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Sex party, have you ever been?
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Do you do the alphabet or something more sophisticated like spelling out the ingredients of toothpaste?
Huh?
Never heard of techniques like that. Usually just go with the flow and try and find the devil’s doorbell pretty quickly. Then focus on that. Heard some chicks like you to stick a finger up the tradesman’s entrance while you’re doing that, but haven’t given it a go yet.
A few minutes of that and I’ve a love truncheon on me that you could bate a donkey out of a ditch with. :cool:0 -
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JohnnyFlash wrote: »Huh?
Never heard of techniques like that. Usually just go with the flow and try and find the devil’s doorbell pretty quickly. Then focus on that. Heard some chicks like you to stick a finger up the tradesman’s entrance while you’re doing that, but haven’t given it a go yet.
A few minutes of that and I’ve a love truncheon on me that you could bate a donkey out of a ditch with. :cool:
You 'write' the letters with your tongue to avoid repetitive technique.
Do you take a finger up the sheriffs star yourself?0 -
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For a few glorious years in my early 30's when I was post-crappy relationship and not looking to be in another one I was having an absolute ball out dating up a storm. It is the perfect age to be single as you can date men in their 20's, 30's and 40's. You also have a confidence at that age you don't have in your early 20's so I found myself being asked out on a very regular basis, totally randomly when I was out buying gym gear or giving directions or whatever.
I came across a couple like Johnny and crude as he is coming across in his posts men like him (coming out of a sex-starved marriage) are an absolute joy to get into bed with. Good times...
I doubt he will want this lifestyle forever but f**k it he's single, not old yet, fit and having a good time. Not sure why he's getting all the attitude thrown at him.
Paddy is a different breed though.
Ah we haven't seen a photo yet to know if he's fit Kat.
Anyway, who's giving him attitude?0 -
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For a few glorious years in my early 30's when I was post-crappy relationship and not looking to be in another one I was having an absolute ball out dating up a storm. It is the perfect age to be single as you can date men in their 20's, 30's and 40's. You also have a confidence at that age you don't have in your early 20's so I found myself being asked out on a very regular basis, totally randomly when I was out buying gym gear or giving directions or whatever.
I came across a couple like Johnny and crude as he is coming across in his posts men like him (coming out of a sex-starved marriage) are an absolute joy to get into bed with. Good times...
I doubt he will want this lifestyle forever but f**k it he's single, not old yet, fit and having a good time. Not sure why he's getting all the attitude thrown at him.
Paddy is a different breed though.
Too right I'm a different animal!
Very few men would match my prowess in the sack. Birds puffing, panting and red-faced after a pounding from the pintman. That's what has them coming back for more throughout the week. 0 -
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Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »Too right I'm a different animal! Very few men would match my prowess in the sack. Birds puffing, panting and red-faced after a pounding from the pintman. That's what has them coming back for more throughout the week.
No, that's the money Paddy hun.0 -
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Well even if he's not fit he is clearly a bit of filthy animal and when that's what you're in the humour for...
Speaking my language missus! Just enjoying a new found vigor for life. Nothing like heading out for a few pints, pulling some bird, and heading back for a bit of take old one eye to the optometrist..... :pac:
Up the next morning, maybe one more rattle, mug of tea, and out the door. People overthink ridin’ these days.
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JohnnyFlash wrote: »Speaking my language missus! Just enjoying a new found vigor for life. Nothing like heading out for a few pints, pulling some bird, and heading back for a bit of take old one eye to the optometrist..... :pac:
Up the next morning, maybe one more rattle, mug of tea, and out the door. People overthink ridin’ these days.
How are ya managing to pick up the young ones in town? I hope you're dressing your age Johnny. Nothing worse than some aul egit wearing tight shiny shirts, ripped jeans and pointy boots.0 -
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Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: »How are ya managing to pick up the young ones in town? I hope you're dressing your age Johnny. Nothing worse than some aul egit wearing tight shiny shirts, ripped jeans and pointy boots.
