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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #1322
    as_mo_bhosca
    Registered Users Posts: 217 ✭✭as_mo_bhosca


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    They really fecked up. It's actually his 7th birthday…

    Seriously though, what a bunch of numpties.

    Actually, he'd be ten and a half, 21 on his second birthday and add five years for every subsequent year.


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    #1323
    Gerinspain
    Registered Users Posts: 68 ✭✭Gerinspain


    "2m,s dinner done! [gasp emoticon] who needs a ****ing prozac [grin emoticon] thinking i,m some kinda mary poppins haha."


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    #1324
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    Just got this in a message. I'm a guy.

    You should not have liked or commented.... Hahaha! Now you have to pick from one of the below and post it as your status. This is the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness game. Don't be a spoiled sport. Pick your poison from one of these and post it as your status.
    1 Diarrhea again?
    2 Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket.
    3 How do you get rid of foot fungus?
    4 No toilet paper, goodbye socks.
    5 I think I'm in love with someone?
    6 I've decided to stop wearing underwear.
    7 It's confirmed I'm going to be a mommy/daddy.
    8 Just won $900 on a scratchy
    9 I'm a lesbian.
    10 I'm getting married.
    Post with no explanations. Sorry, I fell for it too. Looking forward to your post. Ahhh don't ruin it. (Don't let the secret out). And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness.... Be a good sport


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    #1325
    TheChevron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron


    ken wrote: »
    Just got this in a message. I'm a guy.

    You should not have liked or commented.... Hahaha! Now you have to pick from one of the below and post it as your status. This is the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness game. Don't be a spoiled sport. Pick your poison from one of these and post it as your status.
    1 Diarrhea again?
    2 Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket.
    3 How do you get rid of foot fungus?
    4 No toilet paper, goodbye socks.
    5 I think I'm in love with someone?
    6 I've decided to stop wearing underwear.
    7 It's confirmed I'm going to be a mommy/daddy.
    8 Just won $900 on a scratchy
    9 I'm a lesbian.
    10 I'm getting married.
    Post with no explanations. Sorry, I fell for it too. Looking forward to your post. Ahhh don't ruin it. (Don't let the secret out). And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness.... Be a good sport

    You should not have liked or commented.


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    #1326
    Ken.
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12,898 ✭✭✭✭Ken.


    TheChevron wrote: »
    You should not have liked or commented.

    The person asked me a question which I answered. Then they posted that crap.


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    #1327
    Omackeral
    Registered Users Posts: 32,956 ✭✭✭✭Omackeral


    ken wrote: »
    Just got this in a message. I'm a guy.

    You should not have liked or commented.... Hahaha! Now you have to pick from one of the below and post it as your status. This is the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness game. Don't be a spoiled sport. Pick your poison from one of these and post it as your status.
    1 Diarrhea again?
    2 Just used my boobs to get out of a speeding ticket.
    3 How do you get rid of foot fungus?
    4 No toilet paper, goodbye socks.
    5 I think I'm in love with someone?
    6 I've decided to stop wearing underwear.
    7 It's confirmed I'm going to be a mommy/daddy.
    8 Just won $900 on a scratchy
    9 I'm a lesbian.
    10 I'm getting married.
    Post with no explanations. Sorry, I fell for it too. Looking forward to your post. Ahhh don't ruin it. (Don't let the secret out). And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness.... Be a good sport

    Whoever keeps circulating that deserves Canc...


    .... to stand on Lego in their bare feet.


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    #1328
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    '' Not feelin gr8 today, cramps, stiff nek, migreine anal''


    Anal migraine? That's usually a sign that something's not right


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    #1329
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    coolhull wrote: »
    '' Not feelin gr8 today, cramps, stiff nek, migreine anal''


    Anal migraine? That's usually a sign that something's not right
    It's a pain in the hole.


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    #1330
    Cantona's Collars
    Registered Users Posts: 33,709 ✭✭✭✭Cantona's Collars


    starling wrote: »
    They were always like that. Facebook just provides a venue where they're more visible. I always think of Facebook as being one of the major factors in attracting certain people to the Internet who might never have had any interest in going near a computer otherwise. (There are others, like eBay or Netflix or whatever). I seem to know a lot of people who would never touch a computer (except maybe for MS office at work) except for email and FB.

    I work with one,apparently there's very little online apart from "The Facebook".We get subjected to a constant stream of "I saw this/read that on the Facebook"....Go out and get some real friends and never mind telling us about the reams of sh1te that appears on your timeline.


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    #1331
    ElleEm
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,981 ✭✭✭ElleEm


    Weather to get me hair cut up short past me shoulders or not #desitionsdesitions


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    #1332
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    ElleEm wrote: »
    Weather to get me hair cut up short past me shoulders or not #desitionsdesitions

    Yeah we all have tough #decitions to make sometimes. I'm wondering 'weather' to leave Facebook altogether but then I'd miss gems like these


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    #1333
    Valentina
    Registered Users Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    My fb has been hacked. All my friends have been tagged in pornographic pictures and I want them taken down immediately. I did not do this.

    Bloody hackers :rolleyes:


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    #1334
    dirkmeister
    Registered Users Posts: 2,656 ✭✭✭dirkmeister


    Wish I had mine here.. Happy grand parents day to mine In heaven looking down on us love ye!xx


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    #1335
    siblers
    Registered Users Posts: 12,426 ✭✭✭✭siblers


    ken wrote: »
    Just got this in a message. I'm a guy.

