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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #3302
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    failinis wrote: »
    I know its not Facebook but I wonder what these hens have been telling lies about..
    That would make a great tongue twister.


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    #3303
    Ted_YNWA
    Registered Users Posts: 71,799 ✭✭✭✭Ted_YNWA


    Attention seeking, or what.

    Edge of seat stuff until the big reveal is made.
    I won I won I won!
    I won something super amazing today - not ready to it show off just yet as it's a custom made!! Can't wait to get my hands on it!!


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    #3304
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    I would genuinely not be surprised if that turns out to be one of those "awareness" comments that if you like it you hey a message saying "you fell for it, now you have to post one of these pathetic statuses for no reason whatsoever"


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    #3305
    kitten_k
    Registered Users Posts: 6,046 ✭✭✭kitten_k


    This popped up today:


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    #3306
    Kovu
    Closed Accounts Posts: 14,241 ✭✭✭✭Kovu


    kitten_k wrote: »
    This popped up today:

    She forgot the hearts! Oh lawd jesus she forgot the hearts ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤


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    #3307
    kitten_k
    Registered Users Posts: 6,046 ✭✭✭kitten_k


    I would mind if she was young one but she is in her late 40's / early 50's! Although it is a copy and paste so I doubt she is responsible for the emoticons (or at least I hope!)!


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    #3308
    cowboyBuilder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    Mark Zuckerberg should be shot for bringing this absolute ****e/downfall of humanity into the world..


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    #3309
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    cowboyBuilder wrote: »
    Mark Zuckerberg should be shot for bringing this absolute ****e/downfall of humanity into the world..

    Zuckerberg provided the medium. Humanity brought the stupid.


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    #3310
    MrVestek
    Registered Users Posts: 9,198 ✭✭✭MrVestek


    cowboyBuilder wrote: »
    Mark Zuckerberg should be shot for bringing this absolute ****e/downfall of humanity into the world..

    Not just facebook in generall... no? :P


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    #3311
    RainyDay
    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,925 ✭✭✭RainyDay


    9 April at 23:40 ·
    Hi guys, just to tell you I'm taking a break from facebook for a while, not for good, just a break.


    10 April at 13:29 ·
    Sometimes when we're driving along to road on a great journey it's nice to stop and admire the scenery !!


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    #3312
    siblers
    Registered Users Posts: 12,378 ✭✭✭✭siblers


    RainyDay wrote: »
    9 April at 23:40 ·
    Hi guys, just to tell you I'm taking a break from facebook for a while, not for good, just a break.


    10 April at 13:29 ·
    Sometimes when we're driving along to road on a great journey it's nice to stop and admire the scenery !!

    Please tell me that someone commented "what happened to your break?"


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    #3313
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    cowboyBuilder wrote: »
    Mark Zuckerberg should be shot for bringing this absolute ****e/downfall of humanity into the world..


    To be fair to Mark i dont think he was prepared for the likes of 'telpis', and 'angles' to emerge as standard vocabulary for some of facebooks irish users. I dont use facebook but i dont begrudge that man 1c of his billions. I only wish id had thought of it first.


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    #3314
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    RainyDay wrote: »
    9 April at 23:40 ·
    Hi guys, just to tell you I'm taking a break from facebook for a while, not for good, just a break.


    10 April at 13:29 ·
    Sometimes when we're driving along to road on a great journey it's nice to stop and admire the scenery !!

    Such a profound remark! ''Stop to admire the scenery''. God, I would never have thought of that......


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    #3315
    sligojoek
    Registered Users Posts: 25,420 ✭✭✭✭sligojoek


    coolhull wrote: »
    Such a profound remark! ''Stop to admire the scenery''. God, I would never have thought of that......
    It means the same thing as 'Netflix and Chill'


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    #3316
    thesandeman
    Registered Users Posts: 9,957 ✭✭✭thesandeman


    If I could still 'Netflix and Chill' for nearly 26 hours I'd be a very happy man.



    Ahh the memories 😢


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    #3317
    dirkmeister
    Registered Users Posts: 2,652 ✭✭✭dirkmeister


    I'm not sure when men decided that 30 was the new 15. When men thought it was better to remain independent than making a commitment to another. When men we're courageous in business and battle but afraid to be fathers. I'm not sure when video games and "guy night" became more important than tee-ball and date night. When 4 year relationships weren't long enough for a proposal. When staying out became cooler than showing up. I'm not sure when men became boys.

