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    #302
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    I am a straight married man but I have a man-crush on Brian Justin Crum

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    #303
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I know!! The thing is though when I gotta go I don't actually gotta go. I mean it can wait and then well erm its extra ready. Kind of like cooking it. *embarrassedface*
    What I have just read there is 30% funny and 70% pure gross. I can only suggest you stop doing this, it will quite literally come back to bite you in the ass someday Persepoly and I hope I am not in the vicinity when that happens! :eek::p


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    #304
    ginandtonicsky
    Closed Accounts Posts: 710 ✭✭✭ginandtonicsky


    Candie wrote: »
    Sometimes when people (men) approach me when I'm out, I pretend I don't speak English until they give up.

    Sometimes when men approach men when I'm out, I pretend I'm either 1. married or 2. mentally impaired depending on my mood. Yes i know that second one is terrible. But it works.


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    #305
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    I can burp on command


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    #306
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    ginandtonicsky wrote: »
    Sometimes when men approach men when I'm out, I pretend I'm either 1. married or 2. mentally impaired depending on my mood. Yes i know that second one is terrible. But it works.
    What is it you do to portray this?


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    #307
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    ginandtonicsky wrote: »
    Sometimes when men approach men when I'm out, I pretend I'm either 1. married or 2. mentally impaired depending on my mood. Yes i know that second one is terrible. But it works.

    Oh yes another thing I do. I drop 'my husband' in to conversation. Or not depending on my mood because I like an auld flirt :)


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    #308
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Autecher wrote: »
    What I have just read there is 30% funny and 70% pure gross. I can only suggest you stop doing this, it will quite literally come back to bite you in the ass someday Persepoly and I hope I am not in the vicinity when that happens! :eek::p

    I've had a doctor's hand up there Autecher. That times has been and gone.

    :p


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    #309
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 24,893 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I've had a doctor's hand up the Autecher. That times has been and gone.

    :p


    I’d hope :eek:


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    #310
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I've had a doctor's hand up there Autecher. That times has been and gone.

    :p
    :eek::eek::eek::eek:
    What you get up to in the bedroom is none of my business :D


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    #311
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    :D


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    #312
    Franz Von Peppercorn II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Autecher wrote: »
    What is it you do to portray this?

    She acts natural?




    I jest.


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    #313
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    Franz Von Peppercorn II wrote: »
    She acts natural?




    I jest.
    Haha! I was thinking she might do this instead
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    #314
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I sometimes have bad thoughts about other people.


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    #315
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    My oul Ma and Da are still alive but besides the mandatory ‘love’ you are supposed to have for them, I don’t really ‘like’ them as people :confused:


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    #316
    StinkyMunkey
    Registered Users Posts: 1,398 ✭✭✭StinkyMunkey


    I like to watch love island with the wife.

    The fastest I've driven is 166mph

    I hate concerts/gigs/festivals

    I miss being able to fap 4/5 times in one day

    I hate the new look woman have - fake tan, bubble lips, 2 inches of make up etc etc

    I've never voted in a general election

    If I won the lotto, I'd make it my life's mission to prove money can buy happiness

    I can't stand Irish comedians or the likes of father ted


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    #317
    con___manx1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,474 ✭✭✭con___manx1


    I hate friends the tv show


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    #318
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Like Candie I also have Boards crushes. I imagine what they look like in my head. In fact I imagine what all of you look like.

    Boo ... my thread inspired by this was shut down. Unfair :(


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    #319
    branie2
    Registered Users Posts: 10,298 ✭✭✭✭branie2


    why?


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    #320
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    branie2 wrote: »
    why?
    No reason given ...


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    #321
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    branie2 wrote: »
    why?

    2 pages and no pic comparing me to a young brad pitt so that sh!t had to go.:D


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    #322
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Nosnon wrote: »
    2 pages and no pic comparing me to a young brad pitt so that sh!t had to go.:D

    Now :p


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    #323
    KungPao
    Registered Users Posts: 4,781 ✭✭✭KungPao


    I sometimes listen to some of Gary Glitter’s numbers.


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    #324
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    And for the record I do kinda look like Ryan Reynolds .... (in his dreams)


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    #325
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    KungPao wrote: »
    I sometimes listen to some of Gary Glitter’s numbers.
    As long as you don’t look at any of his numbers like 9 , 10 , 11 etc :pac:


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    #326
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Now :p

    Thread reopened. Cheers Per.


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    #327
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    I once sh*t my pants on the 39 Bus going past the Phoenix Park.


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    #328
    Yer Da sells Avon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,737 ✭✭✭Yer Da sells Avon


    I'm physically incapable of burping.


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    #329
    the beer revolu
    Registered Users Posts: 16,811 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    ginandtonicsky wrote: »
    Sometimes when men approach men when I'm out, I pretend I'm either 1. married or 2. mentally impaired depending on my mood. Yes i know that second one is terrible. But it works.

    Just pretend to be a massive Mundy fan. That should see off any suiter!


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    #330
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    ginandtonicsky wrote: »
    Sometimes when men approach men when I'm out, I pretend I'm either 1. married or 2. mentally impaired depending on my mood. Yes i know that second one is terrible. But it works.

    Hmmmm
    *swipes right


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    #331
    Deebles McBeebles
    Registered Users Posts: 5,754 ✭✭✭Deebles McBeebles


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Like Candie I also have Boards crushes. I imagine what they look like in my head. In fact I imagine what all of you look like.

    I do that too. I wonder if everyone does it or just people with a visual mind.


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