Thinks Wich Trivilly anoy u.

ancapailldorcha

As promised. Enjoy.

Boom_Bap wrote: »

Welcome to the newnew Trivial Annoyance thread. Breathe in that new new thread smell, embrace it and then let fly with your TA's (Trivial Annoyances)

But before you do, there are some rules. These are the rules that will be strictly enforced. If they are broken they will be punished in a way that will trivially annoy you. It may be a ban of random length, it may be a public flogging, it may be a thread ban, you may need to serve an embarrassing punishment before you are allowed to return.

- This is not a chat thread, so no jumping into conversation off the back of someone's TA.
- By all means agree with someone's TA, but show how it annoys you as well.
- Each post must contain a trivial annoyance.
- Each post must contain a trivial annoyance.
- Each post must contain a trivial annoyance.
- Did I mention that each post must contain a trivial annoyance.
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Skylinehead

Should have left them stewing for a few more minutes :pac:

Ted_YNWA

TA that we are allowed to be TA'd again,

Marje

ancapailldorcha wrote: »

As promised. Enjoy.

We won't enjoy it one bit... :mad:



:pac:

Quazzie

At least this one is clear about what it is

ancapailldorcha

Quazzie wrote: »

At least this one is clear about what it is

We can always fix that.

Ilovethe bonesofyou

Getting annoyingly TA'd by the cray cray drivers I'm encountering on my drive to work in the mornings. Regularly at the same spot I'm meeting cars coming round a bend on my side of the road because they're avoiding what's not even a proper pothole but a small patch of poor road surface. What the hell is wrong with ye ye absolute flutebags!

JCX BXC

TA that the link ancapailldorcha left in the last TA thread didn't link to this TA thread.

TA that I've said TA so much.

NollagShona

TA'd with ACD's infinite loop!

gifted

I'm in....woo hoo...forgot what I was annoyed at now lol lol

NollagShona

Ta'ed at how broke I am! And will be!!!

RobbingBandit

This thread needs more cray, triple cray or we riot.

NollagShona

RobbingBandit wrote: »

This thread needs more cray, triple cray or we riot.

Cray Cray Good
Cray Cray Cray WTF???


Ta'ed at Cray Cray Cray!!!!

RobbingBandit

TA you can't keep up, we be going triple cray up in here from now on britches

erica74

So tired, cosy sitting on my bed but have to get up and have a shower and put on my pyjamas. Uck fucking uck.

corner of hells

TA , that my new bastard car has broken down already.
The malignant fvuker broke dowm after two days.TWO DAYS .......

Gwynplaine

corner of hells wrote: »

TA , that my new bastard car has broken down already.
The malignant fvuker broke dowm after two days.TWO DAYS .......

Holy sh1te. What car is it?

Bitches Be Trypsin

TA I was so worried there wouldn't be a new thread

TA is that I'm really tired but want to stay up eating chocolates.




:pac:

Pac1Man

Only 19 posts in three hours? Strange idea for a thread. I can't see it catching on.

DunnoKidz

Eyes drooping, can't fight sleep... sure, until I climb in bed, then IN...SOM...NIA.

TA'ed the Sandman is a messer.

Iseedeadpixels

TA'd at the horrendous stomach pain when I woke up, sitting here in work feeling sorry for myself.

jimgoose

RobbingBandit wrote: »

This thread needs more cray, triple cray or we riot.

razorblunt

Throwback Thursday is something I look forward to on Spotify for the morning commute each Thursday. It's a nice ease in to the weekend.

The Playlist today is absolute shííte.

Badly Drunk Boy

Trivially annoyed by the increased use to the term 'cray cray' in here.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH YE PEOPLE?!?

RobbingBandit

We be nuts some more than others

BBDBB

TA that I woke at quarter to 6, dozed back off expecting to awake in about half an hour as usual.....woke up 2 hours later and then the panicked adrenaline rush of running late. Not only that but what woke me was a dream where I was insulted by a member of another forum who I know in passing and have had little interaction with. So I spent the first half an hour of my journey looking at my watch and winding myself up about how best to reply to the insult............that never actually happened. Head wrecked at myself at being "cray cray"

Lorelli!

Something's wrong with the lock on my front door and its taking me about 5 minutes each time to get it open

Dial Hard

All the lemmings in my office banging on about their January detox.

