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  • Registered Users Posts: 147 ✭✭what?


    I still like U2


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

    I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

    Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    nthclare wrote: »
    I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

    I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

    Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....

    Complete with drumming line played on steering wheel.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    nthclare wrote: »
    I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

    I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

    Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....
    You’re just revealing your ‘roots’ and your ‘inner self’ ........ titter


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    FFred wrote: »
    You’re just revealing your ‘roots’ and your ‘inner self’ ........ titter

    Roots bloody roots :)


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  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Complete with drumming line played on steering wheel.

    Territory was well ahead of its time, what a drum roll,and reality throw in.

    The story of the song, is still not finished...

    A great video to go with it too


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    nthclare wrote: »
    I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

    I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

    Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....
    On my morning walk on Monday I listened to Ghosts of War by Slayer, immediately followed by Always Remember Us This Way by Lady Gaga :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    nthclare wrote: »
    I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

    I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

    Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....

    I love listening to Lyric FM when I'm driving alone. The metal and rock cds are for when I have company, can't be letting the image down :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Rubberlegs wrote: »
    I love listening to Lyric FM when I'm driving alone. The metal and rock cds are for when I have company, can't be letting the image down :)

    Might I suggest Symphony X for the best of both worlds.


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Anyone old enough to remember Peig, the hated Leaving Cert novel? I could never admit it, but I loved it, absolutely lapped it up. Still have my copy 29yrs later :)

    Edit to add I defaced it to make her look like a hooker to be cool


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  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I've pee'd on my cat.













































    Twice.








































    Both times by accident.


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,808 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I've pee'd on my cat.


    Twice.


    Both times by accident.

    One of my cats deserves this.
    He's peed on my wife.
    On several of my shoes/boots.
    On my wife's shoe, once.
    On my guitar leads.
    On our laundry.
    Random spots around the house.

    I should plss on him!


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Piss on a cat once, shame on you. Piss on a cat twice, shame on the cat.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 332 ✭✭Tikki Wang Wang


    Rubberlegs wrote: »
    Anyone old enough to remember Peig, the hated Leaving Cert novel? I could never admit it, but I loved it, absolutely lapped it up. Still have my copy 29yrs later :)

    Edit to add I defaced it to make her look like a hooker to be cool

    I’d fap to that tbh !


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,296 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    kave2 wrote: »
    I hate religion.

    not me, with the exception of militant Islam


  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Boom_Bap wrote: »
    I've pee'd on my cat.

    [...]
    Twice.

    [...]
    Both times by accident.

    To paraphrase Oscar Wilde, peeing on one's cat once would be unfortunate, but peeing on one's cat twice is probably carelessness.

    My cat spies on me in the bathroom. He thinks I don't know.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    FFred wrote: »
    On my morning walk on Monday I listened to Ghosts of War by Slayer, immediately followed by Always Remember Us This Way by Lady Gaga :pac:

    Just don't listen to Bucks Fizz "Piece of the action"

    It'll really get into your head and you'll have nightmares of redcoats in Mosney or Butlins....

    It's a horrific song but very cheezy....


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,316 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Piss on a cat once, shame on you. Piss on a cat twice, shame on the cat.

    Love it


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,117 ✭✭✭✭Junkyard Tom


    nthclare wrote: »
    Only a small percentage of people are capable of putting the effort in, but addiction is real believe you me it's real.

    And it's very often as a result of something - some trauma or other. Got talking to a fella, he was looking for change, and he had been a Teacher in Scotland who had gotten in a fight resulting in the other guy being killed - he ended up in prison, couldn't cope with what had happened, and turned to the bottle - everyone has a story.
    I feel really frustrated when I post something in boards that I think is hilarious, then I only get 1 or 2 thanks :o

    I think the funniest posts don't get thanked much - often the reaction to them is even funnier. This for example. Check out the response. That's just bloody funny.


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    The same cat stood by the door wanting to go out. I opened the door, he went out, I closed the door and sat down. The little f*cker turned back around and wanted to come in.
    I refused to get up to let him back in. I went to bed and forgot to let him back in.
    He disappeared for a few days after that.


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  • Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    If someone uses multiple emojis and frequent - often multiple - exclamation marks on a more than occasional basis, I will assume they're dim.

    Now and then, fine.

    All the time???:D No!!! It's just not necessary!!!!!!! :D:D:D:D:cool:

    It's annoying!!!:mad::mad:

    Multiply the annoyance by a billion if it's that rolleyes fella. He's a powerful little weapon, he needs to be used sparingly and with caution.


  • Registered Users Posts: 24,886 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    branie2 wrote: »
    I watched Bosco when I was a teenager

    Just to watch him die


  • Registered Users Posts: 30,301 ✭✭✭✭freshpopcorn


    I sometimes pretend to be on my phone to avoid people!


  • Registered Users Posts: 975 ✭✭✭decky1


    It turns out I do have a few that I can share.

    I'm petrified of being an old lady
    Sometimes when I need to poo I'm like "nah not bothered right now I'll wait till later".
    I don't visit my mam as often as I should.
    I've chucked glass bottles in to the regular bin
    I don't believe there is such a thing as an addictive personality.
    I used to be crazy
    Now and then I feel like I still am.
    Like when I'm driving and let out a big scream.
    I don't see the world through a lens of men and women but people.

    glass bottles in the regular bin, good man/ woman keep it up.:cool:


  • Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,730 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I sometimes 'sorry can you repeat' that a few times although fully knowing what was said.
    I have a response ready, but there is generally just a kink in it I'm trying to iron out and buying time to do so.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    The time it takes me to complete a task in work depends on if I like the person who requested it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 190 ✭✭Febreeze


    I shot a man in Reno.

    Did you watch him die?


  • Registered Users Posts: 554 ✭✭✭Fiftyfilthy


    I sprayed the toilet seat, the wall behind it and the upper porcelain part of the toilet where it can’t flush with my diarrhea in work today


    Huge mess to clean up. I think I did but unsure if some left in the toilet seat hinges


    I have never sat on a toilet seat since I was about 9


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,808 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu




    I have never sat on a toilet seat since I was about 9

    Serious question.
    Why?


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  • Registered Users Posts: 554 ✭✭✭Fiftyfilthy


    Serious question.
    Why?

    Spent a week in a caravan park outside Glasgow


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