Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

GBX · 01-05-2018 4:20pm

heretothere wrote: »

I wouldn't mind people posting about actual missing dogs, but it takes 10 seconds to have a quick flick through the comments to see if the dog has been found.

Not right of her to assume you hadn't looked after the dog properly! I've heard a lot of animal shelters, where the majority of workers are volunteers get serious stick from people

Missing people also. Yes, I hope people are located. But jesus click the link you are sharing and you will see 1: they have been found and 2: they originally went missing 2 or 3 years ago. Same links constantly shared.

seagull · 02-05-2018 6:09pm

BattleCorp wrote: »

Protesting against the loss of a life but not caring that other lives may be lost.

Very logical.

Combine the intelligence of 90% of Alfies army, and you would still have an extremely stupid individual.

rawn · 02-05-2018 11:42pm

"I wanna set sail to a spanish island and enrich myself with knowledge and cultures of the far away seas &#55356;&#57098;☺ I wanna be a ballerina ola senorita and love immensely the whole way through..."

Posted with 2 selfies.

She's 30.

mackeire · 03-05-2018 7:53am

rawn wrote: »

"I wanna set sail to a spanish island and enrich myself with knowledge and cultures of the far away seas ��☺ I wanna be a ballerina ola senorita and love immensely the whole way through..."

Posted with 2 selfies.

She's 30.

She's just letting her squad know of her life goals.

razorblunt · 03-05-2018 9:11am

rawn wrote: »

"I wanna set sail to a spanish island and enrich myself with knowledge and cultures of the far away seas &#55356;&#57098;☺ I wanna be a ballerina ola senorita and love immensely the whole way through..."

Posted with 2 selfies.

She's 30.

I bet she's never been to the local tapas restaurant.

inforfun · 03-05-2018 9:27am

She might have been but probably asked for chips and curry

Hector Savage · 03-05-2018 2:19pm

razorblunt wrote: »

I bet she's never been to the local tapas restaurant.

I here der giving free untuched tapas ti udder kustimers like ?

:P

Conall Cernach · 03-05-2018 10:00pm

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Put this on your wall if your proud to be a woman or mother!!!!! I'll wait...copy and paste if you agree.
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Kotek Besar · 03-05-2018 10:57pm

Conall Cernach wrote: »

Can you carry a 6lb, 7lb, 8lb or 9lb,10lb baby �� in your stomach

Only if I’m really, really hungry.

Ipso · 04-05-2018 12:40am

rawn wrote: »

"I wanna set sail to a spanish island and enrich myself with knowledge and cultures of the far away seas &#55356;&#57098;☺ I wanna be a ballerina ola senorita and love immensely the whole way through..."

Posted with 2 selfies.

She's 30.

In fairness, typing when you're 30 months old is impressive.

thesandeman · 04-05-2018 2:48am

Ipso wrote: »

In fairness, typing when you're 30 months old is impressive.

By the looks of that shīte, typing at 30 years old is impressive for her.

inforfun · 04-05-2018 9:54am

Conall Cernach wrote: »

Can you carry a 6lb, 7lb, 8lb or 9lb,10lb baby �� in your stomach for 9 months and survive hours of labor and go right back to work? Have a career, go to school�� and take care of a full household�� with children? Can you cook��, clean, and talk on the phone�� all at the same time? Can you bleed for a week sometimes in severe cramping and not die? Can you walk in heels��? Can you cry�� and then look as if everything is okay��? Can you raise children��, be their nurse⛑, their teacher��, their counselor, their referee, their rides�� to school and events...all while keeping the house�� in order? Remember guys, WOMEN are ONLY HELPLESS till our NAIL POLISH DRIES ��
Put this on your wall if your proud to be a woman or mother!!!!! I'll wait...copy and paste if you agree.
#SUPERMUM��

They missed one:

can you drive a car and post this **** on facebook at the same time?

Lady Haywire · 06-05-2018 5:49pm

Shared by a special kind of stupid.

js35 · 06-05-2018 5:58pm

Lady Haywire wrote: »

Shared by a special kind of stupid.

There is some truth in that afaik onions once sliced/cut should be used and not kept

wexie · 06-05-2018 6:41pm

js35 wrote: »

There is some truth in that afaik onions once sliced/cut should be used and not kept

No there isn't really

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cut-onions-contamination/

Although I'm sure they will eventually go off (like anything else) they won't kill you the next day....

