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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #3362
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,007 ✭ [Deleted User]


    failinis wrote: »
    Just came up on my Facebook - I do think its sad about the girl but the comments are all "Amen" and "Jesus heal her" and you are looking at it .... its not going to cure her. :(

    "We ask this in the mighty name of Jesus Amen"

    Hey, cool! Now I know Jesus' second name!


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    #3363
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Deleted User wrote: »
    "We ask this in the mighty name of Jesus Amen"

    Hey, cool! Now I know Jesus' second name!

    Isnt it Christ?


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    #3364
    maudgonner
    Registered Users Posts: 5,455 ✭✭✭maudgonner


    mansize wrote: »
    Isnt it Christ?

    It was Josephson. But then he changed it by deed poll to McGod.


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    #3365
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 1,007 ✭ [Deleted User]


    mansize wrote: »
    Isnt it Christ?

    Nah, that was his confirmation name.


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    #3366
    mansize
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,521 ✭✭✭✭mansize


    Apparently... According to Qi...his first name was Joshua


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    #3367
    rawn
    Registered Users Posts: 3,093 ✭✭✭rawn


    STOP EVERYTHING.

    A friend tagged me and some other friends in a post, nothing out of the ordinary til I saw the name of the person tagged after me.

    JAHNATING

    JAH-NA-TING

    Like... Jonathon?

    That's it, I'm out.


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    #3368
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    It's all good in the clitoral hood,,


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    #3369
    LittleMuppet
    Registered Users Posts: 135 ✭✭LittleMuppet


    Teeth whitnin 2Moro.. its da lil tings. Subbed to, y not!


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    #3370
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,004 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    LittleMuppet wrote: »
    Teeth whitnin 2Moro.. its da lil tings. Subbed to, y not!

    Teeth whitening tomorrow, it's the little things, (not a scooby), why not.

    What on earth is subbed to?


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    #3371
    retalivity
    Registered Users Posts: 14,041 ✭✭✭✭retalivity


    pc7 wrote: »
    Teeth whitening tomorrow, it's the little things, (not a scooby), why not.

    What on earth is subbed to?

    "Subbed too", Funded by others, ie medical card?


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    #3372
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    :eek: he's one of them !!!

    He can speak their language


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    #3373
    failinis
    Registered Users Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    retalivity wrote: »
    "Subbed too", Funded by others, ie medical card?

    I assumed "subdued" i.e. knocked out during it but relativity may be right


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    #3374
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    retalivity wrote: »
    "Subbed too", Funded by others, ie medical card?

    Yeah, I'm thinking "subbed", short for "subsidized". Not a medical card procedure. They don't cover teeth cleaning anymore, never mind whitening. Probably part of a company health plan.


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    #3375
    Fakman87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 789 ✭✭✭Fakman87


    I'm pretty sure he/she meant to type "sunbed too".


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    #3376
    Captain Flaps
    Registered Users Posts: 1,834 ✭✭✭Captain Flaps


    Fakman87 wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure he/she meant to type "sunbed too".

    I'd agree with this interpretation, seems much more likely than the author of that status knowing the word 'subsidised'.


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    #3377
    Shrap
    Registered Users Posts: 3,163 ✭✭✭Shrap


    Fakman87 wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure he/she meant to type "sunbed too".

    Aaah, SUNBED. Yes, it's clear now. Goes with the teeth whitening. Boy, that one took a bit of brainstorming to translate! Great find ;)


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    #3378
    LittleMuppet
    Registered Users Posts: 135 ✭✭LittleMuppet


    retalivity wrote: »
    "Subbed too", Funded by others, ie medical card?

    I'm guessing so. Everything else is her life is funded by the SW


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    #3379
    LittleMuppet
    Registered Users Posts: 135 ✭✭LittleMuppet


    Fakman87 wrote: »
    I'm pretty sure he/she meant to type "sunbed too".

    Just checked her FB again and yes, it seems to have meant sunbed, seeing as she's now complaining about being ‘ichy' after 5 mins on the sunbed :)


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    #3380
    nikpmup
    Registered Users Posts: 2,510 ✭✭✭nikpmup


    This day 10yrs ago our whole lifes flipped upside down not a day goes by tat we think or talk bout you I no tat ur up der living life in style u an (name) our very special angels please look over (name) an mam an dad an especially (name) cause she feels tat bit more 😓 dont worry ill have a sudfy for ye timara still loved still missed after all these years my BIG Brother 💙💙💙👑👑👑

    A sudfy for ye timara. 'Telpis.


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    #3381
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    Ok seriously what the f*ck is a sudfy?


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    #3382
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    I do make a small allowance for the memorial ones.

    I don't think it's appropriate for Facebook, it can look like a cheap way to harvest likes, spelling can be awful, the sentiments a bit shmalzy or clumsily expressed. But they may be at least heartfelt.


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    #3383
    extra gravy
    Registered Users Posts: 22,525 ✭✭✭✭extra gravy


    nikpmup wrote: »
    This day 10yrs ago our whole lifes flipped upside down not a day goes by tat we think or talk bout you I no tat ur up der living life in style u an (name) our very special angels please look over (name) an mam an dad an especially (name) cause she feels tat bit more 😓 dont worry ill have a sudfy for ye timara still loved still missed after all these years my BIG Brother 💙💙💙👑👑👑

    A sudfy for ye timara. 'Telpis.

    They spelt angels right :eek:


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    #3384
    ED E
    Registered Users Posts: 36,166 ✭✭✭✭ED E


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Ok seriously what the f*ck is a sudfy?

    Imma guess it should be sudfry meaning Sunday fryup? Maybe.


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    #3385
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    [Deleted User] wrote: »
    I do make a small allowance for the memorial ones.

    I don't think it's appropriate for Facebook, it can look like a cheap way to harvest likes, spelling can be awful, the sentiments a bit shmalzy or clumsily expressed. But they may be at least heartfelt.
    I agree, but couldn't they visit the grave, light a candle, get a Mass or something said, say a prayer if that's their thing. Some private family matters should remain private family matters.


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    #3386
    Valentina
    Registered Users Posts: 4,281 ✭✭✭Valentina


    Maximus Alexander wrote: »
    Ok seriously what the f*ck is a sudfy?

    I think it's supposed to be 'suddy' = Southern Comfort. :confused:


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    #3387
    thesandeman
    Registered Users Posts: 9,955 ✭✭✭thesandeman


    I thought stirfry.


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    #3388
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,004 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    Yeah I reckoned southern comfort too, but my skangerease isn't great.


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    #3389
    Ankhyu
    Registered Users Posts: 5,313 ✭✭✭Ankhyu


    nikpmup wrote: »
    This day 10yrs ago our whole lifes flipped upside down not a day goes by tat we think or talk bout you I no tat ur up der living life in style u an (name) our very special angels please look over (name) an mam an dad an especially (name) cause she feels tat bit more 😓 dont worry ill have a sudfy for ye timara still loved still missed after all these years my BIG Brother 💙💙💙👑👑👑

    A sudfy for ye timara. 'Telpis.

    Soo.... ye don't think or talk about them then?


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    #3390
    mfceiling
    Registered Users Posts: 12,778 ✭✭✭✭mfceiling


    I thought it was sudofed!!


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    #3391
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    ED E wrote: »
    Imma guess it should be sudfry meaning Sunday fryup? Maybe.
    Suddern fried chicken.


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