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Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,523 ✭✭✭ DenMan


    Hello all!

    Hope you're all keeping well in these challenging times!

    *Orders round for the house*

    *Sips pint of beautiful red ale*


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 23,078 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Steve


    Bit early there Den... but hey, it's Friday...

    *reaches across bar and pours a Heineken*


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,263 ✭✭✭✭ Tom Dunne


    *peers up from trapdoor in the cellar*


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 23,078 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Steve


    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,673 ✭✭✭ juke


    /slinks in, leaves voluminous hat on/

    Any barbers about?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,263 ✭✭✭✭ Tom Dunne


    Not much call for barbers around these parts.


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,617 ✭✭✭✭ OldGoat


    /Looks at all the receding hairlines and raises a Spock like quizzical eyebrow art Duke

    A koala walks into a barber shop and hops up into the chair. He points to the excess fur that has grown around his ears and asks the barber...
    "Can eucalyptus?"

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users Posts: 7,523 ✭✭✭ DenMan


    Evening all!

    A pint of finest Smithwick's please.

    *Orders round for the house*

    How's everyone! :D


  • Moderators Posts: 24,662 ✭✭✭✭ ChewChew


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Not much call for barbers around these parts.

    Was there ever?


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,673 ✭✭✭ juke


    juke wrote: »
    /slinks in, leaves voluminous hat on/

    Any barbers about?
    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Not much call for barbers around these parts.

    Looks around/

    So I see, I’ll fit right in :D

    Pint pls

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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,263 ✭✭✭✭ Tom Dunne


    Apparently, my "It's five O'Clock somewhere" hat is not a valid reason for drinking at this hour.

    Though I did hear some wise words on the lockdown in another forum on this very site. When asked about drinking rules during lockdown, the following rules apply:

    "During the week: weekend rules apply. During the weekend, airport rules apply"

    So, what day is it?


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,617 ✭✭✭✭ OldGoat


    It's either Tuetober or Wedvember.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭ SlowMotion321


    Been away a long time, how is everyone?


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,523 ✭✭✭✭ Poor Uncle Tom


    SloMo!

    How the hell you dooin?


  • Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭ SlowMotion321


    SloMo!

    How the hell you dooin?

    Good thanks, this place hasn't changed much I see


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,523 ✭✭✭✭ Poor Uncle Tom


    It's been short a good barman for a bit now ;)

    Anyone who wants to take on this place has an inch of dust to deal with........ just right.... cushions the pints


  • Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭ SlowMotion321


    Ahh those were the days, I'll have to think about that, only back online recently, am reaquainting myself with a lot of things


  • Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭ SlowMotion321


    Post count is all gone look like a complete noob


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,523 ✭✭✭ DenMan


    Afternoon all

    A pint of lovely Smithwicks please

    *Orders round for the house*

    How's tricks people? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭ SlowMotion321


    DenMan wrote: »
    Afternoon all

    A pint of lovely Smithwicks please

    *Orders round for the house*

    How's tricks people? :D

    "Dusts off ratty old apron"

    comin up enjoy


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,523 ✭✭✭ DenMan


    "Dusts off ratty old apron"

    comin up enjoy

    Good man, thanks a mill!

    How's things with yourself?

    *sips lovely pint*


  • Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭ SlowMotion321


    All good here no complaints, yourself?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,523 ✭✭✭ DenMan


    All good here no complaints, yourself?

    Glad to hear it. All good here too! Throw us on another one please.

    *gulps ale*


  • Registered Users Posts: 415 ✭✭ SlowMotion321


    DenMan wrote: »
    Glad to hear it. All good here too! Throw us on another one please.

    *gulps ale*

    just like old times, here you go!


  • Registered Users Posts: 653 ✭✭✭ DarkJager21


    **A blinding light enters the dusty bar, followed by the glare of the silky green bouncer jacket**


    Seriously lads, my first post back on Boards and I return to a pub that's been closed since June 2020????? :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,523 ✭✭✭ DenMan


    Hello DJ. Welcome back! Have a nice cold beer my man. In facts beers for all.

    How are you keeping?


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