Ladies and gentlemen, Yore Mas is now open under new management

Steve

???

Is this ladies night or something?

The cheek of you two presuming you can run amok in here....

And you haven't even dusted the place....

juke

No way us wimmins could handle a job like that - there's all sorts growing behind the bar. Needs a mans touch.

It's ok, though, all tools are ready for your expertise

tabby aspreme

A few of these lads out of the cooler, for medicinal reasons of course

Steve

Ah now, back in my day, those were served warm...

Too cold and the head wouldn't congeal properly

ChewChew

I made the rasher sambos Steve so shup you!!

Steve

Pics or GTFO... :P

ChewChew

Steve wrote: »

Pics or GTFO... :P

We're too old (or out of the loop) for that nonsense:D

Steve

Apparently there are carnivores and herbivores..

/fumbles around under the grill...

Here yez go...

I'm a nom nom nomnivore..

The Specialist

Evening brethren!

ChewChew

That'll do Steve

Steve

cough cough cough splutter cough splutter cough....

Sorry, just opened the till and several moths flew out in a cloud of dust.

Apologies if the beer is a bit 'gamey' this evening.

See my previous post on the matter, still the same keg...

The Specialist wrote: »

Evening brethren!

Wait! a customer !! we are saved!!

Em, disregard my previous post about the beer, it's fine, it's one of these new fangled craft beers with cheese, honest!!

ChewChew

Any chance of another pint there Steve and would you mind sticking on the end of the mate late for me there. Good lad.

Steve

ChewChew wrote: »

Any chance of another pint there Steve and would you mind sticking on the end of the mate late for me there. Good lad.

From the staff barrell..

Steve

Sorry Chew, couldn't find the late late on the telly box, only thing it will let me play is this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwcH6zb6csE

It's stuck in some sort of time loop...

The Specialist

Pints still fresh as ever I see Have we still got a snug?

Steve

The Specialist wrote: »

Pints still fresh as ever I see Have we still got a snug?

You sure you are old enough to be in here?

Wait.. you are paying cash...?

Of course there is a snug sir... What can I get you!

tonytiger81

'Mere...Any bags of scampi left?

Steve

Loads, they're a bargain at €6.10, as new, still in the bag, haven't been used in years..

tonytiger81

Sure feck it, at this stage I need something to take away the dryness of the ale. 'Gis two sir

patrickc

ohh beer me please barkeep

realitykeeper

OldGoat wrote: »

/Quaffs mouthfuls of stout.
So the thing is, with the onset of a presidential election and wotnot, should we elect to be the titular head of our country, a lead guitarist and singer from a band called 'The Bogey Boys'?

Everyone has a past. Why, I`ll bet Michael D had hair once upon a time.

DenMan

Afternoon all

Pints for the house! How's everyone keeping?

*sips lovely pint*

Poor Uncle Tom

One of each please and a bag of crisps, my good man!

DenMan

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

One of each please and a bag of crisps, my good man!

Here you go Tom. Enjoy!

*Hands beer and crisps to Brother Tom*

How's tricks?

Steve

Nice to see a few regulars are at least still alive!

Poor Uncle Tom

Cheers all, 'nother round?

patrickc

Poor Uncle Tom wrote: »

Cheers all, 'nother round?

none of that flat ****e though

OldGoat

Steve wrote: »

Apparently there are carnivores and herbivores..

/fumbles around under the grill...

Here yez go...

I'm a nom nom nomnivore..

Ahh now jaysus Steve, that's either the biggest box of rashers or it's a very very small pint. Small pints defy logic, incredulity and righteousness hence, ergo and QED it must be giant rashers. Huzzah!

Steve

*cough* *cough*

Sorry, that's the dust in here...

Anyone serving pints?

<_<

>_>

Anyone here at all?

OldGoat

I'm not dead.
/Checks.
Yep. confirmed, still not dead.