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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #1352
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    The Honey Monster wrote: »
    This morning a photo of a dead child in a coffin showed up on my newsfeed, popped up because one of my asshat friends on facebook typed "amen" under it.

    Click unfriend.

    Went into the persons page who originally uploaded the pic, their page is just pics of dead children, abused animals, natural disasters etc with the caption "Like to stop this happening to dogs" or "You can't scroll past this without typing amen" - People seiiting up facebook accounts just to get likes or thanks is literally the most pathetic thing you'll see online especially as it uses other peoples misfortune to generate them. What sick pathetic *****.

    Most of these pages are started by or bought out by marketing agencies/advertisers. They post stuff guaranteed to generate likes/shares as it increases traffic to their pages with their ads on it. Same as pages called Argos. or Xbox360. that claim to be giving out free vouchers or unopened Xboxes. A shocking amount of my friends fall for these all the time.


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    #1353
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    The Honey Monster wrote: »
    Facewoof

    Barkbook.


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    #1354
    Kevhog1988
    Registered Users Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭Kevhog1988


    gutenberg wrote: »
    I know two people who set up Facebook profiles for their pets. The prospect of this genuinely happening is scarily real.


    Cousin has one for the jack russell too.


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    #1355
    gutenberg
    Registered Users Posts: 984 ✭✭✭gutenberg


    theemigrant wrote: »
    Cousin has one for the jack russell too.

    One of the people I know is also a family member. Makes un-friending a bit more complicated :(


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    #1356
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    gutenberg wrote: »
    One of the people I know is also a family member. Makes un-friending a bit more complicated :(

    That's really woof on you… try not to make a dog's dinner of it.


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    #1357
    Liam McPoyle
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,846 ✭✭✭✭Liam McPoyle


    Enjoyed this.


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    #1358
    MonkstownHoop
    Registered Users Posts: 3,196 ✭✭✭MonkstownHoop


    You can always just unfollow people if unfriending is an issue


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    #1359
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    "as most of you no caleb was born last week an of course I love him ta bits. the only thing is and why didn anyone warn me that id be so sore!! feel like i had sex with you-sane bold. sorry if im oversharing but if i can warn other motors out there that your going to be sore then ive done my job. roll on friday for drinkies hunzos"


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    #1360
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "as most of you no caleb was born last week an of course I love him ta bits. the only thing is and why didn anyone warn me that id be so sore!! feel like i had sex with you-sane bold. sorry if im oversharing but if i can warn other motors out there that your going to be sore then ive done my job. roll on friday for drinkies hunzos"

    She had sex with my sane bold? Nobody told me that!!! If I catch her or any other cars around my sane bold, there be no drinkies or ta bits with the hunzos!


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    #1361
    massdebater
    Registered Users Posts: 2,251 ✭✭✭massdebater


    'You-sane bold'

    wow :o


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    #1362
    WarZ
    Closed Accounts Posts: 972 ✭✭✭WarZ


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "Happy 1st birthday George!!!!! Since you came into our world you have brought us nothing but happiness, we couldn't imagine life without you, you are the reason we smile, the reason we are happy and the reason we get up in the morning. I loved you from the minute I saw you and I always will."

    Nice sentimental post there. Accompanied by a photo of a pug wearing a party hat, about to tuck into two fried steaks and a big bone.


    That is obviously a piss take and a funny one at that. Do people really think she/he was being serious? I'd throw it a like tbh.


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    #1363
    Gunslinger92
    Registered Users Posts: 1,901 ✭✭✭Gunslinger92


    Fussy onion when I see you've posted in here I know I'm in for a treat :D


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    #1364
    Loughc
    Moderators, Business & Finance Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 24,773 Mod ✭✭✭✭Loughc


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "as most of you no caleb was born last week an of course I love him ta bits. the only thing is and why didn anyone warn me that id be so sore!! feel like i had sex with you-sane bold. sorry if im oversharing but if i can warn other motors out there that your going to be sore then ive done my job. roll on friday for drinkies hunzos"

    It's good that she's warning other motors. I'm assuming she's off out for a few cans of oil on Friday so.


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    #1365
    Zymurgist
    Registered Users Posts: 524 ✭✭✭Zymurgist


    Is goin for a pint r ten taday cuz its friday i aint got no job and i aint got **** ta doo


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    #1366
    brandnewaward
    Registered Users Posts: 438 ✭✭brandnewaward


    Zymurgist wrote: »
    Is goin for a pint r ten taday cuz its friday i aint got no job and i aint got **** ta doo

    obviously has no skool ta go too either


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    #1367
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "as most of you no caleb was born last week an of course I love him ta bits. the only thing is and why didn anyone warn me that id be so sore!! feel like i had sex with you-sane bold. sorry if im oversharing but if i can warn other motors out there that your going to be sore then ive done my job. roll on friday for drinkies hunzos"


    Tell the truth fussyonion, you made this up yourself, didn't ya?

