Sex party, have you ever been?

flc37ie6ojwkh8

I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

Rackstar

Why can’t you go?

Slattsy

Whats a party?

Jim Bob Scratcher

James Bond Junior

Loads of times, great craic. I was the only one there though.

buried

DanMurphy

James Bond Junior wrote: »

Loads of times, great craic. I was the only one there though.

Just you....and, the hidden cameras!

sjb25

Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »

I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

And where mite this gathering be

pemay

I stumbled into one once, and like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way around.

Because I was blind, you see.

BoroMan32

Rackstar wrote: »

Why can’t you go?

Coming might be the problem, not going.

beertons

Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »

I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

Can you not postpone your other plans and go for the crack?

B0jangles

I went to one once but it was really really loud and I don't much like jazz so I left after 20 minutes.




Edit: sorry, misread the title. No I've never been to a sex party - sorry OP

flc37ie6ojwkh8

Rackstar wrote: »

Why can’t you go?

I have some issues related to my job and need to travel from time to time. I already bough the ticket even and i'm trying to resell it, if you guys want it:
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judeboy101

There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited kinda party?

Harry Palmr

As it'll probably look like this I wouldn't go

OldMrBrennan83

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jayo26

Was in enniscorthy mart last week it wouldn't be my kinda thing going around slapping sheep and cows on the arse.

flc37ie6ojwkh8

Patww79 wrote: »

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Maybe the box of Kerrangs... haha

Roger Hassenforder

is it on in the feckin zoo?

Zaph

Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »

I have some issues related to my job and need to travel from time to time. I already bough the ticket even and i'm trying to resell it, if you guys want it:
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No links to ads, thank you.

Berserker

buried wrote: »

Great clip from a great sitcom. None of this happy clappy trash.

Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »

I already bough the ticket even and i'm trying to resell it, if you guys want it:
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Do you buy tickets to a sex party? I would have thought that it would be an invite only event.

riffmongous

pemay wrote: »

I stumbled into one once, and like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way around.

Because I was blind, you see.

Got some in your eye?

MilesMorales1

A sex party of one? Yeah sure.

Mister Vain

I went to one in Prague once. It was weird but I don't regret it.

Littlehorny

I would imagine its a bit like a party where you bring your own beer, either bring a woman or get the fook out!

Mister Vain

Littlehorny wrote: »

I would imagine its a bit like a party where you bring your own beer, either bring a woman or get the fook out!

The one I went to had loads of women already there. Actually it may have been a whore house. I was fairly drunk.

dd972

You'll be disappointing a load of people that you didn't come, OP.

Fann Linn

B0jangles wrote: »

I went to one once but it was really really loud and I don't much like jazz so I left after 20 minutes.




Edit: sorry, misread the title. No I've never been to a sex party - sorry OP

....'i don't much like jizz so I left after 20....'

FYP.

Donald Trump

pemay wrote: »

I stumbled into one once, and like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way around.

Because I was blind, you see.

So Br. Murphy was right when he told you to cut it out or you'd go blind

Capt'n Midnight

The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were of course well understood — and such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy.

Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science,
but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties.

flc37ie6ojwkh8

dd972 wrote: »

You'll be disappointing a load of people that you didn't come, OP.

Well, hopefully more will come.

robinwing

beertons wrote: »

Can you not postpone your other plans and go for the crack?

its an ORGY ffs ! so go for the cracks , not the crack

Crea

Didn't Vogue Wiiliams do a program on sex parties a few years ago? Looked pretty grim tbh.

decky1

At one a while ago

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you know the story all the car keys in a bowl , so it was my turn to pick-- wow what a stunner so off she went to the room on my way up I noticed they were BMW keys so I left her there and went for a nice long drive in it. For some reason I barred from those patties now.??

johnayo

Jaysus lads, go easy there now. If I start getting the horn here ill have to deal with it myself.

Lorelli!

Was at a function in a hotel one night and my oh and i got invited up to a friend of a friend's hotel room for drinks. There were two other couples and a few other people there.

Two of the wives started kissing each other on the bed while their husband's stood there with their drink and half watched/half engaged in conversation with one another My oh looked at me and said "c'mon Lorelli, we're going, finish your drink there" :pac:

Samuel T. Cogley

They're an odd mix of sex and Iceland party-nibbles; in the UK at least.

nervous_twitch

I went to one. It was a bit odd. No clothes allowed. So I stripped, had a shower and got a drink. There was a mattress in the middle of the living space that a big bunch of people were riding on. Totally awkward, trying to drink and make small talk with another naked guy as we pretended to be oblivious to the dirt happening around us. I don't think the Irish are made for sex parties.

decky1

Lorelli! wrote: »

Was at a function in a hotel one night and my oh and i got invited up to a friend of a friend's hotel room for drinks. There were two other couples and a few other people there.

