Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

RainyDay

nikpmup wrote: »

This day 10yrs ago our whole lifes flipped upside down not a day goes by tat we think or talk bout you I no tat ur up der living life in style u an (name) our very special angels please look over (name) an mam an dad an especially (name) cause she feels tat bit more 😓 dont worry ill have a sudfy for ye timara still loved still missed after all these years my BIG Brother 💙💙💙👑👑👑

A sudfy for ye timara. 'Telpis.

It's her sister Timara that I feel sorry for.

razorblunt

Passing this along, and something I wholeheartedly agree with. There are boys and girls that no one invites to say, birthday parties for example. There are also special kids who want to belong to a (basketball, soccer, etc) team, but they don't get to because it is more important to win than anything else. Children with special needs are not rare or strangers. They only want what everyone else wants-- to be accepted!! Can I make a request? Is there anyone willing to copy and paste this in honor of all children who deserve a chance! I know what friends are going to copy and paste. Do not share. Thank you!

Is there any cause not covered by these?

coolhull

razorblunt wrote: »

Is there any cause not covered by these?

And how does copy and paste benefit these kids?

thesandeman

I can't get

Timara, timara
A sudfy timara
Timara's just a day away.

out of my head.

Riesen_Meal

razorblunt wrote: »

Is there any cause not covered by these?

My poor mother posted this clanger the other day on Facebook, so I posted the don't forget the ****ing hearts thing from here and she deleted my post...

When she's on social media in 10 years and looks back at that beaut she'll understand why I posted that yoke under it...

My Step dad also joined up recently, time to be closing my FB page for good soon I reckon...

Samaris

Helpful Dictionary of Facebook Slang, Pt. 1.

Telpis - God help us (as we delve into Facebook statuses)

alri - apparently a construction firm in Galway.
anal - and all
angel - angle
angle- angel
aswell - as well

Brad nailor -**** knows, but apparently one can shoot oneself with it. Nailgun?
bcuz - because
biatches - may be a good thing, may be a bad thing.
big hairy swampy goul - One of the classic insults.
Beyonce - the Authority Above All.

calem - call him
cum - *cough*
cumin - a type of spice

dakirries - North and South Kerry.
dat - that
der - there
den - then
dey - I really really cannot cope with "th"
doody - dodie? Disgraceful altogether to be still sucking one at 20, at least.
defo - definitely (loike)
do b - the cry of the wild Frank Sinatra.
dont - Breton verb infinitive form "to come"
duzz - does
dwn - Possibly a word in Welsh
diss - corrupted form of "disrespect", apparently.
dw - don't worry

es - he's
er - her
exeptable - acceptable, exceptional, expectable, who knows
every ting - somewhat more than most tings.
eyebrowns - To be treated with caution as regards razors.
fa - for
faggett - Probably doesn't refer to a clump of sticks.
frends - friends

gas - a good thing
gt - get? Seriously (serioiusly, even), it's one freakin' letter.
georgous - having a likeness to georgocity
girlies/girloes - other females of indeterminate age. Probably older than their writing style.
g(h)url (variant number of r's) - A female who is either a "mad yoke" or a mama bear. Either way, best to avoid.
hapend - happened
hun - part of a confederation of nomadic tribes in western Asia and Europe in late antiquity.
hunni - Winnie the Pooh's favourite.

im - butter
ive/Ive/lve - I've, last one might be a sneaky "love" well disguised as oneself.

liik - like. Variants - loike, lyk, lyke, lak
mi - a note to follow so
nd - see "n"
n - and, see nal
nal - see anal
nemre - anymore
ne1 - an inventive way to use as few characters as possible.
nite/nyt - night
noo (variant number of o) - know

onna bout - may refer to taking part in a gladiatorial match.

pregant of someone - birds and the bees.

