Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

P.C. · 21-10-2016 10:55pm

I will have a long neck bottle, so.

Steve · 21-10-2016 11:06pm

Think we need some of these.. guaranteed to be sterile!

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P.C. · 21-10-2016 11:14pm

Thank you.

Anymore?

I have to practice for tomorrow, a few games to watch on the telly.

Steve · 21-10-2016 11:32pm

Oh yeah,...

Will be watching some quality rugby as well tomorrow as well as seeing Leinster win on Sunday!

Poor Uncle Tom · 22-10-2016 8:22am

Steve wrote: »

Oh yeah,...

Will be watching some quality rugby as well tomorrow as well as seeing Leinster win on Sunday!

Yeah, but you should follow a real team.....::p

P.C. · 22-10-2016 11:39am

I would wear a Munster top today if I had one.

So, I will have to wear an Ireland top.

Steve · 23-10-2016 11:51pm

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Yeah, but you should follow a real team.....::p

Hands up, they were as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike today..:mad:

Poor Uncle Tom · 24-10-2016 8:06am

Steve wrote: »

Hands up, they were as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike today..:mad:

I was disappointed at their performance myself, tbh, I thought they'd walk it after their big win over Castres, or at least give a better account, but there's still time.

Steve · 27-03-2017 12:24am

This thread has a lot to answer for.

I met a BGRH brother at a wedding yesterday (Saturday), We were still going strong at 6 in the morning.

I am broken.

OldGoat · 27-03-2017 9:25am

You shagged a Brother at a wedding?!?! Euuuuweh, weddings. Blergh.

Steve · 28-03-2017 3:25am

Definitely no Brother shagging, the wimmins were there..

The even made sandwiches in the early hours, just like the old days

OldGoat · 28-03-2017 8:48am

The old days taste like nostalgic sammichs and bacon.

ChewChew · 05-04-2017 8:54pm

Steve wrote: »

This thread has a lot to answer for.

I met a BGRH brother at a wedding yesterday (Saturday), We were still going strong at 6 in the morning.

I am broken.

Not just any old wedding either!!!

Steve wrote: »

Definitely no Brother shagging, the wimmins were there..

The even made sandwiches in the early hours, just like the old days

You're welcome

Steve · 05-04-2017 8:57pm

It was certainly one to remember

Now get back into the kitchen where you belong..! :pac:

*best wedding evar

DenMan · 08-04-2017 6:10pm

What a beautiful sunny day it is!

Beers for all!

How's everybody?

Steve · 08-04-2017 9:02pm

Jaysus, they look soo good Den.

The Specialist · 19-05-2017 9:58pm

*A mysterious stranger enters the bar, wearing silky smooth neon jacket*

Evening brethren

OldGoat · 30-08-2018 9:22am

Am having a crappy day and the day has only started. If I had a bottle in the office I'd be lacing my coffee right now. In an effort to to give myself a modicum of respite I've wandered back into the oul' local and have some large bottles of stout, off the shelf. And a sammich. Toasted.

DenMan · 30-08-2018 10:06am

OldGoat wrote: »

Am having a crappy day and the day has only started. If I had a bottle in the office I'd be lacing my coffee right now. In an effort to to give myself a modicum of respite I've wandered back into the oul' local and have some large bottles of stout, off the shelf. And a sammich. Toasted.

Good morning OG

Hope you're keeping well. Here you go my man!

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OldGoat · 30-08-2018 10:56am

Ahh, cheers Den.
/Scrapes fungus off the meat then snarfels the meat and bread.
Soakage!

patrickc · 02-09-2018 11:28pm

do I hear beer flowing?

OldGoat · 03-09-2018 8:35am

Ye might wanna dust off that stool before you sit on it.
I bet if this place had a disco ball the regulars would come flooding back.

Steve · 03-09-2018 8:18pm

OldGoat wrote: »

Ye might wanna dust off that stool before you sit on it.
I bet if this place had a disco ball the regulars would come flooding back.