    Our culture has a boy problem. In Italy, they call it Peter Pan Syndrome. I call it immaturity and selfishness. Men so focused on their dreams, their visions, and their desires they find themselves wealthy, known, and alone.

    The adult world doesn't need more boys. We need men who will grow up, know up, and show up. Who will fight for romance and commit quickly and stay indefinitely. To turn their hearts toward children and work to raise them well. To be friends who grow friends. Not just by compliments, but accountability and conviction. We need more men.

    We need more men of integrity and character. Those who will hold a moral code and not compromise it. Those who love women, treat them as they would their own daughters and lead them when everything doesn't make sense... They would lead. We need more men.

    Today, I turn 31. I'm a man. And I'm proud of that. Please share as a birthday gift :) #EveryPostALesson #DaleyWisdom


    The one who shared this keeps her husbands balls in her purse.

    She's always sharing memes about how a man needs to treat his other half better.


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    #3318
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    dirkmeister wrote: »
    I'm not sure when men decided that 30 was the new 15. When men thought it was better to remain independent than making a commitment to another. When men we're courageous in business and battle but afraid to be fathers. I'm not sure when video games and "guy night" became more important than tee-ball and date night. When 4 year relationships weren't long enough for a proposal. When staying out became cooler than showing up. I'm not sure when men became boys.

    Our culture has a boy problem. In Italy, they call it Peter Pan Syndrome. I call it immaturity and selfishness. Men so focused on their dreams, their visions, and their desires they find themselves wealthy, known, and alone.

    The adult world doesn't need more boys. We need men who will grow up, know up, and show up. Who will fight for romance and commit quickly and stay indefinitely. To turn their hearts toward children and work to raise them well. To be friends who grow friends. Not just by compliments, but accountability and conviction. We need more men.

    We need more men of integrity and character. Those who will hold a moral code and not compromise it. Those who love women, treat them as they would their own daughters and lead them when everything doesn't make sense... They would lead. We need more men.

    Today, I turn 31. I'm a man. And I'm proud of that. Please share as a birthday gift :) #EveryPostALesson #DaleyWisdom


    The one who shared this keeps her husbands balls in her purse.

    She's always sharing memes about how a man needs to treat his other half better.

    What a steaming pile of sh1te.

    "We need more men". Maybe he needs a man.

    Enlighten me though. What's tee-ball?


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    #3319
    recyclops
    Registered Users Posts: 2,390 ✭✭✭recyclops


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    What a steaming pile of sh1te.

    "We need more men". Maybe he needs a man.

    Enlighten me though. What's tee-ball?

    this rubbish has popped up on my wall twice today :mad::mad::mad:

    tee ball is a childs version of baseball where the ball is not thrown but resting on a big hip high tee


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    #3320
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    recyclops wrote: »
    this rubbish has popped up on my wall twice today :mad::mad::mad:

    tee ball is a childs version of baseball where the ball is not thrown but resting on a big hip high tee

    If this is the kind of sh1te that they have to put up with on a daily basis, I now know why so many of them go 'postal' with an AR15*.









    *Something that goes pew pew pew pew pew


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    #3321
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    dirkmeister wrote: »
    The adult world doesn't need more boys. We need men who will grow up, know up, and show up. Who will fight for romance and commit quickly and stay indefinitely. To turn their hearts toward children and work to raise them well.

    ...


    Those who love women, treat them as they would their own daughters and lead them when everything doesn't make sense... They would lead.

    Eeeeewwwwwwwwwwww....


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    #3322
    failinis
    Registered Users Posts: 1,691 ✭✭✭failinis


    Just came up on my Facebook - I do think its sad about the girl but the comments are all "Amen" and "Jesus heal her" and you are looking at it .... its not going to cure her. :(


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    #3323
    tupenny
    Registered Users Posts: 1,439 ✭✭✭tupenny


    My "lovey neighbours" decided to try wind me up by pouring their chip pan grease all over my freshly washed steps....... Stupid sick pathetic plonkers trail clearly leads to their bin with chip pan in it aswell

    Accompanied by pics of grease. Bizarre!
    Mentions in the comments that the council came out to put salt on it. We can rest easy!