Two of the wives started kissing each other on the bed while their husband's stood there with their drink and half watched/half engaged in conversation with one another My oh looked at me and said "c'mon Lorelli, we're going, finish your drink there" :pac:

LOL, LOL, I LOVE THIS POST.:D

Outlaw Pete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edESzn4JcGo

Sofiztikated

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

They're an odd mix of sex and Iceland party-nibbles; in the UK at least.

Prawn rings?

Mrcaramelchoc

nervous_twitch wrote: »

I went to one. It was a bit odd. No clothes allowed. So I stripped, had a shower and got a drink. There was a mattress in the middle of the living space that a big bunch of people were riding on. Totally awkward, trying to drink and make small talk with another naked guy as we pretended to be oblivious to the dirt happening around us. I don't think the Irish are made for sex parties.

Is that where you developed you're username?

nervous_twitch

Mrcaramelchoc wrote: »

nervous_twitch wrote: »

I went to one. It was a bit odd. No clothes allowed. So I stripped, had a shower and got a drink. There was a mattress in the middle of the living space that a big bunch of people were riding on. Totally awkward, trying to drink and make small talk with another naked guy as we pretended to be oblivious to the dirt happening around us. I don't think the Irish are made for sex parties.

Is that where you developed you're username?

A nervous twitch; a nervous boner in another life I'm sure!

Jack Kanoff

B0jangles wrote: »

I went to one once but it was really really loud and I don't much like jazz so I left after 20 minutes.




Edit: sorry, misread the title. No I've never been to a sex party - sorry OP

Jazz or jizz ?

Pintman Paddy Losty

Myself and the lads regularly have them when we head off on our "golf trips" to Portugal. Great to get away from the wife for a week of drink and sex. The birds over there are gagging for it.

One of the other lads organises the parties. Normally absolute stunners of eastern European extraction. The stuff they'll do! You wouldn't believe it. All in their twenties as well. Expensive ladies but worth it!

15 of us heading over in May. Can't wait.

lawred2

Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »

I have some issues related to my job and need to travel from time to time. I already bough the ticket even and i'm trying to resell it, if you guys want it:
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Ticket?

You get that on Ticketmaster?

OldMrBrennan83

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Pintman Paddy Losty

Patww79 wrote: »

That's not a sex party, it's a group of men hiring a load of brassers for the week

It's a party. Lots of sex. Sex party. The fact that we look after the girls for it is irrelevant. Anyway. I don't care. I get my ballsack licked by a young one at least twice a year. That keeps me happy.

JohnnyFlash

Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »

It's a party. Lots of sex. Sex party. The fact that we look after the girls for it is irrelevant. Anyway. I don't care. I get my ballsack licked by a young one at least twice a year. That keeps me happy.

Do you mind me asking what age you are, pal? The reason I ask is that I’m in my early 50’s and have no problem pulling a young one for a good ride over the staying course, if you catch my drift? Broke up with my witch of an ex-wife about a year ago, and it’s the best thing I ever did. Figured out there’s more to life than getting the ride twice a year from a whale who looks like that Jo Brand one off the telly.

House nightclub on Leeson Street, Paddy. Bring plenty of cash and leave the wedding ring at home. And remember, always wrap your mickey before getting down and dirty.

Glen_Quagmire

JohnnyFlash wrote:

Do you mind me asking what age you are, pal? The reason I ask is that I’m in my early 50’s and have no problem pulling a young one for a good ride over the staying course, if you catch my drift? Broke up with my witch of an ex-wife about a year ago, and it’s the best thing I ever did. Figured out there’s more to life than getting the ride twice a year from a whale who looks like that Jo Brand one off the telly.

Second part of that paragraph... brilliant

Pintman Paddy Losty

JohnnyFlash wrote: »

Do you mind me asking what age you are, pal? The reason I ask is that I’m in my early 50’s and have no problem pulling a young one for a good ride over the staying course, if you catch my drift? Broke up with my witch of an ex-wife about a year ago, and it’s the best thing I ever did. Figured out there’s more to life than getting the ride twice a year from a whale who looks like that Jo Brand one off the telly.

House nightclub on Leeson Street, Paddy. Bring plenty of cash and leave the wedding ring at home. And remember, always wrap your mickey before getting down and dirty.

I'm in my mid forties horse.

Fair play to you Johnny! Ah no I'm happy enough in my marriage and have kids so am happy enough.

I wouldn't ever do the dirt at home. Not fair to the wife or kids. Normally keep my extra curricular activities to when I'm out foreign. Better birds and no chance of being caught.

Most of the lads in my group are the same. There was a time when we would have had 3 or 4 stag parties to go to a year but nearly everyone is married now so that's when we all got interested in the golf courses of the Mediterranean. Portugal and Spain are the best places to score a hole in one Thinking about a two week trip to Thailand next year all going well. The birds there are supposed to do everything and for the price of a round of drinks!