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The try harder if ye want to keep a second joke thread thread

Mr. CooL ICE · 2017-06-15 16:09:42

How do you know penguins good race car drivers? Because they are always in pole position. What do you call 500 penguins in Athlone? Lost. Why can't penguins fly? Because they are chocolate biscuits. Original thread here

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#5192 14-07-2025 07:49PM

everlast75

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I eventually received my shipment of snails, a whole shipping container worth.
They marked it as "S - Cargo" ...

Elect a clown... Expect a circus

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#5193 15-07-2025 09:50AM

everlast75

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A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast.
The entire bus goes silent, and the embarrassed woman desperately tries to think of something to say to the man sitting next to her.
"Um ... do you have a transfer ticket?" she finally asks.
"No, I don't," he replies. "But when we pass the next tree, I'll try to grab you a handful of leaves."

Elect a clown... Expect a circus

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#5194 18-07-2025 07:41AM

M.T. Cranium

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Did you know that mushrooms played golf?
They have a tournament and the winner is known as the champignon golfer of the year.

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