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  • #202
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,935 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    branie2 wrote: »
    My favourite section of the Family Album catalogue was the female swimwear section.

    We know ya durty bollix ;)


  • #203
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,308 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    I watched Bosco when I was a teenager


  • #204
    Buford T. Justice XIX
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,633 ✭✭✭✭Buford T. Justice XIX


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    I shot a man in Reno.

    ...just to watch him die.


  • #205
    kave2
    Registered Users Posts: 605 ✭✭✭kave2


    I hate religion.


  • #206
    LollipopJimmy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,446 ✭✭✭LollipopJimmy


    branie2 wrote: »
    I also like Fair City

    +1, I record it


  • #207
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    I once walked down the goats trail at the cliff's of moher, in a wetsuit bodyboard and fins under my arm.
    Paddled out to Aileen's it was supposedly 4 ft and a 14 second period between wave's...

    A rouge set came in and it jacked up to the height of a two story house, got caught up in the inside and got hammered by the wash...

    I now know how a cat feels after sneaking into a washing machine.

    Me 0 nature 10


  • #208
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    It turns out I do have a few that I can share.

    I'm petrified of being an old lady
    Sometimes when I need to poo I'm like "nah not bothered right now I'll wait till later".
    I don't visit my mam as often as I should.
    I've chucked glass bottles in to the regular bin
    I don't believe there is such a thing as an addictive personality.
    I used to be crazy
    Now and then I feel like I still am.
    Like when I'm driving and let out a big scream.
    I don't see the world through a lens of men and women but people.


  • #209
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    nthclare wrote: »
    I once walked down the goats trail at the cliff's of moher, in a wetsuit bodyboard and fins under my arm.
    Paddled out to Aileen's it was supposedly 4 ft and a 14 second period between wave's...

    A rouge set came in and it jacked up to the height of a two story house, got caught up in the inside and got hammered by the wash...

    I now know how a cat feels after sneaking into a washing machine.

    Me 0 nature 10

    If it was only 4ft, could you not wait for a wave to pass, place the board between Goats path and Aileens, and walk accross in the 14s?
    You wouldnt even need a wet suit


  • #210
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    When driving I move over to let bikers pass not only out of being decent but for the tingle I get when they drop the hand in thanks :)


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  • #211
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    If it was only 4ft, could you not wait for a wave to pass, place the board between Goats path and Aileens, and walk accross in the 14s?
    You wouldnt even need a wet suit

    The only problem is there's a huge reef where Aileen's is positioned, I didn't realize it and a four foot swell at Aileen's could have a 16 foot face.

    It's all about calculated risks, obviously I love dangerous lol

    I'll give Riley's.... that's a beast he's more heavier and agressive than Aileen

    Aileen would eat you up and spit you out, Riley will just life you up and throw you onto the wocks lol


  • #212
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    On occasion when I have the apartment to myself (like I will this weekend) I will close the curtains double check the door is locked and put on some women's clothing. I really like the feel of women's clothes better than men's clothes.


  • #213
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    If it was only 4ft, could you not wait for a wave to pass, place the board between Goats path and Aileens, and walk accross in the 14s?
    You wouldnt even need a wet suit

    The only problem is there's a huge reef where Aileen's is positioned, I didn't realize it and a four foot swell at Aileen's could have a 16 foot face.

    It's all about calculated risks, obviously I love dangerous lol

    I'll give Riley's.... that's a beast he's more heavier and agressive than Aileen

    Aileen would eat you up and spit you out, Riley will just life you up and throw you onto the wocks lol


  • #214
    branie2
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,308 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    Autecher wrote: »
    On occasion when I have the apartment to myself (like I will this weekend) I will close the curtains double check the door is locked and put on some women's clothing. I really like the feel of women's clothes better than men's clothes.

    Do you hang around in bars?


  • #215
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Autecher wrote: »
    On occasion when I have the apartment to myself (like I will this weekend) I will close the curtains double check the door is locked and put on some women's clothing. I really like the feel of women's clothes better than men's clothes.

    Ever try a wetsuit lol


  • #216
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    branie2 wrote: »
    Do you hang around in bars?

    Don't mention behind bars lol


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  • #217
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    branie2 wrote: »
    Do you hang around in bars?
    Nah I keep it to myself, I've no desire to be seen doing it.