    You should not have liked or commented.... Hahaha! Now you have to pick from one of the below and post it as your status. This is the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness game. Don't be a spoiled sport. Pick your poison from one of these and post it as your status.
    .
    Post with no explanations. Sorry, I fell for it too. Looking forward to your post. Ahhh don't ruin it. (Don't let the secret out). And remember it's all for the 2015 Breast Cancer Awareness.... Be a good sport

    There's a thing going around now where you change your profile pic to a comic book character and you then give your friends a character too, it's to aware publicity for bullying or something like that. I have absolutely no idea how it will help to prevent people from bullied though.


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    #1336
    efb
    Closed Accounts Posts: 35,514 ✭✭✭✭efb


    The Honey Monster wrote: »
    Ah Jesus lads I thought I was safe in here. Kick us when we're down :(

    Arsenal didn't finish fourth- and they criticise FB posters...


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    #1337
    PTH2009
    Registered Users Posts: 38,152 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    I came across a local pub in my town who are having a staff party tonight and on the pubs facebook page is a picture of them of all with a message saying 'great staff that work hard and play hard'

    **** off you don't see other companies parading pictures of there staff party's online.


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    #1338
    blindside88
    Registered Users Posts: 1,968 ✭✭✭blindside88


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    I came across a local pub in my town who are having a staff party tonight and on the pubs facebook page is a picture of them of all with a message saying 'great staff that work hard and play hard'

    **** off you don't see other companies parading pictures of there staff party's online.

    I don't actually see the problem with this


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    #1339
    PTH2009
    Registered Users Posts: 38,152 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    blindside88 wrote: »
    I don't actually see the problem with this
    It's just cringe.


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    #1340
    siblers
    Registered Users Posts: 12,426 ✭✭✭✭siblers


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    I came across a local pub in my town who are having a staff party tonight and on the pubs facebook page is a picture of them of all with a message saying 'great staff that work hard and play hard'

    **** off you don't see other companies parading pictures of there staff party's online.

    I've seen plenty of companies do it. Seems perfectly normal.


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    #1341
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    It's just cringe.

    If it was an insurance company or something, maybe but from a pub I can't really see the issue…


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    #1342
    wildlifeboy
    Registered Users Posts: 1,170 ✭✭✭wildlifeboy


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    It's just cringe.

    someone needs a hobby


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    #1343
    Dolbert
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,154 ✭✭✭Dolbert


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    It's just cringe.

    You seem to really hate Facebook. You know it's not mandatory right?


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    #1344
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users Posts: 17,438 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    This morning a photo of a dead child in a coffin showed up on my newsfeed, popped up because one of my asshat friends on facebook typed "amen" under it.

    Click unfriend.

    Went into the persons page who originally uploaded the pic, their page is just pics of dead children, abused animals, natural disasters etc with the caption "Like to stop this happening to dogs" or "You can't scroll past this without typing amen" - People seiiting up facebook accounts just to get likes or thanks is literally the most pathetic thing you'll see online especially as it uses other peoples misfortune to generate them. What sick pathetic *****.


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    #1345
    arayess
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,707 ✭✭✭arayess


    PTH2009 wrote: »

    **** off you don't see other companies parading pictures of there staff party's online.

    but you do? or I do anyway


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    #1346
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,763 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    The Honey Monster wrote: »
    This morning a photo of a dead child in a coffin showed up on my newsfeed, popped up because one of my asshat friends on facebook typed "amen" under it.

    Click unfriend.

    Went into the persons page who originally uploaded the pic, their page is just pics of dead children, abused animals, natural disasters etc with the caption "Like to stop this happening to dogs" or "You can't scroll past this without typing amen" - People seiiting up facebook accounts just to get likes or thanks is literally the most pathetic thing you'll see online especially as it uses other peoples misfortune to generate them. What sick pathetic *****.

    Ah here. Everyone knows that Jesus and God are watching Facebook and will only do miracles if they get the desired number of likes.


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    #1347
    fathead82
    Registered Users Posts: 286 ✭✭fathead82


    A few weeks ago, someone on my news feed had a lecture up about how stupid it is to wish your 2 year old or your 90 year old grandad a happy birthday on facebook because they will never see it, he said its only attention seeking etc and argued his point over 23 comments under the post.
    Today, hes dog died and he and he wrote a facebook post to the dog telling him what a good friend he was and how much he will be missed!
    I'm sure the dog will really appreciate it when he gets to doggy heaven & logs into his Facebook.


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    #1348
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    fathead82 wrote: »
    A few weeks ago, someone on my news feed had a lecture up about how stupid it is to wish your 2 year old or your 90 year old grandad a happy birthday on facebook because they will never see it, he said its only attention seeking etc and argued his point over 23 comments under the post.
    Today, hes dog died and he and he wrote a facebook post to the dog telling him what a good friend he was and how much he will be missed!
    I'm sure the dog will really appreciate it when he gets to doggy heaven & logs into his Facebook.

    Set up a facebook page as his dog, have a halo on the dog for a profile pic and right 'Woof woof woof woof woof!!!' under his comment.


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    #1349
    gutenberg
    Registered Users Posts: 984 ✭✭✭gutenberg


    kunst nugget wrote: »
    Set up a facebook page as his dog, have a halo on the dog for a profile pic and right 'Woof woof woof woof woof!!!' under his comment.

    I know two people who set up Facebook profiles for their pets. The prospect of this genuinely happening is scarily real.


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    #1350
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    gutenberg wrote: »
    I know two people who set up Facebook profiles for their pets. The prospect of this genuinely happening is scarily real.

    I know someone that did the same thing. The words 'Fücking' and 'Gobshîte' spring to mind. We're no longer friends.


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    #1351
    MEGA BRO WOLF 5000
    Registered Users Posts: 17,438 ✭✭✭✭MEGA BRO WOLF 5000


    Facewoof


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