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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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  • #7862
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    88888888888888


  • #7863
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    88888888888888


  • #7864
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    88888888888888


  • #7865
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    88888888888888


  • #7866
    RhubarbCrumble
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,174 ✭✭✭RhubarbCrumble


    Really sorry guys. Phone acting the maggot! Could a mod delete all those 8's please?
    Apologies once again.


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  • #7867
    PopePalpatine
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,144 ✭✭✭✭PopePalpatine


    Now THAT's a dumb Facebook status. :o


  • #7868
    Lisha
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,697 ✭✭✭Lisha


    emeldc wrote: »
    FYP :)

    Perfect 👌ðŸ»


  • #7869
    heretothere
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 635 ✭✭✭heretothere


    emeldc wrote: »
    FYP :)

    Prob right obvious, what does FYP mean?


  • #7870
    purpleisafruit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 508 ✭✭✭purpleisafruit


    heretothere wrote: »
    Prob right obvious, what does FYP mean?
    Fixed your post


  • #7871
    It wasnt me123
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,786 ✭✭✭It wasnt me123


    Fixed your post


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  • #7872
    thesandeman
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,130 ✭✭✭✭thesandeman


    RhubarbCrumble wrote: »
    Really sorry guys. Phone acting the maggot! Could a mod delete all those 8's please?
    Apologies once again.

    Moto G4?


  • #7873
    kunst nugget
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,375 ✭✭✭✭kunst nugget


    thesandeman wrote: »
    Moto G4?

    I'd say it's a G8888888


  • #7874
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,853 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    heretothere wrote: »
    Prob right obvious, what does FYP mean?

    Don't mind them. It means Fcuk You, Pussy.


  • #7875
    kg703
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,051 ✭✭✭kg703


    On a post about the 8th:

    Why kill them please let them live have I Mary full of grease the he lord is with d blessed art down among womon an blessed is the fruit of thy womd Jesus holy Mary mother of god pray for us sinners now an the hours of our death Amen

    I laughed for 20 minutes about the grease bit


  • #7876
    purpleisafruit
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 508 ✭✭✭purpleisafruit


    kg703 wrote: »
    On a post about the 8th:

    Why kill them please let them live have I Mary full of grease the he lord is with d blessed art down among womon an blessed is the fruit of thy womd Jesus holy Mary mother of god pray for us sinners now an the hours of our death Amen

    I laughed for 20 minutes about the grease bit
    Stay away from the chips Mary ffs!


  • #7877
    Schwanz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 898 ✭✭✭Schwanz


    "I hope she runs away from you when she seas ur teeny weiny little tooth-pick ya pr**k ye."


  • #7878
    wexie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,480 ✭✭✭wexie


    Schwanz wrote: »
    "I hope she runs away from you when she seas ur teeny weiny little tooth-pick ya pr**k ye."

    Couldn't have been posted by a more apt username either :D


  • #7879
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    "That woman has no compashion for a anyone i dont realy like abortion but i know ther are times when it is nesasary as everyones sitiuations are diferent and some casees ive read about latly have made me cry ive come to the conclushion that voting no doesent mean irish women wont be having abortions they will still traval away from loved ones to have this done and i dont think its an easy disition for them these wemen need to have the help and suport in ther own country so im going to vote yes as a no vote from me woud be selfish and uncaring and unconpashinate"

    Holy run-on sentences, Batman.


  • #7880
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    "Happy one year anniversary to our baby 😭♥ï¸â™¥ï¸ your presents will be home in a couple of hours"

    She's talking to her dog. On Facebook.


  • #7881
    Hotblack Desiato
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 37,235 ✭✭✭✭Hotblack Desiato


    I bet the dog doesn't even have an account!

    I'm partial to your abracadabra,

    I'm raptured by the joy of it all.



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  • #7882
    Gravelly
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,119 ✭✭✭Gravelly


    rawn wrote: »
    "Happy one year anniversary to our baby ��♥ï¸♥ï¸ your presents will be home in a couple of hours"

    She's talking to her dog. On Facebook.

    People who refer to their pets as their babies are a little bit sad.


  • #7883
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    "Guy: What school you went to
    Girl: Why?
    Guy: You look for meal you
    Girl: I Look What?
    Guy: You look for meal your
    Girl: Huh? I Don't Know What A For Meal Your Is,
    Guy: You look like i no you damn "


  • #7884
    Lady Haywire
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,181 ✭✭✭Lady Haywire


    rawn wrote: »
    "Guy: What school you went to
    Girl: Why?
    Guy: You look for meal you
    Girl: I Look What?
    Guy: You look for meal your
    Girl: Huh? I Don't Know What A For Meal Your Is,
    Guy: You look like i no you damn "

    Sweet mother of phonetic Jesus!:pac:


  • #7885
    rawn
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    Hotblack Desiato wrote:
    I bet the dog doesn't even have an account!


    No but funnily enough I'm friends with a dog on FB! My ex's youngest brother was about 10 and his parents wouldn't let him have a FB page so he asked could he set one up for their dog. He friended loads of his siblings friends and for a while every so often a friend would post a picture of their own dog and he would respond "nice" or "hi doggy" from his dogs FB. It was very cute :)


  • #7886
    Hector Savage
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,809 ✭✭✭Hector Savage


    kg703 wrote: »
    On a post about the 8th:

    Why kill them please let them live have I Mary full of grease the he lord is with d blessed art down among womon an blessed is the fruit of thy womd Jesus holy Mary mother of god pray for us sinners now an the hours of our death Amen

    I laughed for 20 minutes about the grease bit

    Gold!

    Has to be a wind up !!


  • #7887
    aoh
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 148 ✭✭aoh


    rawn wrote: »
    No but funnily enough I'm friends with a dog on FB!

    I used to be friends with my nephews hedgehog - until Kurt McPricklesworth died :-(


  • #7888
    Guy:Incognito
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 38,244 ✭✭✭✭Guy:Incognito


    The missus just showed me a post from someone looking to reunite someone with a bank card and drivers licence they found.

    If only they had some way of getting the persons address they could send them to them...........


  • #7889
    Jerichoholic
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,585 ✭✭✭Jerichoholic


    Did these people ever hear of a school?


  • #7890
    WHIP IT!
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,887 ✭✭✭WHIP IT!


    Today, on Weddings Group wankerism...

    "Just looking for options or to know what you did at your wedding
    I have a toddler and just looking for ideas as to who could help us mind her at our wedding. Suggestions greatly appreciated!!!!"

    Eh.... What??


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  • #7891
    corner of hells
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 8,437 ✭✭✭corner of hells


    WHIP IT! wrote: »
    Today, on Weddings Group wankerism

    I'm pissin myself laughing at this sentence.


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