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    #3324
    Cee-Jay-Cee
    Registered Users Posts: 12,235 ✭✭✭✭Cee-Jay-Cee


    dirkmeister wrote: »
    I'm not sure when men decided that 30 was the new 15. When men thought it was better to remain independent than making a commitment to another. When men we're courageous in business and battle but afraid to be fathers. I'm not sure when video games and "guy night" became more important than tee-ball and date night. When 4 year relationships weren't long enough for a proposal. When staying out became cooler than showing up. I'm not sure when men became boys.

    Our culture has a boy problem. In Italy, they call it Peter Pan Syndrome. I call it immaturity and selfishness. Men so focused on their dreams, their visions, and their desires they find themselves wealthy, known, and alone.

    The adult world doesn't need more boys. We need men who will grow up, know up, and show up. Who will fight for romance and commit quickly and stay indefinitely. To turn their hearts toward children and work to raise them well. To be friends who grow friends. Not just by compliments, but accountability and conviction. We need more men.

    We need more men of integrity and character. Those who will hold a moral code and not compromise it. Those who love women, treat them as they would their own daughters and lead them when everything doesn't make sense... They would lead. We need more men.

    Today, I turn 31. I'm a man. And I'm proud of that. Please share as a birthday gift :) #EveryPostALesson #DaleyWisdom


    The one who shared this keeps her husbands balls in her purse.

    She's always sharing memes about how a man needs to treat his other half better.

    So a woman shared that pile of sh*te? Why have you not unfriended, reported and blocked them already?


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    #3325
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Originally Posted by dirkmeister


    Those who love women, treat them as they would their own daughters .

    So no shagging women, it's not allowed. You have to treat them as you would your own daughters. And remember, you are not allowed to shag your own daughters.

    That's what I took from that post anyway.


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    #3326
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    So a woman shared that pile of sh*te? Why have you not unfriended, reported and blocked them already?

    I find it hard to believe that a man wrote that pile of sh1te.


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    #3327
    RikkFlair
    Registered Users Posts: 3,089 ✭✭✭RikkFlair


    dirkmeister wrote: »
    I'm not sure when men decided that 30 was the new 15. When men thought it was better to remain independent than making a commitment to another. When men we're courageous in business and battle but afraid to be fathers. I'm not sure when video games and "guy night" became more important than tee-ball and date night. When 4 year relationships weren't long enough for a proposal. When staying out became cooler than showing up. I'm not sure when men became boys.

    I'm not sure when the stupid c**t who composed this became a stupid c**t.


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    #3328
    secondrowgal
    Registered Users Posts: 1,056 ✭✭✭secondrowgal


    Cee-Jay-Cee wrote: »
    So a woman shared that pile of sh*te? Why have you not unfriended, reported and blocked them already?


    Was it not written by the man himself and shared by his wife??

    "Today, I turn 31. I'm a man. And I'm proud of that. Please share as a birthday gift"


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    #3329
    cowboyBuilder
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,419 ✭✭✭cowboyBuilder


    secondrowgal wrote: »
    Was it not written by the man himself and shared by his wife??

    "Today, I turn 31. I'm a man. And I'm proud of that. Please share as a birthday gift"

    Poor man, wife has him fairly on a chain.

    Ah these men hating bullsh'it posts .... gotta love the irony.

    The same wagons will be then accusing islamaphobia when someone has a genuine issue with FGM ..


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    #3330
    XxMCRxBabyxX
    Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 7,439 Mod ✭✭✭✭XxMCRxBabyxX


    secondrowgal wrote: »
    Was it not written by the man himself and shared by his wife??

    "Today, I turn 31. I'm a man. And I'm proud of that. Please share as a birthday gift"

    It was shared by the man himself accompanied by a picture of him with his family. The guy is a public speaker of some sort called Dale Partridge. His whole page is full of statuses like that, all hashtagged #EveryPostALesson and #DaleyWisdom.

    A friend of mine shared it too which I found ironic for her as she's not exactly the type of girl you'd call mature for her age, but then would love any chance to get at her ex.


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    #3331
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    A weird one from a friend of a friend.

    "Was tinkin las nite bout the stuf we deleet off a our fones. Texts, pitchers, fillums anal. Where do dey go? Dey mus go into space sum where, rite? Cud it be dat dats wots runing the climat?Yeers ago dey said it's de gas from our hare sprays and boddy sprais. Cud it may be be the sh1te weer deleetin off our fones n computers? Where do it end up onley in de clouds. It mus be harmful to the world, rite.

    Class, discuss this theory among yourselves. Quietly.


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