targets for ye.

Nah i think my fun has finally come to an end.. Tim hasn't responded and it looks as though he may have been killed in a fatal road accident on his way to Dallas...

Oh well... ces't la vie....

It was fun while it lasted at least...
Thanks to everyone here for help... :pac:

*Fingers still crossed Tim replies later today but chances are slim *

Mr. Gruff

Say it ain't so!

thebouldwhacker

But you never showed him what you built???

junior_apollo

I havent heard from Tim today...

I did send him one last email though... in the hopes of a response of any kind...

Hey again Tim,

I have not heard back from you today? Is everything OK?
I hope everything is ok with you, I once watched an episode of Lassie something like this. You see what happened was that Jeff Miller was having some hard times with his family so they had to sell Lassie because of the hard economic climate. Lassie though managed to escape from her new wealthy owners and make her way back home to Jeff all the way from Scotland.. would you believe it?.. Scotland.. thats a hell of a journey Tim, especially for a dog.
Anyway I hope you will return to me and we can continue our friendship.

The only other reason for your lack of contact would be that you are in Dallas and have not found an internet cafe yet. If you would prefer to write me a letter and then send it over the interwebs from Texas then that would be fine also.
I knew we should have used the carrier pigeons Tim.. i hate to say it but "I told you so", there would have been no messing around and no problems if we had, but nonetheless we did have a mighty fine stew from the little fellas so it wasn't all bad i suppose.

I hope you will be in contact soon, I believe the money will only be available for collection for another 24hrs, until it automatically returns to my account.

I miss you Tim,
Your best friend,
Steve

RIP Hana...

Super-Rush

I haven't heard from Tim either today but i did get a response from the Radisson SAS Birmingham

Dear Martin,

Thank you for your enquiry!

Before we can make a decision we would need some more information:

- What type of monkey is she and what size?
- What food would she be eating and would the chef need to cater for the monkey?
- Would the monkey be kept on a lead in all public areas and within a cage within the room?
- Where has the monkey been adopted from?

As well we would need some confirmation in documented form of all inoculations.

I am looking forward to hear from you.

Kind regards,

Kristen Ebbighausen - Sales Executive

thebouldwhacker

Good job shes 'very healthy' then... it is certified:D

Tirabaralla

Oh nooooooooooesssssssssssss!
I so want to see more of Tim's kind replies....oh....

Damn, poor Hana...I bet she'd have loved her new life in Ireland (with either of ye).

It was great...I'll keep some hope till tomorrow, anyway.

TY guys

junior_apollo

WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

TIM IS BACK!....

Sorry for the late responds.As i told you earlier,i am a very busy person and all what you are asking of me have been very difficult for me to it that way.I can not do fly all the way to Dallas to receive 300 euro.How much do you think i will use for transportation?Also i could not send the certificate to you because my Scanner is bad at the moment but i promise to send it to you when it will be necessary.If you will be able to send the money for the adoption papers of Hannah using western union without any hold on the money then things will be easy for both of us.So how was your day?Also greet everyone for me and tell them that Hanna is also extending her greetings.
Thanks.

Perhaps I underestimated Tim.. he has returned ... now let the fun continue...

PS - I actually cheered at my desk when i saw I had a reply

BeatNikDub

Tim Jupitals wants his money

gaz wac

Lads,

I really hope you get her before next tuesday cos then you's might get your own show !! At least there will be plenty of tips in it for ya

http://movie-tv-episode-database.com/Documentary/My-Monkey-Baby-704648/

Sean Quagmire

good stuff JA..

Typical Westurn Union scam, go along with it..

In the offices in Nigeria they ask for a ten digit MTCN number and a secret Q&A to collect the money. You tell him that you have gone to your post office and transfered the money, but you will not give him anything until you get some proof that he is a monkey lover. have him climb some trees and hang upside down.

General Zod

find out what twon he is in, then find a landmark in that town, then request the picture.

omyatari

one question tho, " suppose" he was actualy gonna send you Hanna,
just....."suppooooose" then what?? :O

Sean Quagmire

^^ Not a chance

This is text book scamming stuff. this guy is sitting in an internet cafe in Lagos, Nigeria. If Junior Apollo clicks 'properties' on the guys email and copies his ip adress into an IP searcher it will show you where he is.

Tirabaralla

junior_apollo wrote: »

WOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

TIM IS BACK!....



Perhaps I underestimated Tim.. he has returned ... now let the fun continue...

PS - I actually cheered at my desk when i saw I had a reply

YAY!

gaz wac wrote: »

Lads,

I really hope you get her before next tuesday cos then you's might get your own show !! At least there will be plenty of tips in it for ya

http://movie-tv-episode-database.com/Documentary/My-Monkey-Baby-704648/

Oh gosh :-o scaring

Sean Quagmire wrote: »

good stuff JA..

Typical Westurn Union scam, go along with it..

In the offices in Nigeria they ask for a ten digit MTCN number and a secret Q&A to collect the money. You tell him that you have gone to your post office and transfered the money, but you will not give him anything until you get some proof that he is a monkey lover. have him climb some trees and hang upside down.

Yes, pleeeease

omyatari wrote: »

one question tho, " suppose" he was actualy gonna send you Hanna,
just....."suppooooose" then what?? :O

I had the dame thought few pages ago

Sean Quagmire wrote: »

^^ Not a chance

This is text book scamming stuff. this guy is sitting in an internet cafe in Lagos, Nigeria. If Junior Apollo clicks 'properties' on the guys email and copies his ip adress into an IP searcher it will show you where he is.

Do it, do it!

TY for another episode of this drama!

junior_apollo

Ok first off.. apologies for taking so long to reply today.. been a very busy day in work...

I decided to scale it all back to that start again with Tim in the hopes of gaining his trust and getting him to actually do something for me bit by bit.
Even he must have thought I was a little bit lu-la...

Hey again Tim,

Wow I never thought about it that way... Dallas must be really far away for you... Hmmm.. perhaps we can find something easier.
What is the correct spelling for Hana/Hanna/Hannah? You seem to use them interchangably which is quite confusing sometimes.

Granted not as confusing as some of the other stuff but still its like one of those twitches you sometimes get in your lower eyelid... and then you stay as still as you possibly can to wait and see how long it will last.
Have you ever tried this?.. I got nearly two minutes from doing it once.. it was quite funny.. not as funny for the person selling me tickets at the cinema counter who thought i was staring crazily at them though haha.

Ok so as soon as you send me on Hana's birth cert, a form of identification so that I can believe your identity and a group photo of your family and neighbours I will be happy to send on the money with Western Union,

Thanks again,
Kind regards,
Steve