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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Plopsu wrote: »
    There entitled to use they're own grammar if they want.

    See, joking aside, there's no sound difference between they're, their and there but if you read out a sentence and read being as been, you sound like a dumbass. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 44 JK2015


    ''12:30 Aug 27, you will see two moons in the sky, but only one will be the moon. The other will be Mars. It won't happen again until 2287. No one alive has ever witnessed this happening''


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Seen Mars in the night sky? Bitch please! How thick are some people - very judging by these posts. I prefer when the www was just computer nerds


  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Try_harder wrote: »
    Seen Mars in the night sky? Bitch please! How thick are some people - very judging by these posts. I prefer when the www was just computer nerds

    The internet is full of human versions of Moon Moons


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    inforfun wrote: »
    The internet is full of human versions of Moon Moons

    And they are as common as mars in the night sky!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 11,647 ✭✭✭✭El Weirdo


    Tonight there is some people and kids .mite be not from Ireland or maybe another country that they need help yet we are told there is no money to give them .people in tents old sheds carbord boxs ditches .but yet we have 32 million to bring the pope to Ireland .too dublin for mass and knock for a pass true .when jeaus went too his death all he stood for was the poor and sick .what 32 million would do for the hse and mental health .pieata house .its a discrace on the Irish goverment . leo valkur .spelling not rite .should be sacked .all the sick kids in hospitail .cancer paschients in galway cancer .its a discrace .say what u think
    I received a screenshot of this rant and I just had to transcribe it for this thread.


  • Registered Users Posts: 13,845 ✭✭✭✭somesoldiers


    Lol “spelling not rite”


  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Lol “spelling not rite”

    To be fair (s)he's not wrong there.

    Most txt speak or just bad/lazy spelling at least resembles what it sounds like . I mean, its Varadkar. The odd e instead of an a or even throwing a u in shoild be the extent of mistakes in the spelling of it.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,353 ✭✭✭jprboy


    To be fair (s)he's not wrong there.

    Most txt speak or just bad/lazy spelling at least resembles what it sounds like . I mean, its Varadkar. The odd e instead of an a or even throwing a u in shoild be the extent of mistakes in the spelling of it.

    Tsk, tsk ;):D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 34,504 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    paschients

    Holy cow.

    Fingal County Council are certainly not competent to be making decisions about the most important piece of infrastructure on the island. They need to stick to badly designed cycle lanes and deciding on whether Mrs Murphy can have her kitchen extension.



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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    "I need advice if boyfrnd yours is cheated was you on but love was still her to there what do go that must be?"


  • Registered Users Posts: 16,156 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    rawn wrote: »
    "I need advice if boyfrnd yours is cheated was you on but love was still her to there what do go that must be?"

    Do we have to rearrange the words into the correct order?


  • Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    The spelling is not too bad in fairness.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,242 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    sligojoek wrote: »
    The spelling is not too bad in fairness.

    That's because they just stuck a pin in a dictionary 24 times and typed out whatever word they hit on.


  • Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    "Repost if you hope there will be a cure for cancer in your lifetime"...

    Jaysis, is that all we have to do? Just re-post?
    And there I was, thinking that maybe we'd have to, I dunno, support the scientists and doctors and so on who work day and night in laboraties to come up with a cure.
    When all along, all we had to do is to re-post this status.
    Oh, God, I've been so blind. But I've re-posted it now, so I've done my bit.
    I feel so much better.....


  • Registered Users Posts: 38,247 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    Should it not be "repost for a cure for cancer, like for no cure"

    Both sides deserve equal representation.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,681 ✭✭✭Try_harder


    Bit of a thread on a fb announcement of a wedding cancellation https://twitter.com/0lspicykeychain/status/1033361828292771840?s=21


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Try_harder wrote:
    Bit of a thread on a fb announcement of a wedding cancellation


    Please tell me that's fake. Please...

    What a car crash of a human being if it's real!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Try_harder wrote:
    Bit of a thread on a fb announcement of a wedding cancellation


    Please tell me that's fake. Please...

    What a car crash of a human being if it's real!!


  • Registered Users Posts: 28,843 ✭✭✭✭AndrewJRenko


    Try_harder wrote: »
    Bit of a thread on a fb announcement of a wedding cancellation https://twitter.com/0lspicykeychain/status/1033361828292771840?s=21

    That's special for sure.

    I blame the Kardashians. Seriously, there is a generation of mostly females who think that this is a 'normal' lifestyle, or something that can reasonably be aspired to.


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Try_harder wrote: »
    Bit of a thread on a fb announcement of a wedding cancellation https://twitter.com/0lspicykeychain/status/1033361828292771840?s=21

    I feel really, really bad for South America all of a sudden.


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,300 ✭✭✭✭razorblunt


    That has to be fake, surely?
    I like the not so subtle dropping on of the ring price tag too!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,598 ✭✭✭robarmstrong


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  • Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    Canada Goose jackets.
    Might as well just wear a sign that you are more trouble than you are worth.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,106 ✭✭✭PlaneSpeeking


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    51188f9ccf4390953760a250b3219c451a77fffe_hq.gif

    Credit for NEARLY getting rookie correct!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,111 ✭✭✭SirChenjin


    Try_harder wrote: »
    Bit of a thread on a fb announcement of a wedding cancellation https://twitter.com/0lspicykeychain/status/1033361828292771840?s=21

    I presume this is the same bull**** story I saw mentioned on another forum, where the bride (I think) was demanding more and more money.


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,450 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    SirChenjin wrote: »
    I presume this is the same bull**** story I saw mentioned on another forum, where the bride (I think) was demanding more and more money.

    Don't think it's the same one!
    Give it a read, worth the chuckle :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭Lindy97


    coolhull wrote: »
    "Repost if you hope there will be a cure for cancer in your lifetime"...

    Jaysis, is that all we have to do? Just re-post?
    And there I was, thinking that maybe we'd have to, I dunno, support the scientists and doctors and so on who work day and night in laboraties to come up with a cure.
    When all along, all  we had to do is to re-post this status.
    Oh, God, I've been so blind. But I've re-posted it now, so I've done my bit.
    I feel so much better.....
    Or "Like if you hate cancer"
    Does anyone....not ....hate it?
    If I don't "like" does that mean I don't hate cancer, or am in some way supporting cancer?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,010 ✭✭✭kildare lad


    Hav to say that Karl cocks was sum festival diein a slow death only got in dis morning can’t wait for the next one

    Im sure his name is Carl Cox..lol


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,734 ✭✭✭It wasnt me123


    Try_harder wrote: »
    Bit of a thread on a fb announcement of a wedding cancellation

    I've now joined that FB page - its hilarious, there are loads of them equally nuts. I haven't stopped laughing since I joined.


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