Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

The Crowman

Let's protest a man who stopped us fighting in ww3. Who stopped TTP. Who is fighting human trafficking and pedophiles. Yes let's get together and be brainwashed by the mainstream media. Clowns!

sligojoek

Infernum

coolhull wrote: »

"Furst day in cresh 4 mi liddle angle. Mi hart is broke"

Accompanied by eighteen photos of her 'liddle angle'
Let's hope that spelling is on the curriculum.

The most frustrating thing is that I have a handful of people on my friends list that type exactly like this.

heretothere

AndrewJRenko wrote: »

That's special for sure.

I blame the Kardashians. Seriously, there is a generation of mostly females who think that this is a 'normal' lifestyle, or something that can reasonably be aspired to.

I found that page after reading about it here. They are called a 'shaming page' but wow they are sensitive!! They were talking about a certain sector of Irish people who may or may not have been referred to as 'tinkers' in the past. I said that really isn't the worst thing they are called. I was called a racist and banned before I could even say anything!!!

Gwen Cooper

In loving Memory of My Liddle Angle <name> That wasn't with us For 5 Years That I wish yhu was Ere With yhur Rest of the Family bt Lord Take yhu In His Arms ;"( Yhur in a Better Plc Baby Sister loveyhu Nd missyhu ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Yhur nt forgetting ;""( yhur in My Heart Baby Sis ♥♥♥

bobbysands81

It wasnt me123 wrote: »

I've now joined that FB page - its hilarious, there are loads of them equally nuts. I haven't stopped laughing since I joined.

What is the Facebook page called?

ohnonotgmail

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

In loving Memory of My Liddle Angle <name> That wasn't with us For 5 Years That I wish yhu was Ere With yhur Rest of the Family bt Lord Take yhu In His Arms ;"( Yhur in a Better Plc Baby Sister loveyhu Nd missyhu ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Yhur nt forgetting ;""( yhur in My Heart Baby Sis ♥♥♥

what i find fascinating about that is that it is consistently wrong. they really do believe that you and your are spelt yhu and yhur.

heretothere

bobbysands81 wrote: »

What is the Facebook page called?

That's it, I'm wedding shaming

Fair funny but keep your trap shut on things that Americans don't understand or they'll ban you! I actually am annoyed they called me racist for saying they get called worse things then tinkers anyway it was fun whilst it lasted.

wyrn

heretothere wrote: »

That's it, I'm wedding shaming

Fair funny but keep your trap shut on things that Americans don't understand or they'll ban you! I actually am annoyed they called me racist for saying they get called worse things then tinkers anyway it was fun whilst it lasted.

There's two, that's the original one and now there's "thats it, i'm wedding shaming (non ban-happy edition)"

heretothere

wyrn wrote: »

There's two, that's the original one and now there's "thats it, i'm wedding shaming (non ban-happy edition)"

I've joined that one now it doesn't seem to be quite as good. Although maybe the 'shine' is wearing off. Only so many trashy weddings you can take!! Some of them are unreal though!

It wasnt me123

heretothere wrote: »

I've joined that one now it doesn't seem to be quite as good. Although maybe the 'shine' is wearing off. Only so many trashy weddings you can take!! Some of them are unreal though!

I agree, I'm about all trashy wedding out at this stage.

What i can gather that it is poor americans, marrying very young, with no money to pay for it and then trying to get their guests to pay for everything - but not wedding clothes - denim seems to be the choice fabric here. Its nuts

"ASS TA LA VEES TA BABY!"

followed by a pic of Arnie wearing a Limerick GAA jersey with the capton, "I told you we'd be back".

Gimme A Pound

Those fecking "Back in my day..." copy and paste or share jobs listing the things they did as kids which children still do today - and they can be shared by people who were born in the damn 90s!

The older generation ones are even worse - they have bits in them about how their mothers smoked and drank while pregnant and there was no e.coli. Awareness of health risks - tis just newfangled pc nonsense!

Ted_YNWA

I'd love to post.

Back the teachers were allowed to wallop students who couldn't spell.

Wanderer78

Ted_YNWA wrote:

Back the teachers were allowed to wallop students who couldn't spell.