RIDIKULUS - a spell
rong - very, very wrong

Saherday - The day just after Firdahy.
scarla - embarrassed for
sphastics - Pretty damn inventive insult
serioiusly - help me, I don't know where to stop spelling.
sleeps - nights, as written by someone who has watched Muppet Christmas Carol too many times.
Sum - the cumulative total of a set of numbers

tamar - either tomorrow or a girl's name
then - than
than - then
2nite - this coming night

wake ferrite - "weak ferret", or possibly a sort of rodent that comes to wakes for the drink.
wat - a measure of brightness. It only gets one t on facebook.
wud - Down with silent letters! Down with them I say!
wen - when
wit - with (or wit)

voddies - vodkas
ya - you or yes

u - shoot me
r - are
y - why

RainyDay

Samaris wrote: »

Helpful Dictionary of Facebook Slang, Pt. 1.

Telpis - God help us (as we delve into Facebook statuses)

alri - apparently a construction firm in Galway.
anal - and all
angel - angle
angle- angel
aswell - as well

Brad nailor -**** knows, but apparently one can shoot oneself with it. Nailgun?
bcuz - because
biatches - may be a good thing, may be a bad thing.
big hairy swampy goul - One of the classic insults.
Beyonce - the Authority Above All.

calem - call him
cum - *cough*
cumin - a type of spice

dakirries - North and South Kerry.
dat - that
der - there
den - then
dey - I really really cannot cope with "th"
doody - dodie? Disgraceful altogether to be still sucking one at 20, at least.
defo - definitely (loike)
do b - the cry of the wild Frank Sinatra.
dont - Breton verb infinitive form "to come"
duzz - does
dwn - Possibly a word in Welsh
diss - corrupted form of "disrespect", apparently.
dw - don't worry

es - he's
er - her
exeptable - acceptable, exceptional, expectable, who knows
every ting - somewhat more than most tings.
eyebrowns - To be treated with caution as regards razors.
fa - for
faggett - Probably doesn't refer to a clump of sticks.
frends - friends

gas - a good thing
gt - get? Seriously (serioiusly, even), it's one freakin' letter.
georgous - having a likeness to georgocity
girlies/girloes - other females of indeterminate age. Probably older than their writing style.
g(h)url (variant number of r's) - A female who is either a "mad yoke" or a mama bear. Either way, best to avoid.
hapend - happened
hun - part of a confederation of nomadic tribes in western Asia and Europe in late antiquity.
hunni - Winnie the Pooh's favourite.

im - butter
ive/Ive/lve - I've, last one might be a sneaky "love" well disguised as oneself.

liik - like. Variants - loike, lyk, lyke, lak
mi - a note to follow so
nd - see "n"
n - and, see nal
nal - see anal
nemre - anymore
ne1 - an inventive way to use as few characters as possible.
nite/nyt - night
noo (variant number of o) - know

onna bout - may refer to taking part in a gladiatorial match.

pregant of someone - birds and the bees.

RIDIKULUS - a spell
rong - very, very wrong

Saherday - The day just after Firdahy.
scarla - embarrassed for
sphastics - Pretty damn inventive insult
serioiusly - help me, I don't know where to stop spelling.
sleeps - nights, as written by someone who has watched Muppet Christmas Carol too many times.
Sum - the cumulative total of a set of numbers

tamar - either tomorrow or a girl's name
then - than
than - then
2nite - this coming night

wake ferrite - "weak ferret", or possibly a sort of rodent that comes to wakes for the drink.
wat - a measure of brightness. It only gets one t on facebook.
wud - Down with silent letters! Down with them I say!
wen - when
wit - with (or wit)

voddies - vodkas
ya - you or yes

u - shoot me
r - are
y - why

We need a wiki, this could be a great resource - maybe even drive an automatic translator from these translations.

Yeah_Right

Samaris, that is outstanding. Hope you don't mind but I'm going to steal it and put it on FB. All my kiwi, Aussie and other foreign mates who have never lived in Ireland will wonder what I'm on about. But those that have lived here will have a good laugh.

Thanks. Or should that be tanx?

Samaris

Yeah_Right wrote: »

Samaris, that is outstanding. Hope you don't mind but I'm going to steal it and put it on FB. All my kiwi, Aussie and other foreign mates who have never lived in Ireland will wonder what I'm on about. But those that have lived here will have a good laugh.

Thanks. Or should that be tanx?

Go ahead! or yw hun x (becuz its caching)

sligojoek

RainyDay wrote: »

We need a wiki, this could be a great resource - maybe even drive an automatic translator from these translations.

