Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

The Princess Bride · 17-07-2019 07:32PM

At times like this, I wish I couldn't read.

http://i65.tinypic.com/eu0j8h.jpg

Chicken George · 19-07-2019 02:54PM

Looking through the wifes fb:

"Me nervs are shot. Mad paro now everywer i look"

In relation to the poisonous spiders in Ireland story :-()

AndrewJRenko · 19-07-2019 04:29PM

Paro?

ohnonotgmail · 19-07-2019 04:37PM

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

Paro?

paranoid

BattleCorp · 20-07-2019 10:49PM

The Princess Bride wrote: »

At times like this, I wish I couldn't read.

http://i65.tinypic.com/eu0j8h.jpg

Ethnic minority?

Ha Long Bay · 20-07-2019 10:51PM

"Nuting bout the men gone all hot in derselfs. Going an and leaving the wemon to rare there childreen on there own. Did the preist say it was a sin for the men to bate the wemon to death and go round drunk or on drugs??? Think thats why peoples marigies are braking up."

ohnonotgmail · 20-07-2019 11:00PM

BattleCorp wrote: »

Ethnic minority?

the person posting or the person it refers to?

BattleCorp · 21-07-2019 11:29AM

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

the person posting or the person it refers to?

The author of that literary masterpiece.

mackeire · 21-07-2019 12:09PM

I am sick of doing everything I can for some people and all the do is walk all over me and treat me like pice of ****. Think the are doing no wrong ****ing with people head

mackeire · 21-07-2019 12:09PM

I am sick of doing everything I can for some people and all the do is walk all over me and treat me like pice of ****. Think the are doing no wrong ****ing with people head

RhubarbCrumble · 21-07-2019 02:10PM

Schwanz wrote: »

"I walk into me house nd close me door and keep meself to meself"

I did a course earlier on this year with someone who insisted on taking over and telling us her whole life story and quoted this every.five.minutes! :mad:

I'm really curious if it was the same person now!

ohnonotgmail · 21-07-2019 08:16PM

BattleCorp wrote: »

The author of that literary masterpiece.

no, just not well educated if at all.

Gwen Cooper · 23-07-2019 11:39AM

Sum people really make me laf my kid's got me and dey don't need No1 else!! Dey will always remember who was der 4 dem

From comments:
- ur a good mother hun xx
- tank's Hun same as urself ❤️❤️

AndrewJRenko · 26-07-2019 10:34PM

From one of the less gifted American cousins;

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Gwen Cooper · 31-07-2019 03:41PM

Summer is over look it's practically dark outside and it's not even 10pm yet oh Christmas oh Christmas tree however green your branches Deck the Halls with balls of Holly falalalalalalala tis the season to be joly and holy falalalalalalala LAST Xmas I gave heart but That Day you gave it away this year to save me from tears I'll give it to someone else a very merry Xmas and a happy 2020 I hope I be getting engaged and married next year to the guy that lives in Galway we wish you Merry Xmas we wish we a merry Xmas we ye a merry Xmas AND BOOM COMON 2020

Hotblack Desiato · 31-07-2019 03:56PM

Jeebus wept.

SusieBlue · 31-07-2019 03:59PM

I unfortunately also came across the above post/status by @Gwen and can confirm its legit and true

tea and coffee · 31-07-2019 04:53PM

WTF is that?! It's July!

Hector Savage · 31-07-2019 05:17PM

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Summer is over look it's practically dark outside and it's not even 10pm yet oh Christmas oh Christmas tree however green your branches Deck the Halls with balls of Holly falalalalalalala tis the season to be joly and holy falalalalalalala LAST Xmas I gave heart but That Day you gave it away this year to save me from tears I'll give it to someone else a very merry Xmas and a happy 2020 I hope I be getting engaged and married next year to the guy that lives in Galway we wish you Merry Xmas we wish we a merry Xmas we ye a merry Xmas AND BOOM COMON 2020

Scoundrel · 01-08-2019 01:24PM

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Summer is over look it's practically dark outside and it's not even 10pm yet oh Christmas oh Christmas tree however green your branches Deck the Halls with balls of Holly falalalalalalala tis the season to be joly and holy falalalalalalala LAST Xmas I gave heart but That Day you gave it away this year to save me from tears I'll give it to someone else a very merry Xmas and a happy 2020 I hope I be getting engaged and married next year to the guy that lives in Galway we wish you Merry Xmas we wish we a merry Xmas we ye a merry Xmas AND BOOM COMON 2020

If you listen closely you can hear all Galway men running for cover i assume she means she gave head last christmas

Gwen Cooper · 01-08-2019 01:51PM

Scoundrel wrote: »

If you listen closely you can hear all Galway men running for cover i assume she means she gave head last christmas

From my understanding, based on her other statuses, there's this guy in Galway, she's been talking to him for a while, I don't think they ever met. She's waiting for him to get a driving license so he can come to her and be with her. There was one status where she's bragging that her boyfriend will have a driving license and will drive her all over the island, that she has so many places to visit.

Stay tuned.

Deebles McBeebles · 01-08-2019 01:54PM

You just don't meet people like that in real life, thank Zuckerberg for Facebook.

aoh · 01-08-2019 06:11PM

Today is the first day of getting all dolled up for xxx Wedding! Today is the waxing day ðŸ˜± ðŸ˜Š!

Eeeeeww

RhubarbCrumble · 02-08-2019 05:42PM

everone pray my granda he 94 he not well it be days meyby ours now he in comma

Accompanied by a selfie next to an unconscious man!

marcbrophy · 02-08-2019 05:44PM

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

everone pray my granda he 94 he not well it be days meyby ours now he in comma

Accompanied by a selfie next to an unconscious man!

FFS :mad:

ArnoldJRimmer · 02-08-2019 06:32PM

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

everone pray my granda he 94 he not well it be days meyby ours now he in comma

Accompanied by a selfie next to an unconscious man!

Is it a problem with his colon?

SusieBlue · 02-08-2019 11:23PM

I despair

Purple Mountain · 02-08-2019 11:47PM

SusieBlue wrote: »

I despair

Ah you have to love the brass neck of some folk

Ted_YNWA · 03-08-2019 01:10AM

SusieBlue wrote:

I despair

Purple Mountain wrote:

Ah you have to love the brass neck of some folk

I'd reckon the profile is public too.

Easy for recruiter's background check.

It wasnt me123 · 03-08-2019 11:35AM

Ted_YNWA wrote: »

I'd reckon the profile is public too.

Easy for recruiter's background check.

I don't think this genius is going to worry any recruiter's background check - she's too busy pi**ing our tax euros against the wall to worry about looking for a job. Maybe her post should be sent to her local social welfare office.

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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