Sex party, have you ever been?

AndrewJRenko · 08-07-2019 1:35pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Actually, I did read somewhere that “Screech” from the tv show Saved by the Bell did give someone a “Dirty Sanchez”

I must have missed that episode.

Ipso · 08-07-2019 2:47pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I caught up with an old friend of mine at the Irish Open. We went on the lash with a few of his mates, and they had some proper stories about their ‘golfing holidays’ in Portugal. 35 of them flew to Portugal in Mid May. All lads ages from 45 to 60. Some of them didn’t ever bother play a round of golf over there. It was a week of cocaine, booze, and having sex orgies with Eastern European hookers. Very sordid tales of excess and debauchery. Then back home to Ireland to the wife and kids like nothing ever happened.

There must be quite a few foreign crustaceans that made it back.

sligojoek · 08-07-2019 2:53pm

You can say that again.

older by the day · 08-07-2019 3:30pm

I must take up the ould golf. Farmer here I haven't stood in a pub since May

Feisar · 08-07-2019 4:03pm

Closest I ever came to a sex party was two Lithuanian ladies and a bottle of tequila.

Edit - Lets just say the tequila did not make me happy!

JohnnyFlash · 08-07-2019 4:22pm

Feisar wrote: »

Closest I ever came to a sex party was two Lithuanian ladies and a bottle of tequila.

Edit - Lets just say the tequila did not make me happy!

Get a dose of brewer’s droop?

Ipso · 08-07-2019 4:30pm

Probably a Feisar Geyser (or does Fissure sound better)!

StinkyMunkey · 08-07-2019 6:04pm

Where is this event being held, I could bring the wife and win easily. I'll split 50/50 with the missus off.

JupiterKid · 08-07-2019 6:08pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I caught up with an old friend of mine at the Irish Open. We went on the lash with a few of his mates, and they had some proper stories about their ‘golfing holidays’ in Portugal. 35 of them flew to Portugal in Mid May. All lads ages from 45 to 60. Some of them didn’t ever bother play a round of golf over there. It was a week of cocaine, booze, and having sex orgies with Eastern European hookers. Very sordid tales of excess and debauchery. Then back home to Ireland to the wife and kids like nothing ever happened.

What happens in Portugal stays in Portugal. I wouldn’t be in the least bit surprised if a couple of the wives back home are playing extra-curricular activities too.

Ipso · 08-07-2019 9:17pm

Solidarity brother (.)(.)

fergus1001 · 08-07-2019 9:44pm

Jellybear10 wrote:

As I've become ever better at seducing women it becomes quite eye opening how many married women try to have sex with me. If I know a woman is married I'll refuse, but on occasion I've only realised they married after the fact.

I bet your actually munching on a dominos right now and drifted off into fantasy land

yes some women are promiscuous they are usually vile self centered cnuts, there are actually genuine people out there that while the OH might not be Tom Cruise but they see that they make the effort just for them

Feisar · 08-07-2019 9:54pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Get a dose of brewer’s droop?

Honestly can't remember. Was asked the next morning had there been sexual relations the night previous. A swift rub of the peen and a sniff confirmed there had not been.

touts · 08-07-2019 10:01pm

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

I caught up with an old friend of mine at the Irish Open. We went on the lash with a few of his mates, and they had some proper stories about their ‘golfing holidays’ in Portugal. 35 of them flew to Portugal in Mid May. All lads ages from 45 to 60. Some of them didn’t ever bother play a round of golf over there. It was a week of cocaine, booze, and having sex orgies with Eastern European hookers. Very sordid tales of excess and debauchery. Then back home to Ireland to the wife and kids like nothing ever happened.

Ah feck. It's bad enough to think I left college just before the whole hookup culture thing took off. Now I find out the generation ahead of me are also at it like rabbits.

EmmetSpiceland · 08-07-2019 10:02pm

Feisar wrote: »

Honestly can't remember. Was asked the next morning had there been sexual relations the night previous. A swift rub of the peen and a sniff confirmed there had not been.

Was nice of them to check for you, F.

Feisar · 08-07-2019 10:05pm

EmmetSpiceland wrote: »

Was nice of them to check for you, F.

:eek::D

Hector Savage · 31-07-2019 5:14pm

*Bump*

JF , PMPL any good stories ?

