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    #272
    the beer revolu
    Registered Users Posts: 16,809 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    Fiftyfilthy wrote: »
    Spent a week in a caravan park outside Glasgow

    No one has ever caught anything from a toilet seat.


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    #273
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    the beer revolu wrote: »
    No one has ever caught anything from a toilet seat.

    But some of them are covered in p!ss and sh!t from the previous occupants, surely?


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    #274
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I have little crushes on a couple of posters.

    I won't mention names, but I think people would be surprised.


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    #275
    the beer revolu
    Registered Users Posts: 16,809 ✭✭✭✭the beer revolu


    Ragnar Lothbrok wrote: »
    But some of them are covered in p!ss and sh!t from the previous occupants, surely?

    Who shlts on a toilet seat?
    Oh, yes annoying people who won't sit down!


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    #276
    Ragnar Lothbrok
    Registered Users Posts: 1,860 ✭✭✭Ragnar Lothbrok


    the beer revolu wrote: »
    Who shlts on a toilet seat?
    Oh, yes annoying people who won't sit down!

    Bravo! Hadn't thought of that :o


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    #277
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    Candie wrote: »
    I have little crushes on a couple of posters.

    I won't mention names, but I think people would be surprised.
    *Blushes :o


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    #278
    Blueshoe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Blueshoe


    I don't like or trust eastern European men.

    But would fall in love with an eastern European woman on their accent alone. I'd listen to them talk all day


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    #279
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    decky1 wrote: »
    glass bottles in the regular bin, good man/ woman keep it up.:cool:

    I'm a real maverick.


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    #280
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    Deleted User wrote: »
    I'm a real maverick.
    Never mind that Persepoly, you are absolutely playing with fire with this confession of yours.
    Deleted User wrote: »
    Sometimes when I need to poo I'm like "nah not bothered right now I'll wait till later".

    Are you mad woman? When you gotta go, for the love of all that is sacred to you GO!!!


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    #281
    Autecher
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,960 ✭✭✭Autecher


    Candie wrote: »
    I have little crushes on a couple of posters.

    I won't mention names, but I think people would be surprised.
    This is me awaiting your follow up to this


    giphy.gif


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    #282
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Autecher wrote: »
    Never mind that Persepoly, you are absolutely playing with fire with this confession of yours.



    Are you mad woman? When you gotta go, for the love of all that is sacred to you GO!!!

    I know!! The thing is though when I gotta go I don't actually gotta go. I mean it can wait and then well erm its extra ready. Kind of like cooking it. *embarrassedface*


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    #283
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Like Candie I also have Boards crushes. I imagine what they look like in my head. In fact I imagine what all of you look like.


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    #284
    ChippingSodbury
    Registered Users Posts: 1,345 ✭✭✭ChippingSodbury


    Deebles McBeebles wrote: »
    I shot a man in Reno.

    Reno must be the murder capital of the world


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    #285
    Hercule Poirot
    Registered Users Posts: 4,231 ✭✭✭Hercule Poirot


    Sometimes, just for a laugh, I make up a series of occurrences and possibilities to ensure that the wrong person is convicted of murder


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    #286
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    Deleted User wrote: »
    In fact I imagine what all of you look like.
    Well were you close to what you imagined I look like ?
    Megan-Fox-With-a-Beard-and-Hairy-Chest-65594.jpg


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    #287
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,206 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Hercule Poirot wrote: »
    Sometimes, just for a laugh, I make up a series of occurrences and possibilities to ensure that the wrong person is convicted of murder

    Very apt username.......


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    #288
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    FFred wrote: »
    Well were you close to what you imagined I look like ?
    Megan-Fox-With-a-Beard-and-Hairy-Chest-65594.jpg

    Oh. I'm afraid I haven't imagined you Fred. Yet.


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    #289
    Sebastian Dangerfield
    Registered Users Posts: 1,794 ✭✭✭Sebastian Dangerfield


    Skill Magill wrote: »
    I have never used a toilet brush in my life, I use the blast it off with p/ss method. Over to you :D

    9 out of every 10 times Ive used a toilet brust have been to clean someone elses sh1te off the toilet, usually in work, in case someone thinks its mine.