Nah man, dress my age. Won't see me heading out wearin' tattered jeans and a pair of runners. Usually go with jeans, floral shirt, blazer, deck shoes or some variation of that. Don't die my hair either even though i'm going a bit grey. I;m in good shape though. I think a lot of the young lads are afraid to talk to women these days for fear of offending them or something. Dont seem to have any moves. Most of the chicks I've pulled have been almost surprised that a lad came over, asked them did they want a drink, and chatted to them like they were a normal human being.
Couple of hours later and we are testin' the structural integrity of one of Mattress Micks finest. Most of them are surprised with the size of me Herman as well - have to admit it was a boost to me ego when one bird said 'jesus, you are all there Johnny, go careful with that thing'. 0 -
JohnnyFlash wrote: »Nah man, dress my age. Won't see me heading out wearin' tattered jeans and a pair of runners. Usually go with jeans, floral shirt, blazer, deck shoes or some variation of that. Don't die my hair either even though i'm going a bit grey. I;m in good shape though. I think a lot of the young lads are afraid to talk to women these days for fear of offending them or something. Dont seem to have any moves. Most of the chicks I've pulled have been almost surprised that a lad came over, asked them did they want a drink, and chatted to them like they were a normal human being.
Couple of hours later and we are testin' the structural integrity of one of Mattress Micks finest. Most of them are surprised with the size of me Herman as well - have to admit it was a boost to me ego when one bird said 'jesus, you are all there Johnny, go careful with that thing'.
Stem like the anchor chain of an ocean going liner, I’m led to believe.
Knock a hole in a cheap door.0 -
JohnnyFlash wrote: »Nah man, dress my age. Won't see me heading out wearin' tattered jeans and a pair of runners. Usually go with jeans, floral shirt, blazer, deck shoes or some variation of that. Don't die my hair either even though i'm going a bit grey. I;m in good shape though. I think a lot of the young lads are afraid to talk to women these days for fear of offending them or something. Dont seem to have any moves. Most of the chicks I've pulled have been almost surprised that a lad came over, asked them did they want a drink, and chatted to them like they were a normal human being.
Couple of hours later and we are testin' the structural integrity of one of Mattress Micks finest. Most of them are surprised with the size of me Herman as well - have to admit it was a boost to me ego when one bird said 'jesus, you are all there Johnny, go careful with that thing'.
An aul yoke on ya like a tube of pringles Johnny?0 -
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JohnnyFlash wrote: »People overthink ridin’ these days.JohnnyFlash wrote: »I think a lot of the young lads are afraid to talk to women these days for fear of offending them or something.
Sadly this does seem to be the case alright. They're less inclined to take the risk when they can just swipe away on Tinder. Speaking of which, do you ever use Tinder yourself or do you just stick to the old fashioned way?0 -
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batistuta9 wrote: »Better off sticking to the younger or older ones.
A lot of those childless at that age don't plan staying that way for long.
Agreed - Dodgy AF the mid thirtees ones - get an 18 - 25 or 40- 50 yr old - Better sex out of both those ranges too 
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I was at a party before in a hotel in ballsbridge, and we all met in the bar,,, maybe 40 people. And in twos and threes filtered over time we filtered up to a large penthouse. When we got up there there was already about 12 or 13 people playing around,, some in the jacuzi in the centre of the room, some on a couch, and some on the balcony where one blonde trooper was being rammed by all sorts of stuff...
anyway,, fast forward around 2 hours and several cum shots later. there was a couple of dudes banging on the door to get in, we could see the cctv and they were not part of the invited crew, so here is "johnny organiser" standing there at the door, naked from the waist down, flacid, but still wearing his lucky rubber in anticipation, as animated as the come, flaying his around around saying to me,, "they are not coming in, i dont care, they can **** off" haha,,, i was trying to avoid eye contact with the one eyed lucky rubber holder. it was slightly surreal..
anyway,, the hotel manager had been watching this, as he was already suspicious over where the bunch of hot horny chicks and dudes had disappeared to, and we all got foooked out of the hotel
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