THERE IS NO SUCH THING. :mad::mad::mad::mad::mad:

SusieBlue

I have a mouth ulcer just inside my bottom lip and my bottom teeth keep scraping off it

Tell me how

WhiteRoses wrote: »

I have a mouth ulcer just inside my bottom lip and my bottom teeth keep scraping off it

That's enough boards for today.

jimgoose

Now hear this - the next person who identifies themselves as being part of a "crew" or a "squad" outside of a military or ESB repair context will have a rusty Essex V6 camshaft inserted in them.

Vel

I bought a slow cooker in Lidl yesterday. Its large and comes in an even larger box. I had to carry it for about 10 minutes as my car was parked elsewhere.

Well. F*ck me, you'd swear I was parading through the streets with the sweet baby Jesus himself cradled in my arms there was that much gawping going on.

It's a slow cooker people. In a large box. That I am carrying in my arms. Wind your necks in!

Surreptitious

People driving around in heavy fog with no lights on. Yes, you have a dark grey car and I can't see you!

RobbingBandit

Surreptitious wrote: »

People driving around in heavy fog with no lights on. Yes, you have a dark grey car and I can't see you!

Stephen King wants his storyline back

Surreptitious

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Stephen King wants his storyline back

He can keep it! I have my own myriad of ideas ready for publication :pac:

TA not famous yet for poetic discourse.

Your Face

When I say "Good Morning" to someone and they give "Um-hmm" in response.

To me it sounds fairly ignorant.

razorblunt

RobbingBandit wrote: »

Stephen King wants his storyline back

Stephen King of all people should be campaigning for better road safety!

Yeah_Right

Your Face wrote: »

When I say "Good Morning" to someone and they give "Um-hmm" in response.

To me it sounds fairly ignorant.

My TA is people saying good morning to me before I've had my fifth cup of coffee. **** off with your cheery greetings. In fact, don't speak.

Your Face

Yeah_Right wrote: »

My TA is people saying good morning to me before I've had my fifth cup of coffee. **** off with your cheery greetings. In fact, don't speak.

You need professional help

SusieBlue

Just realised there's a dent in my bra so it looks like I've one extremely hard, protruding nipple on just one side of my body.

retro:electro

TA that I didn't know there was a new TA party happening over here.
Hate all of you.

Dial Hard

WhiteRoses wrote: »

Just realised there's a dent in my bra so it looks like I've one extremely hard, protruding nipple on just one side of my body.

I had a denty bra before that made me look like I had one inverted nipple.

Needless to say it went in the bin as soon as I copped it.

ohnonotgmail

TA'd at all this talk of boobies and i'm getting none.

jimgoose

ohnonotgmail wrote: »

TA'd at all this talk of boobies and i'm getting none.

That's a pity. Boobies are very nice. Ladies, give me those yokes there, I'll tap the dents out with a ball-peen hammer. Oo-er Vicar!!

Trigger Happy

It's like a scene from a Stephen King novel outside at the moment. Pesky fog.

ohnonotgmail

jimgoose wrote: »

That's a pity. Boobies are very nice. Ladies, give me those yokes there, I'll tap the dents out with a ball-peen hammer. Oo-er Vicar!!

well thats a new euphamism for me

Ilovethe bonesofyou

Badly Drunk Boy wrote:

Trivially annoyed by the increased use to the term 'cray cray' in here.

BDB be so cray cray.

erica74

Surreptitious wrote: »

People driving around in heavy fog with no lights on. Yes, you have a dark grey car and I can't see you!

Drove behind a Garda car earlier for about 10 minutes, vehicles going both directions with NO LIGHTS ON and I didn't see them pull anyone over. However, this lack of enforcement was explained further up the road when the car went onto the roundabout in the wrong lane and at the last second cut off the car in front of me to take the sane exit as us, from the wrong lane. You can't very well enforce the law when you don't know how to drive yourself!

My TA is when people speak to me when I'm out in public with my visible earphones in and then act all offended when I don't respond. Earlier today I was in a Lidl local to where I work. I was wandering up and down the middle aisle listening to music when next thing, someone grabs my arm. I was ready to chew the head off the person when I realised it was someone from work. She had a stroppy vibe coming off her and said to me "I said hello to you about 100 times and you ignored me!" I tried explaining I had my earphones in and she said "so rude!" and stomped off.

My other TA is just all the idiots everywhere all the time every day all week long in every location all over the place. I'm in one of those moods where the only interaction I want to have is talking to my dogs in our special secret language.

Rubberlegs

A sulky on the ring road in the thick fog. What an utter gobsh1te! The car in front of me indicated into the other lane to go around it, and I could barely see it ahead of me then. He was looking to be cleared out of it, an accident waiting to happen

NollagShona

Fecking amount of weirdos on the train