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Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 23,078 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Steve


    ???

    Is this ladies night or something?

    The cheek of you two presuming you can run amok in here....

    And you haven't even dusted the place....

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,673 ✭✭✭ juke


    No way us wimmins could handle a job like that - there's all sorts growing behind the bar. Needs a mans touch.

    It's ok, though, all tools are ready for your expertise :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,467 ✭✭✭ tabby aspreme


    A few of these lads out of the cooler, for medicinal reasons of course


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 23,078 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Steve


    Ah now, back in my day, those were served warm...

    Too cold and the head wouldn't congeal properly :D


  • Moderators Posts: 24,662 ✭✭✭✭ ChewChew


    I made the rasher sambos Steve so shup you!! :D


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 23,078 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Steve


    Pics or GTFO... :P


  • Moderators Posts: 24,662 ✭✭✭✭ ChewChew


    Steve wrote: »
    Pics or GTFO... :P

    We're too old (or out of the loop) for that nonsense:D


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 23,078 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Steve


    Apparently there are carnivores and herbivores..

    /fumbles around under the grill...

    Here yez go...

    I'm a nom nom nomnivore..

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,539 The Specialist


    Evening brethren! :)


  • Moderators Posts: 24,662 ✭✭✭✭ ChewChew


    That'll do Steve


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  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 23,078 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Steve


    cough cough cough splutter cough splutter cough....

    Sorry, just opened the till and several moths flew out in a cloud of dust.

    Apologies if the beer is a bit 'gamey' this evening.

    See my previous post on the matter, still the same keg...
    Evening brethren! :)

    Wait! a customer !! we are saved!!

    Em, disregard my previous post about the beer, it's fine, it's one of these new fangled craft beers with cheese, honest!!

    :D


  • Moderators Posts: 24,662 ✭✭✭✭ ChewChew


    :D:D:D

    Any chance of another pint there Steve and would you mind sticking on the end of the mate late for me there. Good lad.


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 23,078 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Steve


    ChewChew wrote: »
    :D:D:D

    Any chance of another pint there Steve and would you mind sticking on the end of the mate late for me there. Good lad.

    Lovely-Pint-962x365.jpg

    From the staff barrell..


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 23,078 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Steve


    Sorry Chew, couldn't find the late late on the telly box, only thing it will let me play is this:



    It's stuck in some sort of time loop...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,539 The Specialist


    Pints still fresh as ever I see :D Have we still got a snug?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 23,078 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Steve


    Pints still fresh as ever I see :D Have we still got a snug?

    You sure you are old enough to be in here? :D

    Wait.. you are paying cash...?

    Of course there is a snug sir... What can I get you!


  • Registered Users Posts: 434 ✭✭ tonytiger81


    'Mere...Any bags of scampi left?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 23,078 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Steve


    Loads, they're a bargain at €6.10, as new, still in the bag, haven't been used in years..


  • Registered Users Posts: 434 ✭✭ tonytiger81


    Sure feck it, at this stage I need something to take away the dryness of the ale. 'Gis two sir


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,681 ✭✭✭ patrickc


    ohh beer me please barkeep


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,646 ✭✭✭ realitykeeper


    OldGoat wrote: »
    /Quaffs mouthfuls of stout.
    So the thing is, with the onset of a presidential election and wotnot, should we elect to be the titular head of our country, a lead guitarist and singer from a band called 'The Bogey Boys'?

    Everyone has a past. Why, I`ll bet Michael D had hair once upon a time.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,521 ✭✭✭ DenMan


    Afternoon all

    Pints for the house! How's everyone keeping? :)

    *sips lovely pint*

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  • Registered Users Posts: 14,523 ✭✭✭✭ Poor Uncle Tom


    One of each please and a bag of crisps, my good man!


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,521 ✭✭✭ DenMan


    One of each please and a bag of crisps, my good man!

    Here you go Tom. Enjoy!

    *Hands beer and crisps to Brother Tom*

    How's tricks?


  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 23,078 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Steve


    Nice to see a few regulars are at least still alive!


  • Registered Users Posts: 14,523 ✭✭✭✭ Poor Uncle Tom


    Cheers all, 'nother round?


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,681 ✭✭✭ patrickc


    Cheers all, 'nother round?

    none of that flat ****e though


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,617 ✭✭✭✭ OldGoat


    Steve wrote: »
    Apparently there are carnivores and herbivores..

    /fumbles around under the grill...

    Here yez go...

    I'm a nom nom nomnivore..

    Untitled-1.jpg
    Ahh now jaysus Steve, that's either the biggest box of rashers or it's a very very small pint. Small pints defy logic, incredulity and righteousness hence, ergo and QED it must be giant rashers. Huzzah!

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • Moderators, Category Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 23,078 CMod ✭✭✭✭ Steve


    *cough* *cough*

    Sorry, that's the dust in here...

    Anyone serving pints?

    <_<

    >_>

    Anyone here at all?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 12,617 ✭✭✭✭ OldGoat


    I'm not dead.
    /Checks.
    Yep. confirmed, still not dead.

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



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