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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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Original thread here: http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2056238863

Last thread hit 10k posts so needed to be closed.

Remember, no personally identifiable information please and thanks.

Anyway, as you were

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Hotblack Desiato

rawn wrote: »

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=10155652871711954&id=578856953

THE COMMENTS

Can you share for those of us not on faecebook?

Paddy Cow

Hotblack Desiato wrote: »

Can you share for those of us not on faecebook?

It's basically this. A really simple meme that's a joke that quite a lot of people don't get. It's like an idiot detector :pac:

SusieBlue

God he's some shovenist did he marry her for her looks or for love

Under an article about a man offering his partner money to lose weight. I think he means chauvinist.

Martina1991

"Michael D is a gerry actric".

:rolleyes:

Guy:Incognito

Martina1991 wrote: »

"Michael D is a gerry actric".

:rolleyes:

At least he's not a Gerry artic. I'm picturing some sort of Gerry Adams/truck hybrid.

RhubarbCrumble

Martina1991 wrote: »

"Michael D is a gerry actric".

:rolleyes:

Tell them Dev was 84 when re-elected on his second term.

QuintusFabius

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Tell them Dev was 84 when re-elected on his second term.

I'm sure they'd know exactly who Eamon De Valera was !!

Gwen Cooper

did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards &#55357;&#56845; perfect name for my little angle

optogirl

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards �� perfect name for my little angle

Christ she hasn't even spelled it so that it makes sense. Have heard this name before. Awful.

inforfun

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards �� perfect name for my little angle

Why is it perfect? Because your little angle is also backwards?

That should start a bit of a discussion...

Pherekydes

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

did you ladies know that the baby name Navaeh is Heaven spelt backwards �� perfect name for my little angle

There should be a special register of baby names for people too stupid to simply spell a word backwards.

"Just pick one. Any one."

coolhull

"THIS IS NOT A SCAM:

if you are over eighteen and looking to make anything from €300 - €700 per week......

Get a fu*kin' job!!!

THIS IS NOT A SCAM...."

I love these sensible posts.

Gwen Cooper

Certain homeless mother of 7 on her income of over 50k a year:

So this is wat they do wen u shame them by telling the truth �� I stick by wat i said and i dont expect anything from this goverment. Do they really think that a fiver is gonna make much of a differnce? What have the done to change the housing crises? Nuting thats wat nutin coz there not capeable of changing it. They dont wanna change it. So cllr paddy mc sh*t i call ya ur good for nothing and the people u work for are good for nothing!!!

RhubarbCrumble

fedders aphere when angles are nere

Lady Haywire

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

fedders aphere when angles are nere

Christ i'm out of practice, that took me WAY too long :pac:

RhubarbCrumble

Lady Haywire wrote: »

Christ i'm out of practice, that took me WAY too long :pac:

I have to admit I struggled myself for a minute!

Paddy Cow

Gwen Cooper wrote: »

Certain homeless mother of 7 on her income of over 50k a year:

LOL

i dont expect anything from this goverment.

Foweva Awone

"Bitches will not like my baby picture on my page but LOVE it on my baby daddy page ... smh that's the same baby!" followed by several emojis.

Seriously who has the time, never mind the inclination, to go noticing these things.

Paddy Cow

Foweva Awone wrote: »

"Bitches will not like my baby picture on my page but LOVE it on my baby daddy page ... smh that's the same baby!" followed by several emojis.

Seriously who has the time, never mind the inclination, to go noticing these things.

I had to read it a couple of times before I got it. Is she seriously bitching that her baby's pictures got more like on Daddy's page than Mum's?

Foweva Awone

Paddy Cow wrote: »

I had to read it a couple of times before I got it. Is she seriously bitching that her baby's pictures got more like on Daddy's page than Mum's?

That's how I interpreted it yeah!

Paddy Cow

Foweva Awone wrote: »

That's how I interpreted it yeah!

For the love of the flying spaghetti monster :rolleyes:

It wasnt me123

Lady Haywire wrote: »

Christ i'm out of practice, that took me WAY too long :pac:

WTF is fedders? Is it feathers?

Lady Haywire

It wasnt me123 wrote: »

WTF is fedders? Is it feathers?

Yep! "Feathers appear when angels are near" :pac:

Gwen Cooper

Under an article titled 'Dublin man jailed for five years for IRA membership':

Comment 1: but if ur a pidofile the judge will give u a suspended sentence ?
Comment 2: Yep dats the way dis fcuked up country works nw tryna get rid of any1 that will stand up to dem

RhubarbCrumble

Not a post as such, but a friend of a friend on FB has just called her baby "Suetlanna". I can only imagine it's supposed to be "Svetlana" (she's Irish by the way) but God help that poor child!

elvis83

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Not a post as such, but a friend of a friend on FB has just called her baby "Suetlanna". I can only imagine it's supposed to be "Svetlana" (she's Irish by the way) but God help that poor child!

That's just... I mean... Jesus wept.

This thread really depresses me

purpleisafruit

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

Not a post as such, but a friend of a friend on FB has just called her baby "Suetlanna". I can only imagine it's supposed to be "Svetlana" (she's Irish by the way) but God help that poor child!

It's an Irish name meaning full of suet

Hector Savage

RhubarbCrumble wrote: »

fedders aphere when angles are nere

I'll need a translation

.... appear when angels are near.

Fedders ???

ohnonotgmail

Hector Savage wrote: »

I'll need a translation

.... appear when angels are near.

Fedders ???

feathers

Hector Savage

Sorry, a few posts down I did see it.
I'm bekomin lik de dopes dat bleedin post on da facebuke n bad grammer n dat