What are your funniest Irish sayings?

it's as long as it's broad

i always liked "yes i would ,thank you for asking malcolm"


and that old chestnut "dont leave it there peter ,you might wrinkle the flange"

'Pissing like a racehorse'

'He's that awkward and twisted that when he dies, they won't have to bury him, they can just screw him into the ground'

'Pissing in the wind'

'It's the dog's bollix' - I had great fun trying to explain this to my friend's German firlfriend.

'As odd as a bottle of chips'

'She could ate an apple though a letterbox'

"She'd pike round bales!" in reference to large women.

Great thread, sorry if these are repeated.
My favorites:

She/He has a face like a bulldog licking p1ss of a nettle

If I fell into a barrel of t1ts I would come out sucking me thumb - A very unlucky person!

An all an Anyways!!

Bit old, this thread is. Ah feck it, sayings doesn't get old.