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The try harder if ye want to keep a second joke thread thread

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  • Registered Users Posts: 17,813 ✭✭✭✭ fryup


    and you drove to your local grocery store😉



  • Registered Users Posts: 177 ✭✭ FraserburghFreddie


    Guy in office:"My computer just went down on me!"

    Lady in next office:"Which button did you press to get that???"



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  • Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 41,843 Mod ✭✭✭✭ magicbastarder


    me: tell me what you know about atoms

    my friend: very little, actually

    me: well yes, but besides that



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 87,815 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    I come from a long line of Cocaine addicts.



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  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 87,815 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    It's a bit cloudy today.

    Maybe I should see a urologist.



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,879 ✭✭✭ joeguevara


    About 2 weeks ago out of sheer boredom I set up a TikTok account just to tell jokes.

    This one has 833k views in 5 days. Hopefully find it funny

    https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMLpmTn4F/



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 71,458 Mod ✭✭✭✭ New Home


    ^^^

    (Should be in the same category as clickbait)



  • Registered Users Posts: 6,879 ✭✭✭ joeguevara


    Apologies if it looked like that…just thought it was funny



  • Moderators, Arts Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 71,458 Mod ✭✭✭✭ New Home


    🙂 That's ok - just because I didn't like doesn't mean nobody did. I just thought it would have been funnier to read it, I wasn't too gone on the delivery.


    Anyway, here's another atrocious joke:

    Child: "Mammy, Daddy is disgusting!"

    Mother: "Shut up and eat!".



  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Technology & Internet Moderators Posts: 87,815 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Capt'n Midnight


    BREAKING: World's biggest clown purchases world's largest circus.



  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,922 Mod ✭✭✭✭ iamstop


    Two cannibals eating a clown:

    Cannibal 1: Does this taste funny to you?



  • Registered Users Posts: 17,813 ✭✭✭✭ fryup




  • Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 7,112 Mod ✭✭✭✭ Gloomtastic!


    I think it’s a reference to Musk buying Twitter. Funny! 🙄



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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,879 ✭✭✭ joeguevara


    It breaks my heart that pirates spend their whole lives following a map, when the real treasure is the friendships they build along the way.



  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 8,922 Mod ✭✭✭✭ iamstop


    What did the octogenarian pirate say?

    I'm eighty!



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