Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Chicken George

"aulaboys"
First time I've been stumped trying to decipher these posts...
Elbows sounds like it could fit there but thats shocking!

poster2525

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

aulaboys??

but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint.


All of my boys have gone rough?

ohnonotgmail

poster2525 wrote: »

but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint.


All of my boys have gone rough?

that doesn't make any sense either. I think it shall remain as a mystery for the ages.

SirGerryAdams

Maybe their aulboy as in father?

Big Nasty

SirGerryAdams wrote: »

Maybe their aulboy as in father?

No - their aulaboys gone ruff.

It's their dog! :pac:

Deebles McBeebles

js35 wrote: »

Sound like a child when i say this, i want to plastic the bottom presses n kick boards.
Will i use salatape or stapeler, ive never needed to do it before but my aulaboys gone ruff n the wood is gonna get ruint. Will the salatape tear the paper off the presses

So the poster is trying to protect the wood on their presses and kick boards from the "aulaboys" who have gone rough.....No, still have no idea.

On another note why the hell do they have paper on their presses?

SirGerryAdams

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

So the poster is trying to protect the wood on their presses and kick boards from the "aulaboys" who have gone rough.....No, still have no idea.

On another note why the hell do they have paper on their presses?

Could be the type of manufactured wooden types that would peel off the outside if you stuck something to it.

mikeymouse

aulaboys = veneer ,obviously.

Foweva Awone

"Last night spent 10 hours naas hospital a&e waiting they wer saying I might have pluresy took bloods and never came back I ask a few times and was told I don't know sorry , nass disgraceful not a cuppa in sight I walks out without my results , it was like a bar room all drunk"

I don't know, if you're well enough to be complaining about not getting a cuppa I'm not convinced you need A&E rather than a local GP.

ohnonotgmail

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"Last night spent 10 hours naas hospital a&e waiting they wer saying I might have pluresy took bloods and never came back I ask a few times and was told I don't know sorry , nass disgraceful not a cuppa in sight I walks out without my results , it was like a bar room all drunk"

I don't know, if you're well enough to be complaining about not getting a cuppa I'm not convinced you need A&E rather than a local GP.

if she is well enough to complain about a cuppa it most likely wasn't pleurisy. that makes breathing painful.

AndrewJRenko

Genius

https://twitter.com/BeachyHeadCrew/status/1138202845621182470?s=19

ohnonotgmail

that is simultaneously very mean and very funny.

knucklehead6

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

that is simultaneously very mean and very funny.

Schrödingers Status

krustydoyle

There's someone raffling off a Pug pup on my homepage.. 20 quid a ticket and winner is determined by the bonus ball in the lotto..

job seeker

Posted on a local Buy & Sell page

Whats going on to day this lady was selling a lawnmower and i comment on her page and private text h


Shouldn't have to do this but i text a lady today about a lawnmower because she was selling it so i comment on it and private text her so she told me she was selling it for her neighbour and she get back to me that was grand and when i check see did she get back but when i did she block me why i dont get it

Eh what?

Deebles McBeebles

krustydoyle wrote: »

There's someone raffling off a Pug pup on my homepage.. 20 quid a ticket and winner is determined by the bonus ball in the lotto..

Seriously? Some f*cking people.

SusieBlue

Dem young offenders are ignorant counts ___ and me went up ta um for a pic and they goes stand back I said fuk yourself only in Ireland not dat famous at all didn't go down well I wouldn't beg no one for a pitchuer dare only 2 young fellas rant ovr hAHaha #Fuktheofenders hahah

Deebles McBeebles

Approx how old would you say the poster is, Susie? Just curious.

CrankyHaus

SusieBlue wrote: »

Dem young offenders are ignorant counts ___ and me went up ta um for a pic and they goes stand back I said fuk yourself only in Ireland not dat famous at all didn't go down well I wouldn't beg no one for a pitchuer dare only 2 young fellas rant ovr hAHaha #Fuktheofenders hahah

That's the problem with Counts, their nobility goes to their head and they become so ignorant towards the little people.

SusieBlue

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Approx how old would you say the poster is, Susie? Just curious.

28 with two kids The person whose name I blanked out is his partner who was with him when the transgression occurred.

Deebles McBeebles

SusieBlue wrote: »

28 with two kids The person whose name I blanked out is his partner who was with him when the transgression occurred.

I really thought you were going to reply something like 16 :eek:

mikeymouse

SusieBlue wrote: »

28 with two kids The person whose name I blanked out is his partner who was with him when the transgression occurred.

At 28 you'd think they would know not to use double negatives

BandMember

FYP.

Deebles McBeebles wrote: »

Seriously? Some f*cking people morons.

Foweva Awone

I cannot make this one out at all.

"I want to say wat a all-day mention I feel so blessed we want from 10am too 5pm I do believe anyone can do it it would be amazing for u hope u all have a gngb sleep well and dream big I would say u be on that pink c come"

emeldc

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I cannot make this one out at all.

"I want to say wat a all-day mention I feel so blessed we want from 10am too 5pm I do believe anyone can do it it would be amazing for u hope u all have a gngb sleep well and dream big I would say u be on that pink c come"

I want to say what an all day marathon. I feel so blessed. We went from 10am to 5pm. I do believe anyone can do it. It would be amazing for you. I hope you all have a good night and god bless. Sleep well and dream big. I would say you’ll be on that (not a fuggin’ clue what “pink c come’ is)

Foweva Awone

emeldc wrote: »

I want to say what an all day marathon. I feel so blessed. We went from 10am to 5pm. I do believe anyone can do it. It would be amazing for you. I hope you all have a good night and god bless. Sleep well and dream big. I would say you’ll be on that (not a fuggin’ clue what “pink c come’ is)

The thing is quite a few people "liked" it, so they seem to know what she's talking about!

mikeymouse

emeldc wrote: »

I want to say what an all day marathon. I feel so blessed. We went from 10am to 5pm. I do believe anyone can do it. It would be amazing for you. I hope you all have a good night and god bless. Sleep well and dream big. I would say you’ll be on that (not a fuggin’ clue what “pink c come’ is)

Pink concert maybe? on next week.

corner of hells

Foweva Awone wrote: »

I cannot make this one out at all.

"I want to say wat a all-day mention I feel so blessed we want from 10am too 5pm I do believe anyone can do it it would be amazing for u hope u all have a gngb sleep well and dream big I would say u be on that pink c come"

Either a gang bang or some sort religious event .

Shemale

corner of hells wrote: »

Either a gang bang or some sort religious event .

Either way someone will miraculously end up pregnant

corner of hells

Shemale wrote: »

Either way someone will miraculously end up pregnant

And that is how we get our " little angles".