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Sex party, have you ever been?

flc37ie6ojwkh8

I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

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Jack Kanoff

B0jangles wrote: »

I went to one once but it was really really loud and I don't much like jazz so I left after 20 minutes.

Edit: sorry, misread the title. No I've never been to a sex party - sorry OP

Jazz or jizz ?

nervous_twitch

Mrcaramelchoc wrote: »

nervous_twitch wrote: »

I went to one. It was a bit odd. No clothes allowed. So I stripped, had a shower and got a drink. There was a mattress in the middle of the living space that a big bunch of people were riding on. Totally awkward, trying to drink and make small talk with another naked guy as we pretended to be oblivious to the dirt happening around us. I don't think the Irish are made for sex parties.

Is that where you developed you're username?

A nervous twitch; a nervous boner in another life I'm sure!

Mrcaramelchoc

nervous_twitch wrote: »

I went to one. It was a bit odd. No clothes allowed. So I stripped, had a shower and got a drink. There was a mattress in the middle of the living space that a big bunch of people were riding on. Totally awkward, trying to drink and make small talk with another naked guy as we pretended to be oblivious to the dirt happening around us. I don't think the Irish are made for sex parties.

Is that where you developed you're username?

Sofiztikated

Samuel T. Cogley wrote: »

They're an odd mix of sex and Iceland party-nibbles; in the UK at least.

Prawn rings?

Outlaw Pete

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edESzn4JcGo

decky1

Lorelli! wrote: »

Was at a function in a hotel one night and my oh and i got invited up to a friend of a friend's hotel room for drinks. There were two other couples and a few other people there.

Two of the wives started kissing each other on the bed while their husband's stood there with their drink and half watched/half engaged in conversation with one another My oh looked at me and said "c'mon Lorelli, we're going, finish your drink there" :pac:

LOL, LOL, I LOVE THIS POST.:D

nervous_twitch

I went to one. It was a bit odd. No clothes allowed. So I stripped, had a shower and got a drink. There was a mattress in the middle of the living space that a big bunch of people were riding on. Totally awkward, trying to drink and make small talk with another naked guy as we pretended to be oblivious to the dirt happening around us. I don't think the Irish are made for sex parties.

Samuel T. Cogley

They're an odd mix of sex and Iceland party-nibbles; in the UK at least.

Lorelli!

Was at a function in a hotel one night and my oh and i got invited up to a friend of a friend's hotel room for drinks. There were two other couples and a few other people there.

Two of the wives started kissing each other on the bed while their husband's stood there with their drink and half watched/half engaged in conversation with one another

My oh looked at me and said "c'mon Lorelli, we're going, finish your drink there" :pac:

johnayo

Jaysus lads, go easy there now. If I start getting the horn here ill have to deal with it myself.

decky1

At one a while ago

you know the story all the car keys in a bowl , so it was my turn to pick-- wow what a stunner so off she went to the room on my way up I noticed they were BMW keys so I left her there and went for a nice long drive in it. For some reason I barred from those patties now.??

Crea

Didn't Vogue Wiiliams do a program on sex parties a few years ago? Looked pretty grim tbh.

robinwing

beertons wrote: »

Can you not postpone your other plans and go for the crack?

its an ORGY ffs ! so go for the cracks , not the crack

flc37ie6ojwkh8

dd972 wrote: »

You'll be disappointing a load of people that you didn't come, OP.

Well, hopefully more will come.

Capt'n Midnight

The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were of course well understood — and such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy.

Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science,
but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties.

Donald Trump

pemay wrote: »

I stumbled into one once, and like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way around.

Because I was blind, you see.

So Br. Murphy was right when he told you to cut it out or you'd go blind

Fann Linn

B0jangles wrote: »

I went to one once but it was really really loud and I don't much like jazz so I left after 20 minutes.

Edit: sorry, misread the title. No I've never been to a sex party - sorry OP

....'i don't much like jizz so I left after 20....'

FYP.

dd972

You'll be disappointing a load of people that you didn't come, OP.

Mister Vain

Littlehorny wrote: »

I would imagine its a bit like a party where you bring your own beer, either bring a woman or get the fook out!

The one I went to had loads of women already there. Actually it may have been a whore house. I was fairly drunk.

Littlehorny

I would imagine its a bit like a party where you bring your own beer, either bring a woman or get the fook out!

Mister Vain

I went to one in Prague once. It was weird but I don't regret it.

MilesMorales1

A sex party of one? Yeah sure.

[Deleted User]

pemay wrote: »

I stumbled into one once, and like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way around.

Because I was blind, you see.

Got some in your eye?

Berserker

buried wrote: »

Great clip from a great sitcom. None of this happy clappy trash.

Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »

I already bough the ticket even and i'm trying to resell it, if you guys want it:
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Do you buy tickets to a sex party? I would have thought that it would be an invite only event.

Zaph

Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »

I have some issues related to my job and need to travel from time to time. I already bough the ticket even and i'm trying to resell it, if you guys want it:
<snip>

No links to ads, thank you.

Roger Hassenforder

is it on in the feckin zoo?

flc37ie6ojwkh8

Patww79 wrote: »

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Maybe the box of Kerrangs... haha

jayo26

Was in enniscorthy mart last week it wouldn't be my kinda thing going around slapping sheep and cows on the arse.

OldMrBrennan83

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Harry Palmr

As it'll probably look like this I wouldn't go