Thankfully learning disabilities such as dyslexia didn't exist back then as they're just a new invention, they were just lazy kids

Ted_YNWA

Wanderer78 wrote:

Thankfully learning disabilities such as dyslexia didn't exist back then as they're just a new invention, they were just lazy kids

There is that, but to be spelling 80-90% incorrect is surely severely off the scale.

Plopsu

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

what i find fascinating about that is that it is consistently wrong. they really do believe that you and your are spelt yhu and yhur.

Perhaps they're calling the person "y'ho" and "y'hoor".

mikeymouse

Wanderer78 wrote: »

Thankfully learning disabilities such as dyslexia didn't exist back then as they're just a new invention, they were just lazy kids

Indeed , also Ciotógi were soon put right!

Wanderer78

mikeymouse wrote: »

Indeed , also Ciotógi were soon put right!

humble apologies, but my 'laziness' is getting in the way, Ciotógi?

Plopsu

Wanderer78 wrote: »

humble apologies, but my 'laziness' is getting in the way, Ciotógi?

Lefthanders.

Wanderer78

Plopsu wrote: »

Lefthanders.

i do indeed know some that were beaten because of this, lefthandism must be the work of the devil in some minds

PlaneSpeeking

Plopsu wrote: »

Lefthanders.

Yeah the joys of a nun tying your left hand behind your back and making you scrawl with your right!!!!

Citog and proud!!!!!!

Plopsu

Wanderer78 wrote: »

i do indeed know some that were beaten because of this, lefthandism must be the work of the devil in some minds

When I started school, my mother told them in no uncertain terms that there was to be none of that rubbish with me.

von Smallhausen

Wanderer78 wrote: »

mikeymouse wrote: »

Indeed , also Ciotógi were soon put right!

humble apologies, but my 'laziness' is getting in the way, Ciotógi?

Left handed people

kunst nugget

Wanderer78 wrote: »

i do indeed know some that were beaten because of this, lefthandism must be the work of the devil in some minds

Sinister comes from the latin 'left or on the left side' and supposedly being left handed is a negative in many cultures. My father is ambidextrous because he was originally left-handed and it was beaten out of him by the nuns that taught him.

Dexter is the opposite meaning 'right or on the right side' and the words associated with it, dexterity and dextrous are all about having skill and ability.

PlaneSpeeking

kunst nugget wrote: »

Sinister comes from the latin 'left or on the left side' and supposedly being left handed is a negative in many cultures. My father is ambidextrous because he was originally left-handed and it was beaten out of him by the nuns that taught him.

Dexter is the opposite meaning 'right or on the right side' and the words associated with it, dexterity and dextrous are all about having skill and ability.

I would love to go back 40 years to the nuns armed with the knowledge that Dexter is now a serial killer!!!!!

Fitz*

kunst nugget wrote: »

Sinister comes from the latin 'left or on the left side' and supposedly being left handed is a negative in many cultures. My father is ambidextrous because he was originally left-handed and it was beaten out of him by the nuns that taught him.

Dexter is the opposite meaning 'right or on the right side' and the words associated with it, dexterity and dextrous are all about having skill and ability.

Wanderer78 wrote: »

i do indeed know some that were beaten because of this, lefthandism must be the work of the devil in some minds

There is a theory that left handed people started off life in the womb as a twin and that they 'killed off' the other embryo - be it from taking all of the food and growing / stopping the other one from growing. Some left handed people have even said that they have found teeth in their shoulders belonging to the other fetus. All twins are exact opposites of each other - left hand & right hand so there is some substance to it.

Plopsu

FitzShane wrote: »

There is a theory that left handed people started off life in the womb as a twin and that they 'killed off' the other embryo - be it from taking all of the food and growing / stopping the other one from growing. Some left handed people have even said that they have found teeth in their shoulders belonging to the other fetus. All twins are exact opposites of each other - left hand & right hand so there is some substance to it.

Are you sure (or am I misunderstanding). I've just read that the opposite handedness (where one's left and one's right) runs at about 21%.
Maybe those guys started out as triplets :eek:

Hotblack Desiato

FitzShane wrote: »

All twins are exact opposites of each other - left hand & right hand so there is some substance to it.

What eejit told you that?

optogirl

FitzShane wrote: »

All twins are exact opposites of each other - left hand & right hand so there is some substance to it.

This is just not true