31-07-2019 5:28pm

older by the day wrote: »

I must take up the ould golf. Farmer here I haven't stood in a pub since May

Never understood the fascination with golf myself. It all makes sense now.

PS1985 · 04-08-2019 5:51am

Funny thread, it sort of sparked an interest as I just replied to another thread with similar type interest. I live abroad and have what most people would class as an unusual hobby. I have an older FWB and we often go to swingers clubs, we also have a private kik group for people who are into group sex often in adult cinemas and in secluded outdoor areas like in sand dunes at nude beaches. We have been to many group swinging parties, often once you get to know them more than often the ladies are married who do so without knowledge of their husbands but usually accompanied by a swinging partner, often this is an afternoon during the week. I been to gangbang parties where it’s free for couples to attend but selected single guys have to pony up a cover charge for the hotel room. Personally I have done lots of stuff and my only limits are sh*t, blood and direct m2m contact. All good fun of course.

zcorpian88 · 06-08-2019 12:43am

Not heard of that kind of craic down my neck of the woods, Closest I ever came to anything like that was the Friday before last, about 1.30am I got a weird message on POF, was actually a genuine profile right, a woman from a county up the road from me, I actually messaged her taking an interest in her about 2 years ago, got no reply.

Last Friday I get a message from her profile saying "sex in (a hotel not far from me, I won't mention the hotel)

I text back "Eh..what??"

She or whoever it was, text back "Yeah, come join me and my partner"

I said, "No thanks, three is a crowd, plus I think this ladies phone has been lifted from her bag or a pub table or something"

Then I get a text back saying "What's your number I'll prove it, I'm with somebody and he wants to see me f**ked"

Stopped texting after that, she was actually pretty good looking, I know I messaged her before, she was on POF for pretty much as long as I've been on it, still online even this week. I'll probably never know if it was genuine or not. Bit seedy that!

Oddest series of messages I've ever got.

adam88 · 06-08-2019 12:51am

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Not heard of that kind of craic down my neck of the woods, Closest I ever came to anything like that was the Friday before last, about 1.30am I got a weird message on POF, was actually a genuine profile right, a woman from a county up the road from me, I actually messaged her taking an interest in her about 2 years ago, got no reply.

Last Friday I get a message from her profile saying "sex in (a hotel not far from me, I won't mention the hotel)

I text back "Eh..what??"

She or whoever it was, text back "Yeah, come join me and my partner"

I said, "No thanks, three is a crowd, plus I think this ladies phone has been lifted from her bag or a pub table or something"

Then I get a text back saying "What's your number I'll prove it, I'm with somebody and he wants to see me f**ked"

Stopped texting after that, she was actually pretty good looking, I know I messaged her before, she was on POF for pretty much as long as I've been on it, still online even this week. I'll probably never know if it was genuine or not. Bit seedy that!

Oddest series of messages I've ever got.

That’s really not that strange. Very common carry on , according to my friends anyway

zcorpian88 · 06-08-2019 1:00am

adam88 wrote: »

That’s really not that strange. Very common carry on , according to my friends anyway

Really? Not heard of it happening to anyone I know anyway, just assumed she was on a night out herself and her phone was swiped and some clown was having a laugh thinking someone would arrive at this hotel. Or a friend with a mental sense of humour fraped her.

Whatever about her wanting a one nighter, but with some other dude watching or whatever the f**k. Nah...

Not really my style. I've only the one, one night stand to my name, never been I suppose that fortunate to get them, I assumed it was a p**stake.

adam88 · 06-08-2019 1:09am

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Really? Not heard of it happening to anyone I know anyway, just assumed she was on a night out herself and her phone was swiped and some clown was having a laugh thinking someone would arrive at this hotel. Or a friend with a mental sense of humour fraped her.

Whatever about her wanting a one nighter, but with some other dude watching or whatever the f**k. Nah...

Not really my style. I've only the one, one night stand to my name, never been I suppose that fortunate to get them, I assumed it was a p**stake.

It’s called cuckholding. Some people get off on watching their partners having sex with another man, don’t see the draw of it myself but hey, who am I to judge

Sharp MZ700 · 06-08-2019 1:10am

If she was into that craic it wouldn't have taken her 2 years. Good call imo. Now two weeks...

