Confessions

Skill Magill · 25-06-2019 02:05PM #1

I have never used a toilet brush in my life, I use the blast it off with p/ss method. Over to you

branie2 · 25-06-2019 02:06PM

I watch Christmas videos on YouTube when it isn't Christmas

Autecher · 25-06-2019 02:19PM

branie2 wrote: »

I watch Christmas videos on YouTube when it isn't Christmas

Roger Hassenforder · 25-06-2019 02:21PM

I like pineapple on pizzas.

There. I said it.

Deebles McBeebles · 25-06-2019 02:24PM

My loneliness is killing me (and I)
I must confess I still believe (still believe)

Autecher · 25-06-2019 02:25PM

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I like pineapple on pizzas.

There. I said it.

Autecher · 25-06-2019 02:27PM

I confess I apparently can only communicate with humans using gifs.

hatrickpatrick · 25-06-2019 02:29PM

Roger Hassenforder wrote: »

I like pineapple on pizzas.

There. I said it.

Mods, please lock this thread. It's already out of control, next thing you'll have is someone dividing by zero.

branie2 · 25-06-2019 02:31PM

I don't like sport

branie2 · 25-06-2019 02:32PM

I also like Fair City

Deebles McBeebles · 25-06-2019 02:32PM

Bless me Skill for I have sinned. Its been one week since my last confession.

How many prayers do I need to say for half a murder, 2 counts of being obtuse and a horn for a steak?

25-06-2019 02:34PM

Sometimes when people (men) approach me when I'm out, I pretend I don't speak English until they give up.

razorblunt · 25-06-2019 02:36PM

Leo Varadkar is doing an ok job.

Deebles McBeebles · 25-06-2019 02:37PM

branie2 wrote: »

I also like Fair City

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GBX · 25-06-2019 02:39PM

Candie wrote: »

Sometimes when people (men) approach me when I'm out, I pretend I don't speak English until they give up.

mad muffin · 25-06-2019 02:41PM

I want to see the world burn…

banie01 · 25-06-2019 02:41PM

Candie wrote: »

Sometimes when people (men) approach me when I'm out, I pretend I don't speak English until they give up.

Easy to get away with ****e like that when you are ahhh...
Uber sunkissed! :pac:

magic_murph · 25-06-2019 02:43PM

I don't find ANY female comedians funny (past or present)

D3V!L · 25-06-2019 02:44PM

mad muffin wrote: »

I want to see the world burn…

Me too

25-06-2019 02:49PM

One time my sister was trying on a dress in a clothes shop and I was annoyed with her for some reason (probably just in a strop) and she asked me if her butt looked big in it and I said no, it's perfect.

But it looked gigantic.

ETA: I told her when we got home.

25-06-2019 03:00PM

I get no kick from champagne.

branie2 · 25-06-2019 03:00PM

I'm a Star Trek fan

Deebles McBeebles · 25-06-2019 03:01PM

Deleted User wrote: »

I get no kick from champagne.

Doesn't move you at all?

Infernal Racket · 25-06-2019 03:03PM

I love the smell of my own farts and I cant bare to listen to female radio presenters

mad muffin · 25-06-2019 03:04PM

D3V!L wrote: »

Me too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xi_3v-FpKFg

25-06-2019 03:21PM

Hmmm confessions.... As a grown man, I put on my first pair of tights this morning and it was a complete drag. It's so much quicker to dress being a man!