  • #218
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Autecher wrote: »
    Nah I keep it to myself, I've no desire to be seen doing it.

    Any pics ???


  • #219
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    I feel really frustrated when I post something in boards that I think is hilarious, then I only get 1 or 2 thanks :o


  • #220
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    I feel really frustrated when I post something in boards that I think is hilarious, then I only get 1 or 2 thanks :o

    At least you know you're not one of those thanks addict's....


  • #221
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    nthclare wrote: »
    Any pics ???
    Yes, they are for sale at the exceedingly fair price of €10 per pic


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  • #222
    I see sheep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,859 ✭✭✭I see sheep


    Mad_maxx wrote: »
    If alcohol addiction was a disease, how come those in Africa ( too poor to afford a pint) are not afflicted with this so called disease?

    What are you on about? Alcoholism is rife in Africa

    From WHO -

    https://www.afro.who.int/health-topics/alcohol

    "The African Region is faced with a growing burden of harmful alcohol consumption and its disastrous effects. There is no other consumer product as widely available as alcohol that accounts for as much premature death and disability.

    There are two main characteristics that describe alcohol consumption patterns in the Region: a high level of alcohol abstention in some countries and high volume consumption with severe health and social consequences in others."


  • #223
    suicide_circus
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 19,802 ✭✭✭✭suicide_circus


    Roger Hassenforder wrote: »
    I like pineapple on pizzas.

    There. I said it.
    a lot of people must like it. ham and pineapple is one of the most ubiquitous pizzas on the planet.


  • #224
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    If there is someone driving aggressively behind me, I will remain driving careful and safely, but will let every other road user out of junctions, let all pedestrians cross the road and watch their rage boil up.


  • #225
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    I feel really frustrated when I post something in boards that I think is hilarious, then I only get 1 or 2 thanks :o
    I can assure you that that is the confession EVERY poster on this site should make :pac:


  • #226
    ILoveYourVibes
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 15,211 ✭✭✭✭ILoveYourVibes


    FFred wrote: »
    I can assure you that that is the confession EVERY poster on this site should make :pac:

    Ok ..i'll go first. I am woefully underappreciated on here! :mad:


  • #227
    Mad_maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,503 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    decky1 wrote: »
    would acupuncture help al all,?had it a few times for back pain found it very relaxing, have a chat with some of those Chinese guy's they may be able to come up with something. hope you find something soon.

    It worked for me in the past as I got flare ups on occasion but not this time round unfortunately, you can't rest your foot


  • #228
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    ILoveYourVibes wrote: »
    Ok ..i'll go first. I am woefully underappreciated on here! :mad:
    You just made me snort with laughter 5 minutes ago! I appreciated that ;)


  • #229
    Mad_maxx
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 13,503 ✭✭✭✭Mad_maxx


    I see sheep wrote: »
    What are you on about? Alcoholism is rife in Africa

    From WHO -

    https://www.afro.who.int/health-topics/alcohol

    "The African Region is faced with a growing burden of harmful alcohol consumption and its disastrous effects. There is no other consumer product as widely available as alcohol that accounts for as much premature death and disability.

    There are two main characteristics that describe alcohol consumption patterns in the Region: a high level of alcohol abstention in some countries and high volume consumption with severe health and social consequences in others."

    Thanks for the speech.

    My point is that starving people in Africa ( or anywhere else) will get malaria, hiv or various other diseases that you have no control over but they won't catch the" disease "of alcohol addiction if they can't afford it

    Will power won't cure pancreatic cancer, it will help you stop drinking!

    It's an addiction but not a disease.


  • #230
    Tikki Wang Wang
    Closed Accounts Posts: 332 ✭✭Tikki Wang Wang


    Found a lass's hair bobbin on her desk. Put it around my balls and lower shaft and had a fap in the jax. Handed it back to her. She put it on her hair. Thought it might have some affect on her but no she stuck with her bf.


  • #231
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »
    Found a lass's hair bobbin on her desk. Put it around my balls and lower shaft and had a fap in the jax. Handed it back to her. She put it on her hair. Thought it might have some affect on her but no she stuck with her bf.
    The mistake you made was not telling her what you did with the bobbin. If you told her she would be delighted because despite what they may claim all women love when men do things like that for them. FACT.