gutenberg · 07-05-2018 3:26pm

Maybe if people's heads weren't buried in the sand of ignorance and they took the time to understand, instead of judging and thinking it won't happen to them because they have the perfect family, life would be a little bit easier for people that do experience this!
This hits close to home for me, for family and friends who live under this shadow.
The days of 'it' not being talked about or being taboo should be over.
In the most difficult moments of life you realize who your true friends are, and the people who really appreciate you.
Unfortunately, most social media 'friends' aren't true friends. They will send you a "like" here and there, but in reality, they do not take time to read your status if they see it's lengthy. More than half will stop reading right here, or have already scrolled on to the next post on their page.
I decided to post this message in support of all those who continue to battle with their mental illness.
Now, let's see who will have taken the time to read this lengthy post right through to the end.
If you have read everything so far, please "like" it so that I can put a thank you on your page.
More mental health awareness is urgently needed. Just because you can't see it, doesn't mean people aren't suffering.
Please, try to spare a little of your time with someone who may just want to talk (about anything). Talking can help us all to cope a little more, keeping things bottled up just makes it worse.
Most people will say, "if you need anything, don't hesitate to call me, I'll be there to help you" but will they?
I believe a select few of my friends will post this, to show their support for those who may be struggling.
You just have to copy and paste rather than sharing.
I'd like to know who will take a minute out of their day to read this all the way to the end and then copy and paste it to their page, will you? If so, please write "done" in the comments.

I mean, a nice sentiment maybe, but... ffs :rolleyes:

rawn · 08-05-2018 12:47am

gutenberg wrote: »

I mean, a nice sentiment maybe, but... ffs :rolleyes:

Saw that on my feed too. I managed about 2 sentences before I rolled my eyes so hard I got a migraine.

mackeire · 08-05-2018 9:48am

Hey everyone, I have been busy with Ed all weekend so haven't been active on here, but was surprised to see another report on a post about a member, the post was referring to a girl taking it up the ass.

All members can take it what ever way they want, and if you have issue with anyone one of the fluffy fannies, forget about reporting, just remove your dry fanny.

Lots of love. Xxx

From a page called fluffy fannies.
I personally think it's great that the offended snowflake basically gets told to F-off.

PlaneSpeeking · 08-05-2018 9:50am

mackeire wrote: »

Hey everyone, I have been busy with Ed all weekend so haven't been active on here, but was surprised to see another report on a post about a member, the post was referring to a girl taking it up the ass.

All members can take it what ever way they want, and if you have issue with anyone one of the fluffy fannies, forget about reporting, just remove your dry fanny.

Lots of love. Xxx

From a page called fluffy fannies.
I personally think it's great that the offended snowflake basically gets told to F-off.

Spat tea all over the screen there!

PlaneSpeeking · 08-05-2018 9:51am

Does Instagram count ? If so (sorry can't get actual picture):

Photo of cute baby. Caption over it:

"If you vote Yes to Repeal then youll kill me. Do u want dat ?"

It's getting worse.

Gravelly · 08-05-2018 9:55am

mackeire wrote: »

Hey everyone, I have been busy with Ed all weekend so haven't been active on here, but was surprised to see another report on a post about a member, the post was referring to a girl taking it up the ass.

All members can take it what ever way they want, and if you have issue with anyone one of the fluffy fannies, forget about reporting, just remove your dry fanny.

Lots of love. Xxx

From a page called fluffy fannies.
I personally think it's great that the offended snowflake basically gets told to F-off.

Until I got to the second last line, I actually thought you were a mod telling us off.

coolhull · 08-05-2018 10:21am

mackeire wrote: »

Hey everyone, I have been busy with Ed all weekend so haven't been active on here, but was surprised to see another report on a post about a member, the post was referring to a girl taking it up the ass.
.....

What? Does Ed like it that way too?
Diff'rent strokes for diff'rent folks, I guess......

Guy:Incognito · 08-05-2018 10:29am

mackeire wrote: »

From a page called fluffy fannies.
.

Presumably you're a fluffy fanny and that's why you're on the page?

pc7 · 08-05-2018 10:37am

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Presumably you're a fluffy fanny and that's why you're on the page?

Can prospective employers see you are a member of fluffy fannies

Gravelly · 08-05-2018 10:39am

pc7 wrote: »

Can prospective employers see you are a member of fluffy fannies

Only if you wear a really short skirt and no knickers to the interview.

mackeire · 08-05-2018 10:43am

Guy:Incognito wrote: »

Presumably you're a fluffy fanny and that's why you're on the page?

Someone told me about it, and it's comedy gold.

Hector Savage · 08-05-2018 10:49am

Lady Haywire wrote: »

Shared by a special kind of stupid.

Do you think people purposefully create this crap to just test to see if idiots will actually share ?

Hector Savage · 08-05-2018 10:51am

PlaneSpeeking wrote: »

Does Instagram count ? If so (sorry can't get actual picture):

Photo of cute baby. Caption over it:

"If you vote Yes to Repeal then youll kill me. Do u want dat ?"

It's getting worse.

Benildus · 08-05-2018 11:53am

mackeire wrote: »

Someone told me about it, and it's comedy gold.

It's a closed group, fcuk sake.

Post some of their comedy gold here please

De Bhál · 09-05-2018 10:03am

Someone's voting no

lil sluts jeep there legs closed rapped ye tgats all not lil brazers getting rid of there problems xxx

Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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