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Sex party, have you ever been?

  • 30-01-2018 8:13pm
    #1
    flc37ie6ojwkh8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭


    I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.
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  • #2
    Rackstar
    Registered Users Posts: 1,347 ✭✭✭Rackstar


    Why can’t you go?


  • #3
    Slattsy
    Registered Users Posts: 15,775 ✭✭✭✭Slattsy


    Whats a party?


  • #4
    Jim Bob Scratcher
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,231 ✭✭✭Jim Bob Scratcher




  • #5
    James Bond Junior
    Registered Users Posts: 5,127 ✭✭✭James Bond Junior


    Loads of times, great craic. I was the only one there though.


  • #6
    buried
    Registered Users Posts: 9,659 ✭✭✭buried


    "You have disgraced yourselves again" - W. B. Yeats



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  • #7
    DanMurphy
    Registered Users Posts: 398 ✭✭DanMurphy


    James Bond Junior wrote: »
    Loads of times, great craic. I was the only one there though.

    Just you....and, the hidden cameras! :D


  • #8
    sjb25
    Registered Users Posts: 3,374 ✭✭✭sjb25


    Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »
    I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

    And where mite this gathering be


  • #9
    pemay
    Registered Users Posts: 167 ✭✭pemay


    I stumbled into one once, and like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way around.

    Because I was blind, you see.


  • #10
    BoroMan32
    Registered Users Posts: 616 ✭✭✭BoroMan32


    Rackstar wrote: »
    Why can’t you go?

    Coming might be the problem, not going.


  • #11
    beertons
    Hosted Moderators Posts: 23,052 ✭✭✭✭beertons


    Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »
    I was going to go to one on February but I can't. Do you guys have some experience in this? I feel really tempted to try.

    Can you not postpone your other plans and go for the crack?


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  • #12
    B0jangles
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,951 ✭✭✭B0jangles


    I went to one once but it was really really loud and I don't much like jazz so I left after 20 minutes.




    Edit: sorry, misread the title. No I've never been to a sex party - sorry OP


  • #13
    flc37ie6ojwkh8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭flc37ie6ojwkh8


    Rackstar wrote: »
    Why can’t you go?

    I have some issues related to my job and need to travel from time to time. I already bough the ticket even and i'm trying to resell it, if you guys want it:
    <snip>


  • #14
    judeboy101
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 3,246 ✭✭✭judeboy101


    There's a party in my pants and everyone's invited kinda party?


  • #15
    Harry Palmr
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40,061 ✭✭✭✭Harry Palmr


    As it'll probably look like this I wouldn't go

    Ch3dLZ8WEAAZUqK.jpg


  • #16
    OldMrBrennan83
    Closed Accounts Posts: 26,658 ✭✭✭✭OldMrBrennan83


    This post has been deleted.


  • #17
    jayo26
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,779 ✭✭✭✭jayo26


    Was in enniscorthy mart last week it wouldn't be my kinda thing going around slapping sheep and cows on the arse.


  • #18
    flc37ie6ojwkh8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭flc37ie6ojwkh8


    Patww79 wrote: »
    This post has been deleted.

    Maybe the box of Kerrangs... haha


  • #19
    Roger Hassenforder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 8,555 ✭✭✭Roger Hassenforder


    Screenshot_2018_01_30_at_7_59_53_PM.png

    is it on in the feckin zoo?


  • #20
    Zaph
    Registered Users, Subscribers Posts: 47,268 ✭✭✭✭Zaph


    Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »
    I have some issues related to my job and need to travel from time to time. I already bough the ticket even and i'm trying to resell it, if you guys want it:
    <snip>

    No links to ads, thank you.


  • #21
    Berserker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,046 ✭✭✭Berserker


    buried wrote: »

    Great clip from a great sitcom. None of this happy clappy trash.
    Emory Fast Marshmallow wrote: »
    I already bough the ticket even and i'm trying to resell it, if you guys want it:
    <snip>

    Do you buy tickets to a sex party? I would have thought that it would be an invite only event.


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  • #22
    riffmongous
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 12,616 Mod ✭✭✭✭riffmongous


    pemay wrote: »
    I stumbled into one once, and like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way around.

    Because I was blind, you see.

    Got some in your eye?


  • #23
    MilesMorales1
    Registered Users Posts: 6,431 ✭✭✭MilesMorales1


    A sex party of one? Yeah sure.


  • #24
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,037 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    I went to one in Prague once. It was weird but I don't regret it.


  • #25
    Littlehorny
    Registered Users Posts: 2,351 ✭✭✭Littlehorny


    I would imagine its a bit like a party where you bring your own beer, either bring a woman or get the fook out! :)


  • #26
    Mister Vain
    Registered Users Posts: 6,037 ✭✭✭Mister Vain


    Littlehorny wrote: »
    I would imagine its a bit like a party where you bring your own beer, either bring a woman or get the fook out! :)

    The one I went to had loads of women already there. Actually it may have been a whore house. I was fairly drunk.


  • #27
    dd972
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,563 ✭✭✭dd972


    You'll be disappointing a load of people that you didn't come, OP.


  • #28
    Fann Linn
    Registered Users Posts: 7,770 ✭✭✭Fann Linn


    B0jangles wrote: »
    I went to one once but it was really really loud and I don't much like jazz so I left after 20 minutes.




    Edit: sorry, misread the title. No I've never been to a sex party - sorry OP


    ....'i don't much like jizz so I left after 20....'

    FYP.


  • #29
    Donald Trump
    Registered Users Posts: 19,008 ✭✭✭✭Donald Trump


    pemay wrote: »
    I stumbled into one once, and like a blind man at an orgy, I had to feel my way around.

    Because I was blind, you see.


    So Br. Murphy was right when he told you to cut it out or you'd go blind


  • #30
    Capt'n Midnight
    Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 90,646 Mod ✭✭✭✭Capt'n Midnight


    The principle of generating small amounts of finite improbability by simply hooking the logic circuits of a Bambleweeny 57 Sub-Meson Brain to an atomic vector plotter suspended in a strong Brownian Motion producer (say a nice hot cup of tea) were of course well understood — and such generators were often used to break the ice at parties by making all the molecules in the hostess's undergarments leap simultaneously one foot to the left, in accordance with the theory of indeterminacy.

    Many respectable physicists said that they weren't going to stand for this, partly because it was a debasement of science,
    but mostly because they didn't get invited to those sorts of parties.     :(


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  • #31
    flc37ie6ojwkh8
    Closed Accounts Posts: 59 ✭✭flc37ie6ojwkh8


    dd972 wrote: »
    You'll be disappointing a load of people that you didn't come, OP.

    Well, hopefully more will come.


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