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Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭✭ trout
    Pastor of Muppets


    *wanders in*

    *examines till*

    Eh ... what happened to the till? It's empty :confused:


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,213 ✭✭✭✭ Tom Dunne
    Comfortably numb


    Honour system?


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭✭ trout
    Pastor of Muppets


    I'm sure we used to deal with cold hard cash.

    *squints at Tom Dunne*

    Are you sure you dealt with Mr. Herboglovski?


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,213 ✭✭✭✭ Tom Dunne
    Comfortably numb


    His name is mud around here.

    Last I heard, he was running a cattery in Lithuania.

    And yes, I did.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭✭ trout
    Pastor of Muppets


    *pats empty pockets*

    Have you ever seen a white eared elephant?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,213 ✭✭✭✭ Tom Dunne
    Comfortably numb


    That elephant must live in either a very cold climate, or where the trees are very low hanging.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭✭ trout
    Pastor of Muppets


    I think you are thinking of the pygmy shrew ... which has some similarities.


    Rodent-Short-eared_Elephant_Shrew-by_John_White.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,213 ✭✭✭✭ Tom Dunne
    Comfortably numb


    My mistake.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭✭ trout
    Pastor of Muppets


    *pats empty pockets again*


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,213 ✭✭✭✭ Tom Dunne
    Comfortably numb


    What's with the empty pockets?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,617 ✭✭✭✭ OldGoat
    Registered User


    Tom Dunne wrote: »
    What's with the empty pockets?
    It's the elephant in the room. We don't talk about it.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users Posts: 23,213 ✭✭✭✭ Tom Dunne
    Comfortably numb


    Ah, that explains the round footprints in the sawdust.


  • Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 21,492 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Agent Smith
    Did you enjoy the fuhrer's birthday?


    *falls in door*


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,213 ✭✭✭✭ Tom Dunne
    Comfortably numb


    Well, will you look at what the, em, elephant just dragged in.


  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭✭ trout
    Pastor of Muppets


    Where's my bar-stool ?


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,005 ✭✭✭✭ Toto Wolfcastle
    Up and at them


    trout wrote: »
    Where's my bar-stool ?

    I...improved it.

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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭✭ trout
    Pastor of Muppets


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,617 ✭✭✭✭ OldGoat
    Registered User


    /Installs barstool protection

    110604_buster.JPG

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭✭ trout
    Pastor of Muppets


    I once saw a man, in a bar, sneeze into a poodle.

    That's right ... he used a poodle as a hanky.

    True story. It was a Sunday, during Holy Hour.


  • Registered Users Posts: 44,080 ✭✭✭✭ Micky Dolenz
    Registered User


    Ah remember holy hour. Loved that. Sitting in a darkened pub drinking pints and praying. Good times.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 9,893 ✭✭✭✭ trout
    Pastor of Muppets


    Good times? Yes ... but not for poodles.


  • Registered Users Posts: 26,899 ✭✭✭✭ BBDBB
    Moderator


    That's ruff


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,681 ✭✭✭ patrickc
    Registered User


    ah great to see some familiar faces

    round of drinks on me

    I'll have a beer_31057.jpg


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,523 ✭✭✭✭ Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered User


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  • Registered Users Posts: 7,530 ✭✭✭ DenMan
    Registered User


    Guinness for Tom!

    Evening all!

    *Orders round for the house*


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,523 ✭✭✭✭ Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered User


    Good man Den, how's things...


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,530 ✭✭✭ DenMan
    Registered User


    Good man Den, how's things...

    Things are great Tom. Only a couple of weeks left in work until the summer holidays! Hope all is well with you! :)

    *Sips lovely pint*


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,523 ✭✭✭✭ Poor Uncle Tom
    Registered User


    Yeah, all is very good right now. I'll be taking a couple of days off this week myself to just relax and catch up on a bit of this n that....


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,711 ✭✭✭ C.K Dexter Haven


    This thread needs a coctail:whiskey_sour.jpg


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  • Registered Users Posts: 23,213 ✭✭✭✭ Tom Dunne
    Comfortably numb


    Hmmmm


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