Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

Hotblack Desiato · 11-10-2018 10:59AM

rawn wrote: »

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155652871711954&id=578856953

THE COMMENTS

Can you share for those of us not on faecebook?

Paddy Cow · 11-10-2018 01:04PM

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Can you share for those of us not on faecebook?

It's basically this. A really simple meme that's a joke that quite a lot of people don't get. It's like an idiot detector :pac:

SusieBlue · 12-10-2018 12:23PM

God he's some shovenist did he marry her for her looks or for love

Under an article about a man offering his partner money to lose weight. I think he means chauvinist.

Martina1991 · 13-10-2018 02:10PM

"Michael D is a gerry actric".

:rolleyes:

Guy:Incognito · 13-10-2018 02:44PM

Martina1991 wrote: »

"Michael D is a gerry actric".

:rolleyes:

At least he's not a Gerry artic. I'm picturing some sort of Gerry Adams/truck hybrid.

RhubarbCrumble · 13-10-2018 03:03PM

Martina1991 wrote: »

"Michael D is a gerry actric".

:rolleyes:

Tell them Dev was 84 when re-elected on his second term.

QuintusFabius · 13-10-2018 03:09PM

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Tell them Dev was 84 when re-elected on his second term.

I'm sure they'd know exactly who Eamon De Valera was !!

Gwen Cooper · 17-10-2018 11:41AM

did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards &#55357;&#56845; perfect name for my little angle

optogirl · 17-10-2018 11:50AM

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards �� perfect name for my little angle

Christ she hasn't even spelled it so that it makes sense. Have heard this name before. Awful.

inforfun · 17-10-2018 12:23PM

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards �� perfect name for my little angle

Why is it perfect? Because your little angle is also backwards?

That should start a bit of a discussion...

Pherekydes · 17-10-2018 04:58PM

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards �� perfect name for my little angle

There should be a special register of baby names for people too stupid to simply spell a word backwards.

"Just pick one. Any one."

coolhull · 17-10-2018 09:23PM

"THIS IS NOT A SCAM:

if you are over eighteen and looking to make anything from €300 - €700 per week......

Get a fu*kin' job!!!

THIS IS NOT A SCAM...."

I love these sensible posts.

Gwen Cooper · 18-10-2018 04:16PM

Certain homeless mother of 7 on her income of over 50k a year:

So this is wat they do wen u shame them by telling the truth �� I stick by wat i said and i dont expect anything from this goverment. Do they really think that a fiver is gonna make much of a differnce? What have the done to change the housing crises? Nuting thats wat nutin coz there not capeable of changing it. They dont wanna change it. So cllr paddy mc sh*t i call ya ur good for nothing and the people u work for are good for nothing!!!

RhubarbCrumble · 18-10-2018 07:24PM

fedders aphere when angles are nere

Lady Haywire · 18-10-2018 08:19PM

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

fedders aphere when angles are nere

Christ i'm out of practice, that took me WAY too long :pac:

RhubarbCrumble · 18-10-2018 08:26PM

Lady Haywire wrote: »

Christ i'm out of practice, that took me WAY too long :pac:

I have to admit I struggled myself for a minute!

Paddy Cow · 18-10-2018 08:31PM

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Certain homeless mother of 7 on her income of over 50k a year:

LOL

i dont expect anything from this goverment.

Foweva Awone · 18-10-2018 08:40PM

"Bitches will not like my baby picture on my page but LOVE it on my baby daddy page ... smh that's the same baby!" followed by several emojis.

Seriously who has the time, never mind the inclination, to go noticing these things.

Paddy Cow · 18-10-2018 10:00PM

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"Bitches will not like my baby picture on my page but LOVE it on my baby daddy page ... smh that's the same baby!" followed by several emojis.

Seriously who has the time, never mind the inclination, to go noticing these things.

I had to read it a couple of times before I got it. Is she seriously bitching that her baby's pictures got more like on Daddy's page than Mum's?

Foweva Awone · 18-10-2018 10:36PM

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I had to read it a couple of times before I got it. Is she seriously bitching that her baby's pictures got more like on Daddy's page than Mum's?

That's how I interpreted it yeah!

Paddy Cow · 19-10-2018 10:24AM

Foweva Awone wrote: »

That's how I interpreted it yeah!

For the love of the flying spaghetti monster :rolleyes:

It wasnt me123 · 21-10-2018 09:11PM

Lady Haywire wrote: »

Christ i'm out of practice, that took me WAY too long :pac:

WTF is fedders? Is it feathers?

Lady Haywire · 21-10-2018 09:19PM

It wasnt me123 wrote: »

WTF is fedders? Is it feathers?

Yep! "Feathers appear when angels are near" :pac:

Gwen Cooper · 23-10-2018 09:03AM

Under an article titled 'Dublin man jailed for five years for IRA membership':

Comment 1: but if ur a pidofile the judge will give u a suspended sentence ?
Comment 2: Yep dats the way dis fcuked up country works nw tryna get rid of any1 that will stand up to dem

RhubarbCrumble · 23-10-2018 11:40PM

Not a post as such, but a friend of a friend on FB has just called her baby "Suetlanna". I can only imagine it's supposed to be "Svetlana" (she's Irish by the way) but God help that poor child!

elvis83 · 24-10-2018 07:17AM

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Not a post as such, but a friend of a friend on FB has just called her baby "Suetlanna". I can only imagine it's supposed to be "Svetlana" (she's Irish by the way) but God help that poor child!

That's just... I mean... Jesus wept.

This thread really depresses me

purpleisafruit · 24-10-2018 07:17AM

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Not a post as such, but a friend of a friend on FB has just called her baby "Suetlanna". I can only imagine it's supposed to be "Svetlana" (she's Irish by the way) but God help that poor child!

It's an Irish name meaning full of suet

Hector Savage · 24-10-2018 09:16AM

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

fedders aphere when angles are nere

I'll need a translation

.... appear when angels are near.

Fedders ???

ohnonotgmail · 24-10-2018 09:18AM

Hector Savage wrote: »

I'll need a translation

.... appear when angels are near.

Fedders ???

feathers

Hector Savage · 24-10-2018 09:20AM

Sorry, a few posts down I did see it.
I'm bekomin lik de dopes dat bleedin post on da facebuke n bad grammer n dat

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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