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  • #232
    Boom_Bap
    Moderators, Music Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 25,734 Mod ✭✭✭✭Boom_Bap


    I sometimes convince my kids that they are going to love X movie just so that I can have an excuse to go to the movies and see that movie.


  • #233
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »
    Found a lass's hair bobbin on her desk. Put it around my balls and lower shaft and had a fap in the jax. Handed it back to her. She put it on her hair. Thought it might have some affect on her but no she stuck to her bf.

    Literally.


  • #234
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Tikki Wang Wang wrote: »
    Found a lass's hair bobbin on her desk. Put it around my balls and lower shaft and had a fap in the jax. Handed it back to her. She put it on her hair. Thought it might have some affect on her but no she stuck with her bf.

    Thats enough Boards for today.


  • #235
    Thoie
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,344 ✭✭✭Thoie


    decky1 wrote: »
    your living on the edge there,:eek:

    An entire 2kph beyond the edge! My life is just a series of thrills.


  • #236
    Coopaloop
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 668 ✭✭✭Coopaloop


    Buford T. Justice VI wrote: »
    I confess I'm intrigued by your obsession with mens arms. Who would top the list and who should only ever wear long sleeves?

    Hmm it varies, they just have to be nice, well defined arms. Not like body builder type definition. If I had to give an example I would say maybe George Clooney in his ER day scrubs :P, and and example of not so nice arms would be Fr. Dougal from Father Ted :o.......


  • #237
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,935 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Coopaloop wrote: »
    Hmm it varies, they just have to be nice, well defined arms. Not like body builder type definition. If I had to give an example I would say maybe George Clooney in his ER day scrubs :P, and and example of not so nice arms would be Fr. Dougal from Father Ted :o.......

    I have well defined arms. You can definitely tell they are arms like.


  • #238
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    I have well defined arms. You can definitely tell they are arms like.

    A friend of mine once described having an erection "like a baby's arm" :D


  • #239
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,935 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    A friend of mine once described having an erection "like a baby's arm" :D

    Like a baby's arm holding an apple.


  • #240
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    Coopaloop wrote: »
    example of not so nice arms would be Fr. Dougal from Father Ted :o.......
    The offending arms in question ....
    14813855-low_res-death-in-paradise.jpg?itok=fFMzLrM6


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  • #241
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    A friend of mine once described having an erection "like a baby's arm" :D
    Lucky for him, I’ve arms like a baby’s er......


  • #242
    what?
    Registered Users Posts: 147 ✭✭what?


    I still like U2


  • #243
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

    I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

    Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....


  • #244
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,935 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    nthclare wrote: »
    I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

    I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

    Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....

    Complete with drumming line played on steering wheel.


  • #245
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    nthclare wrote: »
    I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

    I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

    Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....
    You’re just revealing your ‘roots’ and your ‘inner self’ ........ titter


  • #246
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    FFred wrote: »
    You’re just revealing your ‘roots’ and your ‘inner self’ ........ titter

    Roots bloody roots :)


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  • #247
    nthclare
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,315 ✭✭✭nthclare


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    Complete with drumming line played on steering wheel.

    Territory was well ahead of its time, what a drum roll,and reality throw in.

    The story of the song, is still not finished...

    A great video to go with it too


  • #248
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    nthclare wrote: »
    I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

    I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

    Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....
    On my morning walk on Monday I listened to Ghosts of War by Slayer, immediately followed by Always Remember Us This Way by Lady Gaga :pac:


  • #249
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    nthclare wrote: »
    I sang Madonna's "Holiday" on the way to work in my car this morning...

    I love that song, club Tropicana by wham is another one I love...

    Then when my friends are in the car Sepeltura territory is my resume....

    I love listening to Lyric FM when I'm driving alone. The metal and rock cds are for when I have company, can't be letting the image down :)


  • #250
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,935 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Rubberlegs wrote: »
    I love listening to Lyric FM when I'm driving alone. The metal and rock cds are for when I have company, can't be letting the image down :)

    Might I suggest Symphony X for the best of both worlds.


  • #251
    Rubberlegs
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,073 ✭✭✭Rubberlegs


    Anyone old enough to remember Peig, the hated Leaving Cert novel? I could never admit it, but I loved it, absolutely lapped it up. Still have my copy 29yrs later :)

    Edit to add I defaced it to make her look like a hooker to be cool


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