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  • Tom Dunne wrote: »
    Hmmmm

    Did you mean to say ham?




  • No. l meant Hmmmm.




  • Are you sure? Did you mean this?

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  • Are you sure? Did you mean this?

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    I get the feeling Tom may be considering revoking the license for this establishment due to lack of patrionage.....





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    Ham you say; hmmm?

    I am Sam

    I am Sam
    Sam I am

    That Sam-I-am
    That Sam-I-am!
    I do not like
    that Sam-I-am

    Do you like
    green eggs and ham

    I do not like them,
    Sam-I-am.
    I do not like
    green eggs and ham.

    Would you like them
    Here or there?

    I would not like them
    here or there.
    I would not like them
    anywhere.
    I do not like
    green eggs and ham.
    I do not like them,
    Sam-I-am

    Would you like them
    in a house?
    Would you like them
    with a mouse?

    I do not like them
    in a house.
    I do not like them
    with a mouse.
    I do not like them
    here or there.
    I do not like them
    anywhere.
    I do not like green eggs and ham.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


    Would you eat them
    in a box?
    Would you eat them
    with a fox?

    Not in a box.
    Not with a fox.
    Not in a house.
    Not with a mouse.
    I would not eat them here or there.
    I would not eat them anywhere.
    I would not eat green eggs and ham.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

    Would you? Could you?
    in a car?
    Eat them! Eat them!
    Here they are.

    I would not ,
    could not,
    in a car

    You may like them.
    You will see.
    You may like them
    in a tree?
    d not in a tree.
    I would not, could not in a tree.
    Not in a car! You let me be.

    I do not like them in a box.
    I do not like them with a fox
    I do not like them in a house
    I do mot like them with a mouse
    I do not like them here or there.
    I do not like them anywhere.
    I do not like green eggs and ham.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.

    A train! A train!
    A train! A train!
    Could you, would you
    on a train?

    Not on a train! Not in a tree!
    Not in a car! Sam! Let me be!
    I would not, could not, in a box.
    I could not, would not, with a fox.
    I will not eat them with a mouse
    I will not eat them in a house.
    I will not eat them here or there.
    I will not eat them anywhere.
    I do not like them, Sam-I-am.


    Say!
    In the dark?
    Here in the dark!
    Would you, could you, in the dark?

    I would not, could not,
    in the dark.

    Would you, could you,
    in the rain?

    I would not, could not, in the rain.
    Not in the dark. Not on a train,
    Not in a car, Not in a tree.
    I do not like them, Sam, you see.
    Not in a house. Not in a box.
    Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.
    I will not eat them here or there.
    I do not like them anywhere!

    You do not like
    green eggs and ham?

    I do not
    like them,
    Sam-I-am.

    Could you, would you,
    with a goat?

    I would not,
    could not.
    with a goat!

    Would you, could you,
    on a boat?

    I could not, would not, on a boat.
    I will not, will not, with a goat.
    I will not eat them in the rain.
    I will not eat them on a train.
    Not in the dark! Not in a tree!
    Not in a car! You let me be!
    I do not like them in a box.
    I do not like them with a fox.
    I will not eat them in a house.
    I do not like them with a mouse.
    I do not like them here or there.
    I do not like them ANYWHERE!

    I do not like
    green eggs
    and ham!

    I do not like them,
    Sam-I-am.

    You do not like them.
    SO you say.
    Try them! Try them!
    And you may.
    Try them and you may I say.

    Sam!
    If you will let me be,
    I will try them.
    You will see.

    Say!
    I like green eggs and ham!
    I do!! I like them, Sam-I-am!
    And I would eat them in a boat!
    And I would eat them with a goat...
    And I will eat them in the rain.
    And in the dark. And on a train.
    And in a car. And in a tree.
    They are so good so good you see!

    So I will eat them in a box.
    And I will eat them with a fox.
    And I will eat them in a house.
    And I will eat them with a mouse.
    And I will eat them here and there.
    Say! I will eat them ANYWHERE!

    I do so like
    green eggs and ham!
    Thank you!
    Thank you,
    Sam-I-am


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  • restore the sanity and beer me please




  • patrickc wrote: »
    restore the sanity and beer me please

    Lager cocktail on ice I believe is the correct expression:pac:

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  • Lager cocktail on ice I believe is the correct expression:pac:

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    Blasphemy!!! :D




  • I needs beers!!




  • Evenin! *sips pint*


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  • DarkJager wrote: »
    Evenin! *sips pint*

    Morning DJ

    We must have all fell asleep last night!:D

    How are things my man!

    *Sips morning Earl Grey*




  • I know it's too early for a drink, so I'll just have a large glass of red wine please.

    actually, It's nearly 2 o clock, where did the day go.

    I'll have a large whiskey.




  • It's 5 o clock somewhere.

    Beer me.




  • *Hands drinks to Mickey and Tom*

    Hello gents! How are things? :)

    *Sips lovely pint*




  • All good here. How's things with you? Long time, no hear.




  • Cheers D-Man.
    Drink in hand, rugby on the box. Happy days.




  • It's been a while Tom. Back in work after the summer hols! Nice to be back! How's yourself my man!

    *Sips morning tea*




  • DenMan wrote: »
    It's been a while Tom. Back in work after the summer hols! Nice to be back! How's yourself my man!

    *Sips morning tea*

    It's tomorrow already?:eek: but, but, I haven't slept yet:(




  • Monday night is craft beer night \o/




  • Just in the door from work!

    Beer please!

    Evening all! :D


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  • DenMan wrote: »
    Just in the door from work!

    Beer please!

    Evening all! :D

    I thought you were the barman. I've been sitting here waiting for you.




  • I thought you were the barman. I've been sitting here waiting for you.

    Haha! No! I don't think we have a barman here these days! More of a self service! :D

    What would you like?




  • Anything wet and alcoholic :D




  • DenMan wrote: »
    Haha! No! I don't think we have a barman here these days!
    SlowMo quit on us...and the wimmins are revolting in the kitchen. Haven't seen a decent rasher sammich in ages.
    /Nabs a large bottle of stout from the shelf.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.





  • That's harsh. I find them quite cute.




  • Cute or not there's still no sign of NYOMage.

    /Drools a little at the thoughts of a rasher sammich
    /Contemplates eating the dreaded King Salt&Vinegar in a hunger induced bout of insanity
    /Inadvertently sparks off the Tayto Vs. King debate
    /Uses "/" too much

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.





  • OldGoat wrote: »
    Cute or not there's still no sign of NYOMage.

    /Drools a little at the thoughts of a rasher sammich
    /Contemplates eating the dreaded King Salt&Vinegar in a hunger induced bout of insanity
    /Inadvertently sparks off the Tayto Vs. King debate
    /Uses "/" too much

    A reflection of the times,

    No bar staff, revolting wimmins, men talking to themselves......:-)




  • There you go boys! Get them into ya! Chicago style! :D

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    *sips morning tea*




  • OldGoat wrote: »
    SlowMo quit on us...and the wimmins are revolting in the kitchen. Haven't seen a decent rasher sammich in ages.
    /Nabs a large bottle of stout from the shelf.

    I could make you an indecent rasher sammich if you want.


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  • I'm now torn between the longing for a sammich and intriguing thoughts of what an indecent rasher might be.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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