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    #290
    Purple Mountain
    Registered Users Posts: 13,054 ✭✭✭✭Purple Mountain


    I'm a woman under 5 ft 5 but I can out belch any man any day.
    I used to win little challenges back in my college days :D

    To thine own self be true



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    #291
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    Deleted User wrote: »
    Oh. I'm afraid I haven't imagined you Fred. Yet.
    I imagine you look like this :pac:
    angel-face-sketch-22.gif


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    #292
    Blueshoe
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭Blueshoe


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    I'm a woman under 5 ft 5 but I can out belch any man any day.
    I used to win little challenges back in my college days :D

    Jaysus that is manky. Impressive though


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    #293
    FFred
    Closed Accounts Posts: 772 ✭✭✭FFred


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    I'm a woman under 5 ft 5 but I can out belch any man any day.
    I used to win little challenges back in my college days :D
    That’s fighting talk !
    What about bum belches :p


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    #294
    RMAOK
    Registered Users Posts: 11,206 ✭✭✭✭RMAOK


    Purple Mountain wrote: »
    I'm a woman under 5 ft 5 but I can out belch any man any day.
    I used to win little challenges back in my college days :D

    Good digestive system at work there.


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    #295
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 21,679 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    FFred wrote: »
    I imagine you look like this :pac:
    angel-face-sketch-22.gif

    Apart from the wings I look exactly like that! :D


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    #296
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 26,052 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    I went to boarding school and for the last two years, along with *all* the other girls, I was totally addicted to Eastenders.

    It was the highlight of our evenings.


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    #297
    Taiga
    Registered Users Posts: 350 ✭✭Taiga


    Coopaloop wrote: »
    Hmm it varies, they just have to be nice, well defined arms. Not like body builder type definition. If I had to give an example I would say maybe George Clooney in his ER day scrubs :P, and and example of not so nice arms would be Fr. Dougal from Father Ted :o.......

    I love the Supervets arms. And thighs. Now there's a confession!:D

    So serving up the spag bol for the fam this evening, I realised I was using the spoon I use for the dog's food to dish it up but kept going until I got to my plate, then I got a fresh one. It had been washed, but still...


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    #298
    Filmer Paradise
    Registered Users Posts: 1,339 ✭✭✭Filmer Paradise


    I think anyone who would vote for the Greens should receive Instant Death.

    Also I don’t believe in man made climate change and all the hysteria surrounding it.
    Still, tis a great way for vested interests to make a few bob though.
    People can be very gullible really.


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    #299
    Franz Von Peppercorn II
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,398 ✭✭✭Franz Von Peppercorn II


    Candie wrote: »
    I have little crushes on a couple of posters.

    I won't mention names, but I think people would be surprised.

    *** blushes ***

    My confession is I like Ed Sheeran. Both the music and the man. I will strongly deny this in real life.


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    #300
    0gac3yjefb5sv7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,948 ✭✭✭0gac3yjefb5sv7


    Filmer Paradise wrote: »
    I think anyone who would vote for the Greens should receive Instant Death.

    Also I don’t believe in man made climate change and all the hysteria surrounding it.
    Still, tis a great way for vested interests to make a few bob though.
    People can be very gullible really.

    LoL. Anyone who didn't vote for the greens deserves that.

    No point in jobs if we don't have a planet.


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    #301
    Strumms
    Registered Users Posts: 24,889 ✭✭✭✭Strumms


    freshpopcorn wrote: »
    I don't always feel sorry for people with a sob story!

    It seems to be a phenomenon of this fûcking decade that every second cûnt that you ask ‘how are you ?’ Or ‘how’s it going ?’ , purely out of politeness or a term of greeting... They take it literally and 30 minutes later you are listening to the fact that they can’t find the receipt for the leaky kettle, that was probably leaking before they dropped it, almost scalding the cat and the vet has put her prices up, the weather isn’t the same as this time last year and they’ve gone off cornettos... all I fuçking said was.... H E L L O !!!


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