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Sex party, have you ever been?

  • 30-01-2018 7:13pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭✭ flc37ie6ojwkh8


    I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.
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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,332 ✭✭✭ Rackstar


    Why can’t you go?


  • Registered Users Posts: 15,776 ✭✭✭✭ Slattsy


    Whats a party?


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 Jim Bob Scratcher




  • Registered Users Posts: 5,088 ✭✭✭ James Bond Junior


    Loads of times, great craic. I was the only one there though.


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,581 ✭✭✭ buried


    "Lunar South is Solar East" - W. B. Yeats



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  • Registered Users Posts: 398 ✭✭ DanMurphy


    Loads of times, great craic. I was the only one there though.

    Just you....and, the hidden cameras! :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,293 ✭✭✭ sjb25


    I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

    And where mite this gathering be


  • Registered Users Posts: 167 ✭✭ pemay


    I stumbled into one once, and like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way around.

    Because I was blind, you see.


  • Registered Users Posts: 605 ✭✭✭ BoroMan32


    Rackstar wrote: »
    Why can’t you go?

    Coming might be the problem, not going.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 22,599 ✭✭✭✭ beertons


    I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

    Can you not postpone your other plans and go for the crack?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,952 ✭✭✭ B0jangles


    I went to one once but it was really really loud and I don't much like jazz so I left after 20 minutes.




    Edit: sorry, misread the title. No I've never been to a sex party - sorry OP


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭✭ Emory Fast Marshmallow


    Rackstar wrote: »
    Why can’t you go?

    I have some issues related to my job and need to travel from time to time. I already bough the ticket even and i'm trying to resell it, if you guys want it:
    <snip>


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,246 ✭✭✭ judeboy101


    There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited kinda party?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 40,086 ✭✭✭✭ Harry Palmr


    As it'll probably look like this I wouldn't go

    Ch3dLZ8WEAAZUqK.jpg


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26,661 ✭✭✭✭ OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 20,779 ✭✭✭✭ jayo26


    Was in enniscorthy mart last week it wouldn't be my kinda thing going around slapping sheep and cows on the arse.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭✭ Emory Fast Marshmallow


    Patww79 wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    Maybe the box of Kerrangs... haha


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 8,556 ✭✭✭ Roger Hassenforder


    Screenshot_2018_01_30_at_7_59_53_PM.png

    is it on in the feckin zoo?


  • Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,100 ✭✭✭✭ Zaph


    I have some issues related to my job and need to travel from time to time. I already bough the ticket even and i'm trying to resell it, if you guys want it:
    <snip>

    No links to ads, thank you.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭ Berserker


    buried wrote: »

    Great clip from a great sitcom. None of this happy clappy trash.
    I already bough the ticket even and i'm trying to resell it, if you guys want it:
    <snip>

    Do you buy tickets to a sex party? I would have thought that it would be an invite only event.


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  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 11,985 Mod ✭✭✭✭ riffmongous


    pemay wrote: »
    I stumbled into one once, and like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way around.

    Because I was blind, you see.

    Got some in your eye?


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,431 MilesMorales1


    A sex party of one? Yeah sure.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,193 ✭✭✭ Mister Vain


    I went to one in Prague once. It was weird but I don't regret it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭ Littlehorny


    I would imagine its a bit like a party where you bring your own beer, either bring a woman or get the fook out! :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,193 ✭✭✭ Mister Vain


    I would imagine its a bit like a party where you bring your own beer, either bring a woman or get the fook out! :)

    The one I went to had loads of women already there. Actually it may have been a whore house. I was fairly drunk.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 dd972


    You'll be disappointing a load of people that you didn't come, OP.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,656 ✭✭✭ Fann Linn


    B0jangles wrote: »
    I went to one once but it was really really loud and I don't much like jazz so I left after 20 minutes.




    Edit: sorry, misread the title. No I've never been to a sex party - sorry OP


    ....'i don't much like jizz so I left after 20....'

    FYP.


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,124 ✭✭✭✭ Donald Trump


    pemay wrote: »
    I stumbled into one once, and like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way around.

    Because I was blind, you see.


    So Br. Murphy was right when he told you to cut it out or you'd go blind


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 88,680 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were of course well understood — and such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy.

    Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science,
    but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties.
    :(


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭✭ Emory Fast Marshmallow


    dd972 wrote: »
    You'll be disappointing a load of people that you didn't come, OP.

    Well, hopefully more will come.


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