Confessions

Skill Magill

I have never used a toilet brush in my life, I use the blast it off with p/ss method. Over to you

branie2

I watch Christmas videos on YouTube when it isn't Christmas

Autecher

branie2 wrote: »

I watch Christmas videos on YouTube when it isn't Christmas

Roger Hassenforder

I like pineapple on pizzas.

There. I said it.

Deebles McBeebles

My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)

Autecher

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I like pineapple on pizzas.

There. I said it.

Autecher

I confess I apparently can only communicate with humans using gifs.

hatrickpatrick

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I like pineapple on pizzas.

There. I said it.

Mods, please lock this thread. It's already out of control, next thing you'll have is someone dividing by zero.

branie2

I don't like sport

branie2

I also like Fair City

Deebles McBeebles

Bless me Skill for I have sinned. Its been one week since my last confession.

How many prayers do I need to say for half a murder, 2 counts of being obtuse and a horn for a steak?

Sometimes when people (men) approach me when I'm out, I pretend I don't speak English until they give up.

razorblunt

Leo Varadkar is doing an ok job.

Deebles McBeebles

branie2 wrote: »

I also like Fair City

GBX

Candie wrote: »

Sometimes when people (men) approach me when I'm out, I pretend I don't speak English until they give up.

mad muffin

I want to see the world burn…

banie01

Candie wrote: »

Sometimes when people (men) approach me when I'm out, I pretend I don't speak English until they give up.

Easy to get away with ****e like that when you are ahhh...
Uber sunkissed! :pac:

magic_murph

I don't find ANY female comedians funny (past or present)

D3V!L

mad muffin wrote: »

I want to see the world burn…

Me too

One time my sister was trying on a dress in a clothes shop and I was annoyed with her for some reason (probably just in a strop) and she asked me if her butt looked big in it and I said no, it's perfect.

But it looked gigantic.


ETA: I told her when we got home.

I get no kick from champagne.

branie2

I'm a Star Trek fan

Deebles McBeebles

Deleted User wrote: »

I get no kick from champagne.

Doesn't move you at all?

Infernal Racket

I love the smell of my own farts and I cant bare to listen to female radio presenters

mad muffin

D3V!L wrote: »

Me too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_3v-FpKFg

Hmmm confessions.... As a grown man, I put on my first pair of tights this morning and it was a complete drag. It's so much quicker to dress being a man!

Space Dog

I hate people that spell "confessions" as "confessionss". They really annoy me.

Deebles McBeebles

Space Dog wrote: »

I hate people that spell "confessions" as "confessionss". They really annoy me.

That should be in the "Annoyancess" thread.

JohnnyFlash

I’ve voted twice in every election for about the last 20 years.

skimpydoo

I have never had a sack, back and crack or been bleached.

freshpopcorn

I don't feel as guilty about my carbon foot print as other do!

Deebles McBeebles

I broke the dam!

Yer Da sells Avon

Sometimes, when the traffic lights turn green, I count down from 5 to 1 before moving off. If someone beeps, I start the countdown again. I always make sure to get away before they turn red again, but the same can't always be said for the car behind me.

Ragnar Lothbrok

I don't really like dogs.

Sometimes, people with handicaps annoy me.

I hate fascists, but the nazi uniform and flags etc, looked cool as fuk.

I hate women's football. It's just not very good, folks.

I don't find fat women attractive.

Sometimes, at home only, I don't wash my hands after a wee (seldom, but it does happen occasionally).

I don't really want to go to see Mrs. Ragnar's friend and her new baby tonight.

I'm sure I can think of plenty more in time.

Roger Hassenforder

Yer Da sells Avon wrote: »

Sometimes, when the traffic lights turn green, I count down from 5 to 1 before moving off. If someone beeps, I start the countdown again. I always make sure to get away before they turn red again, but the same can't always be said for the car behind me.

I think i was behind you one morning you mother *******, c**** fu***** w****

PinotNero

I am the Lindbergh baby! Wah wah! Goo goo! I miss my fly-fly dada!

punisher5112

I can't go out without having a crash....

Feisar

Candie wrote: »

Sometimes when people (men) approach me when I'm out, I pretend I don't speak English until they give up.

93% of communication is non verbal.

Cool_CM

I have never watched Gladiator

Feisar

I think there is a certain element of our society that should be put down like dogs

I'm definitely a fascist

I'll forgive a lot for a great set of tits

I'm glad I'm having a son as I'd hate for a daughter to meet an asshole like me

Boom_Bap

I always eat the last rolo.

Gimme A Pound

I love loads - not a few, LOADS - of Phil Collins songs. :eek:

Tony EH

I don't know what a tracker mortgage is.

Skill Magill

The Irish flag is mankey , give me the Union Jack any day of the week

JohnnyFlash

Alex Ferguson was a complete bastàrd, but also a man who instilled his philosophy of winning into every facet of the club he ruled over like a dictator.

ToddyDoody

I hope the Summer is crap cause people are easier to deal with when they're depressed.

Working class heroes

Feisar wrote: »

93% of communication is non verbal.

.

hatrickpatrick

Candie wrote: »

Sometimes when people (men) approach me when I'm out, I pretend I don't speak English until they give up.

Most people who know me tell me I have a posh D4 accent, and don't even realise that half of my family are from the shticks near the Kerry/Limerick border. I hate outright rejecting people, so I have occasionally switched into a nigh incomprehensible exaggeration of my dad's accent in order to make a woman lose interest on a night out. If she doesn't and can actually understand what I'm saying, in my view she's probably got a more interesting story than I thought and is worth chatting to to see what happens

hatrickpatrick

I'll admit to having a reasonably nice singing voice, and strategically (and successfully!) deploying it on rare occasions to get the attention of a woman on a night out, by just happening to be near her on the dancefloor when the high part comes on and then acting like it's no big deal when she's impressed that I can sing along to it Mr Brightside, Hey Brother and Rude are some of my personal favourites for this particular purpose

Buford T. Justice XIX

hatrickpatrick wrote: »

Mods, please lock this thread. It's already out of control, next thing you'll have is someone dividing by zero.

Jaysus, that could go on to infinity....

hatrickpatrick

Buford T. Justice VI wrote: »

Jaysus, that could go on to infinity....