Make it a sticki wiki.

Qiaonasen

"Hi all I found a wallet today in London EN 3 containing Cash Credit Cards Driving Licence Etc if you think it might be yours could you PM me please"

Yeah love.you have a driving licence. Why do you need more?

Maximus Alexander

Samaris wrote: »

Helpful Dictionary of Facebook Slang, Pt. 1.

...

All that and I'm still none the wiser as to what a sudfy is.

Richard Hillman

Qiaonasen wrote: »

"Hi all I found a wallet today in London EN 3 containing Cash Credit Cards Driving Licence Etc if you think it might be yours could you PM me please"

Yeah love.you have a driving licence. Why do you need more?

Translated into: I found a wallet and just wanted to publicly congratulate myself for not stealing it.

via4

I need a bit of advice . hope you don't mind me asking. I was homeless up to a few weeks ago . this bloke asked me to move in and I jumped at the chance because we had met at a pub the previous week and one thing led to another and er pesto. So I moved in and things were going OK neither of us were interested in a relationship but we're using each other for the buz... Now he has taken this girl back twice this week and if I said I don't like it is that OK to say it to him or will I keep it to myself. He is a very nice boy but I am saying to myself if he was into me he'd never bring this girl back. I don't know what to say or what to do. Any ideas xx

This is from the "anyone know" page

Kovu

What if they'd shortened Southern Comfort to Suddy Comfy, then condensed it a bit more to the sudfy?

sligojoek

Kovu wrote: »

What if they'd shortened Southern Comfort to Suddy Comfy, then condensed it a bit more to the sudfy?

BINGO. F is beside D.

Kovu

via4 wrote: »

I need a bit of advice . hope you don't mind me asking. I was homeless up to a few weeks ago . this bloke asked me to move in and I jumped at the chance because we had met at a pub the previous week and one thing led to another and er pesto. So I moved in and things were going OK neither of us were interested in a relationship but we're using each other for the buz... Now he has taken this girl back twice this week and if I said I don't like it is that OK to say it to him or will I keep it to myself. He is a very nice boy but I am saying to myself if he was into me he'd never bring this girl back. I don't know what to say or what to do. Any ideas xx

This is from the "anyone know" page

I'm not sure if I'm sad about the homeless/pub part or if I just want to laugh myself silly at er pesto

XR3i

hey, presto

tutto bene

buona noté

mi piace

non posso

KatW4

via4 wrote:

This is from the "anyone know" page

If you get the comments, it gets even more ridiculous :O

Gunslinger92

That anyone know page is my guilty pleasure. Can't bring myself to unfollow it.

Kovu

''You know its officially spring in Canada when you finally give in and shave your pits, despite your feminist tendencies because its too damn hot for pitsulation.''


Eww.....

yerwanthere123

Busy day

jst hme nw thank fuk bein a long day n cork avin few nw

Maximus Alexander

Too busy to have any energy left for vowels.

Frynge

Not a post but i was just in a restaurant and two girls (one no shame, one embarressed) were at the table next to us. The no shame girl stood up on her chair five times to take photos of the food as well as a load of photos from ground level. Their food was on the table for 17 min before they started eating after she had posted it to fb.

razorblunt

Why kind of restaurant allows folk stand on chairs? I'd have preferred the jovial baby from the other thread to that clown!

RainyDay

Frynge wrote: »

Not a post but i was just in a restaurant and two girls (one no shame, one embarressed) were at the table next to us. The no shame girl stood up on her chair five times to take photos of the food as well as a load of photos from ground level. Their food was on the table for 17 min before they started eating after she had posted it to fb.

Was it one of these girls?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fFzKi-o4rHw

thesandeman

What was she eating, a 20 layer cake?

Ted_YNWA

She probably ranted on FB then that her food was cold.

kunst nugget

razorblunt wrote: »

Why kind of restaurant allows folk stand on chairs? I'd have preferred the jovial baby from the other thread to that clown!

Jesus, that's a mental thread altogether…

Frynge

3 times she was asked to get down and she kept telling the manager she was all right and would then get up again. If it was me working there she wouldnt have considered doing it the second time let alone the fifth.