beertons wrote: » Can you not postpone your other plans and go for the crack?
Lorelli! wrote: » Was at a function in a hotel one night and my oh and i got invited up to a friend of a friend's hotel room for drinks. There were two other couples and a few other people there. Two of the wives started kissing each other on the bed while their husband's stood there with their drink and half watched/half engaged in conversation with one another My oh looked at me and said "c'mon Lorelli, we're going, finish your drink there" :pac:
Samuel T. Cogley wrote: » They're an odd mix of sex and Iceland party-nibbles; in the UK at least.
nervous_twitch wrote: » I went to one. It was a bit odd. No clothes allowed. So I stripped, had a shower and got a drink. There was a mattress in the middle of the living space that a big bunch of people were riding on. Totally awkward, trying to drink and make small talk with another naked guy as we pretended to be oblivious to the dirt happening around us. I don't think the Irish are made for sex parties.
Mrcaramelchoc wrote: » nervous_twitch wrote: » I went to one. It was a bit odd. No clothes allowed. So I stripped, had a shower and got a drink. There was a mattress in the middle of the living space that a big bunch of people were riding on. Totally awkward, trying to drink and make small talk with another naked guy as we pretended to be oblivious to the dirt happening around us. I don't think the Irish are made for sex parties. Is that where you developed you're username?
B0jangles wrote: » I went to one once but it was really really loud and I don't much like jazz so I left after 20 minutes. Edit: sorry, misread the title. No I've never been to a sex party - sorry OP
Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: » I have some issues related to my job and need to travel from time to time. I already bough the ticket even and i'm trying to resell it, if you guys want it: <snip>
Patww79 wrote: » That's not a sex party, it's a group of men hiring a load of brassers for the week
Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: » It's a party. Lots of sex. Sex party. The fact that we look after the girls for it is irrelevant. Anyway. I don't care. I get my ballsack licked by a young one at least twice a year. That keeps me happy.
JohnnyFlash wrote: Do you mind me asking what age you are, pal? The reason I ask is that I’m in my early 50’s and have no problem pulling a young one for a good ride over the staying course, if you catch my drift? Broke up with my witch of an ex-wife about a year ago, and it’s the best thing I ever did. Figured out there’s more to life than getting the ride twice a year from a whale who looks like that Jo Brand one off the telly.
JohnnyFlash wrote: » Do you mind me asking what age you are, pal? The reason I ask is that I’m in my early 50’s and have no problem pulling a young one for a good ride over the staying course, if you catch my drift? Broke up with my witch of an ex-wife about a year ago, and it’s the best thing I ever did. Figured out there’s more to life than getting the ride twice a year from a whale who looks like that Jo Brand one off the telly. House nightclub on Leeson Street, Paddy. Bring plenty of cash and leave the wedding ring at home. And remember, always wrap your mickey before getting down and dirty.
Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: » I'm in my mid forties horse. Fair play to you Johnny! Ah no I'm happy enough in my marriage and have kids so am happy enough. I wouldn't ever do the dirt at home. Not fair to the wife or kids. Normally keep my extra curricular activities to when I'm out foreign. Better birds and no chance of being caught. Most of the lads in my group are the same. There was a time when we would have had 3 or 4 stag parties to go to a year but nearly everyone is married now so that's when we all got interested in the golf courses of the Mediterranean. Portugal and Spain are the best places to score a hole in one Thinking about a two week trip to Thailand next year all going well. The birds there are supposed to do everything and for the price of a round of drinks!
Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: » I'm in my mid forties horse. Fair play to you Johnny! Ah no I'm happy enough in my marriage and have kids so am happy enough. I wouldn't ever do the dirt at home. Not fair to the wife or kids. Normally keep my extra curricular activities to when I'm out foreign. Better birds and no chance of being caught.
fullstop wrote: » You're happy enough in your marriage but you're off riding hookers twice a year? Riiiiight :rolleyes:
Rackstar wrote: » Why can’t you go?
Martina1991 wrote: » There was a thread in AH not too long ago started by a woman considering having a physical relationship with another man. She was slated in the thread. Called names and was told she was a bad mother. If playing away is the norm for some men why isn't it accepted for women.
James Bond Junior wrote: » Loads of times, great craic. I was the only one there though.
Pintman Paddy Losty wrote: » Any man that says he wouldn't enjoy a rim job from a young one is telling you porkies. I love my wife and kids. Doesn't mean I don't have urges like any other man. Off your sanctimonious high horse now, good lad.