    Nobody could be that thick. "you-sane bold".

    If you did make it up, thanks, you made me laugh. :)


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    #1368
    osarusan
    Registered Users Posts: 16,577 ✭✭✭✭osarusan


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Nobody could be that thick. "you-sane bold".
    Would that not be autocorrect for something dictated to siri or another similar system?

    Although I suppose it wouldn't be hyphenated.

    EDIT: anyway, plenty of other misspellings that wouldn't have happened on autocorrect.


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    #1369
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    osarusan wrote: »
    Would that not be autocorrect for something dictated to siri or another similar system?
    EDIT: anyway, plenty of other misspellings that wouldn't have happened on autocorrect.

    You forget, we're talking really dumb Facebook users here, who may have heard of " you-sane bolt" but Sirius won't feature as part of their vocabulary


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    #1370
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    coolhull wrote: »
    You forget, we're talking really dumb Facebook users here, who may have heard of " you-sane bolt" but Sirius won't feature as part of their vocabulary

    Ahem, you spelt it wrong. It's actually You-sane Bold.


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    #1371
    MrStuffins
    Registered Users Posts: 19,154 ✭✭✭✭MrStuffins


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "as most of you no caleb was born last week an of course I love him ta bits. the only thing is and why didn anyone warn me that id be so sore!! feel like i had sex with you-sane bold. sorry if im oversharing but if i can warn other motors out there that your going to be sore then ive done my job. roll on friday for drinkies hunzos"

    http://blog.heartland.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/homer_jump_the_shark.gif


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    #1372
    Ice Storm
    Registered Users Posts: 938 ✭✭✭Ice Storm


    fussyonion wrote: »
    "as most of you no caleb was born last week an of course I love him ta bits. the only thing is and why didn anyone warn me that id be so sore!! feel like i had sex with you-sane bold. sorry if im oversharing but if i can warn other motors out there that your going to be sore then ive done my job. roll on friday for drinkies hunzos"
    This couldn't be real... could it?

    What are the comments like?


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    #1373
    harney
    Registered Users Posts: 1,215 ✭✭✭harney


    Ice Storm wrote: »
    This couldn't be real... could it?

    What are the comments like?

    Her mother probably "Liked" it.


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    #1374
    fullstop
    Registered Users Posts: 11,338 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Loughc wrote: »
    It's good that she's warning other motors. I'm assuming she's off out for a few cans of oil on Friday so.

    Has anyone shared this with the motors forum :(


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    #1375
    cowboyBuilder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    people who post on other peoples pages 'Answer your phone' or 'when you see this ring or message me'. :mad::mad::mad::mad:

    Just so people can see this and say 'whats up hun' or 'hope everything is ok'.

    i wonder did the facebook founders think about cyber bullying prob a leading cause of suicide in teens today.


    Maybe, maybe not - you really think that sociopathic pig that founded Facebook gives a sh*t ?


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    #1376
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Tell the truth fussyonion, you made this up yourself, didn't ya?

    Nobody could be that thick. "you-sane bold".

    If you did make it up, thanks, you made me laugh. :)

    I'm not hunzo enough to be able to make it up.
    It's both unfortunate yet amusing that I have people like this on my FB but as long as they spout ****e, I'll be here to report it for your pleasure.


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    #1377
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    theemigrant wrote: »
    Cousin has one for the jack russell too.
    gutenberg wrote: »
    One of the people I know is also a family member. Makes un-friending a bit more complicated :(

    Just report the pet profile and FB will remove it.


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    #1378
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Fm104 right now is like one long "r u OK hun" status


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    #1379
    Queen-Mise
    Registered Users Posts: 7,461 ✭✭✭Queen-Mise


    The irony is high with this one.


    'When people spell angel 'angle' I don't no weather to laugh or cry.'

    29 likes and 12 comments all agreeing with original poster. And even including pictures of angles with halos.

    It physically hurt not to say anything.


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    #1380
    coffee_cake
    Moderators, Category Moderators, Politics Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 81,309 CMod ✭✭✭✭coffee_cake


    Queen-Mise wrote: »
    The irony is high with this one.


    'When people spell angel 'angle' I don't no weather to laugh or cry.'

    29 likes and 12 comments all agreeing with original poster. And even including pictures of angles with halos.

    It physically hurt not to say anything.

    Post a picture of some weather


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    #1381
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    Queen-Mise wrote: »
    The irony is high with this one.


    'When people spell angel 'angle' I don't no weather to laugh or cry.'
    When people spell "weather" when they mean "whether" I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

    Just kidding'!


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