There's one in the cellar covered in cobwebs, not sure I'm brave enough to go down there given the resident hasn't been fed in years...

The Specialist · 03-09-2018 8:48pm

Great to see some life in this place again

a pint whenever ye are ready please!

Steve · 03-09-2018 8:54pm

Here you go..

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On the house..

The Specialist · 03-09-2018 9:25pm

Steve wrote: »

Here you go..

On the house..

Pure Nectar, cheers Steve

OldGoat · 04-09-2018 9:28am

/Quaffs mouthfuls of stout.
So the thing is, with the onset of a presidential election and wotnot, should we elect to be the titular head of our country, a lead guitarist and singer from a band called 'The Bogey Boys'?

ChewChew · 07-09-2018 9:27pm

Beer me, please.

juke · 07-09-2018 9:40pm

ChewChew · 07-09-2018 9:45pm

juke wrote: »

Ok, that'll do.

Steve · 07-09-2018 9:47pm

???

Is this ladies night or something?

The cheek of you two presuming you can run amok in here....

And you haven't even dusted the place....

juke · 07-09-2018 9:55pm

No way us wimmins could handle a job like that - there's all sorts growing behind the bar. Needs a mans touch.

It's ok, though, all tools are ready for your expertise

tabby aspreme · 07-09-2018 10:06pm

A few of these lads out of the cooler, for medicinal reasons of course

Steve · 07-09-2018 10:11pm

Ah now, back in my day, those were served warm...

Too cold and the head wouldn't congeal properly

ChewChew · 07-09-2018 10:13pm

I made the rasher sambos Steve so shup you!!

Steve · 07-09-2018 10:18pm

Pics or GTFO... :P

ChewChew · 07-09-2018 10:20pm

Steve wrote: »

Pics or GTFO... :P

We're too old (or out of the loop) for that nonsense:D

Steve · 07-09-2018 10:23pm

Apparently there are carnivores and herbivores..

/fumbles around under the grill...

Here yez go...

I'm a nom nom nomnivore..

The Specialist · 07-09-2018 10:43pm

Evening brethren!

ChewChew · 07-09-2018 10:44pm

That'll do Steve

Steve · 07-09-2018 10:53pm

cough cough cough splutter cough splutter cough....

Sorry, just opened the till and several moths flew out in a cloud of dust.

Apologies if the beer is a bit 'gamey' this evening.

See my previous post on the matter, still the same keg...

The Specialist wrote: »

Evening brethren!

Wait! a customer !! we are saved!!

Em, disregard my previous post about the beer, it's fine, it's one of these new fangled craft beers with cheese, honest!!

ChewChew · 07-09-2018 10:58pm

Any chance of another pint there Steve and would you mind sticking on the end of the mate late for me there. Good lad.

Steve · 07-09-2018 11:07pm

ChewChew wrote: »

Any chance of another pint there Steve and would you mind sticking on the end of the mate late for me there. Good lad.

From the staff barrell..

Steve · 07-09-2018 11:15pm

Sorry Chew, couldn't find the late late on the telly box, only thing it will let me play is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcH6zb6csE

It's stuck in some sort of time loop...

The Specialist · 07-09-2018 11:21pm

Pints still fresh as ever I see

Have we still got a snug?

Steve · 07-09-2018 11:28pm

The Specialist wrote: »

Pints still fresh as ever I see Have we still got a snug?

You sure you are old enough to be in here?

Wait.. you are paying cash...?

Of course there is a snug sir... What can I get you!

tonytiger81 · 07-09-2018 11:43pm

'Mere...Any bags of scampi left?

Steve · 07-09-2018 11:49pm

Loads, they're a bargain at €6.10, as new, still in the bag, haven't been used in years..

tonytiger81 · 08-09-2018 12:00am

Sure feck it, at this stage I need something to take away the dryness of the ale. 'Gis two sir

patrickc · 08-09-2018 12:58am

ohh beer me please barkeep

Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

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