06-08-2019 1:11am

adam88 wrote: »

It’s called cuckholding. Some people get off on watching their partners having sex with another man, don’t see the draw of it myself but hey, who am I to judge

cucksplaining

zcorpian88 · 06-08-2019 1:21am

adam88 wrote: »

It’s called cuckholding. Some people get off on watching their partners having sex with another man, don’t see the draw of it myself but hey, who am I to judge

Ah I've heard the term before actually but never cared to look up what it meant, learn something new everyday.

Even said it to two friends of mine on a night out afterwards, a female and male friend and they were amazed, they didn't think that goes on in this area anyway. Suppose it can happen anywhere, but at least in my circle it's never been spoken about.

I (a 30 year old bloke) only had my first one night stand recently, also a woman I met on POF, wasn't in any way planned, just went out for a drink with her after her friend cancelled on her for a night out, had a laugh, and all of a sudden I went back to hers, kind of wanted a bit more out of it, as in dating/a relationship, but she is a funny place right now..blah, blah, blah (won't get into it)

Funny I got that message last week, up until a month and a half ago, any intimacy I ever got in any shape or form, typically months or even years go by and if I met someone I had to work for it, lots of dates and spend a small fortune in the process!

italodisco · 06-08-2019 8:41am

I was at a few swingers parties with an ex girlfriend.

It is as it says on the tin. We thoroughly enjoyed ourselves.

But any couples considering it need to be very open and understand that its only sex and nothing more. If either are even a slight bit jealous then its not recommended.

I enjoyed the fact that my ex got all that attention and satisfaction. If anything it improved our relationship.

We broke up due to other things unrelated to our hobby.

razorblunt · 06-08-2019 9:00am

I was today years old when I realised I was the only person going to Portugal for golf! My golf isn't great anyway!

adam88 · 06-08-2019 5:31pm

zcorpian88 wrote: »

Ah I've heard the term before actually but never cared to look up what it meant, learn something new everyday.

Even said it to two friends of mine on a night out afterwards, a female and male friend and they were amazed, they didn't think that goes on in this area anyway. Suppose it can happen anywhere, but at least in my circle it's never been spoken about.

I (a 30 year old bloke) only had my first one night stand recently, also a woman I met on POF, wasn't in any way planned, just went out for a drink with her after her friend cancelled on her for a night out, had a laugh, and all of a sudden I went back to hers, kind of wanted a bit more out of it, as in dating/a relationship, but she is a funny place right now..blah, blah, blah (won't get into it)

Funny I got that message last week, up until a month and a half ago, any intimacy I ever got in any shape or form, typically months or even years go by and if I met someone I had to work for it, lots of dates and spend a small fortune in the process!

Ah your missing out lad, few texts on POF or tinder. Make sure ye’re on the wave length. Maybe few drinks and away ye go

Homelander · 06-08-2019 5:35pm

There was an AMA here on boards with a swinger, was pretty insightful. First comment was something like "how do you feel when some lad walks in with a huge hammer and nails your wife"

Ecce No Homo · 06-08-2019 5:43pm

If you were in your house and you saw through your back garden on the far side of the boundary wall into my living room and the curtain was half closed but you saw an enormous flaccid penis gong around and around and around as it was swung by someone sitting in an armchair in a carpeted room with a QuickCam webcam on a small round coffee table. Would you like that or not?

laoisgem · 06-08-2019 5:46pm

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

If you were in your house and you saw through your back garden on the far side of the boundary wall into my living room and the curtain was half closed but you saw an enormous flaccid penis gong around and around and around as it was swung by someone sitting in an armchair in a carpeted room with a QuickCam webcam on a small round coffee table. Would you like that or not?

Ah here, what has that got to do with anything? I think you've had enough internet for today :rolleyes:

Homelander · 06-08-2019 5:46pm

Ecce No Homo wrote: »

If you were in your house and you saw through your back garden on the far side of the boundary wall into my living room and the curtain was half closed but you saw an enormous flaccid penis gong around and around and around as it was swung by someone sitting in an armchair in a carpeted room with a QuickCam webcam on a small round coffee table. Would you like that or not?

There's money to be made there lad.

"Voyeur Magnum Dongs"

Ipso · 06-08-2019 5:48pm

I have a feeling most people would end up like Jeremy in season two of Peep Show.

Sex party, have you ever been?

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