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Dumb/Great Facebook Status {merge} [No Names] - Part II

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    #3422
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    Frynge wrote: »
    3 times she was asked to get down and she kept telling the manager she was all right and would then get up again. If it was me working there she wouldnt have considered doing it the second time let alone the fifth.

    Swing at her mid shin with a lead pipe. That'd get her down and she wouldn't be inclined to get back up either. :D


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    #3423
    marcbrophy
    Registered Users Posts: 6,432 ✭✭✭marcbrophy


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    Swing at her mid shin with a lead pipe. That'd get her down and she wouldn't be inclined to get back up either. :D

    :pac:


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    #3424
    PTH2009
    Registered Users Posts: 37,877 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    So who's going to the 'open air Netflix & chill' event in the Phoenix park ???

    So fake and full of electric picnic type crowd people going


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    #3425
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    "Dis f**kin sensis (census) . Dey neerly wont to no wherr ya went fur a p*ss dis morn. i'm telling the f**kers noting.
    Mach dem beter to make de old peeple well again, instedda countin dem, 4 f*ck sake. Hows dat goin ta help de watin list in hopsitals?..
    Croud a w**krs de lot a dem Grrrrr. "

    Someone's not happy. Again . this is an eighteen year old. perfect health. Still, nice to know he's looking to the future.


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    #3426
    RonanP77
    Registered Users Posts: 1,182 ✭✭✭RonanP77


    coolhull wrote:
    "Dis f**kin sensis (census) . Dey neerly wont to no wherr ya went fur a p*ss dis morn. i'm telling the f**kers noting. Mach dem beter to make de old peeple well again, instedda countin dem, 4 f*ck sake. Hows dat goin ta help de watin list in hopsitals?.. Croud a w**krs de lot a dem Grrrrr. "

    A few thing with this, what does "Mach dem better" mean?

    I know a few of "de old peeple" and they're perfectly healthy, they don't need anyone to make them well again.


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    #3427
    inforfun
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators Posts: 20,862 Mod ✭✭✭✭inforfun


    coolhull wrote: »
    "Dis f**kin sensis (census) . Dey neerly wont to no wherr ya went fur a p*ss dis morn. i'm telling the f**kers noting.
    Mach dem beter to make de old peeple well again, instedda countin dem, 4 f*ck sake. Hows dat goin ta help de watin list in hopsitals?..
    Croud a w**krs de lot a dem Grrrrr. "

    Someone's not happy. Again . this is an eighteen year old. perfect health. Still, nice to know he's looking to the future.

    It annoys me that i am getting better and better at reading moron.

    Had a laugh at "make them better instead of counting them" .... he is not that wrong with that.


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    #3428
    PTH2009
    Registered Users Posts: 37,877 ✭✭✭✭PTH2009


    Why do all scumbags almost always have ub40 and Bob Marley as there favourite bands.


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    #3429
    me_irl
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,400 ✭✭✭me_irl


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    Why do all scumbags almost always have ub40 and Bob Marley as there favourite bands.

    Just you wait for the posts tomorrow...

    "420 blaze it!", etc.


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    #3430
    Special Circumstances
    Closed Accounts Posts: 7,569 ✭✭✭Special Circumstances


    Tupac and Bob Marley are chief amongst the angles.


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    #3431
    seagull
    Registered Users Posts: 2,340 ✭✭✭seagull


    PTH2009 wrote: »
    Why do all scumbags almost always have ub40 and Bob Marley as there favourite bands.

    I thought it was normally UB40 and U2 as they can actually spell those.


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    #3432
    pc7
    Moderators, Entertainment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 14,004 Mod ✭✭✭✭pc7


    coolhull wrote: »
    Someone's not happy. Again . this is an eighteen year old. perfect health. Still, nice to know he's looking to the future.

    All the while being completely illiterate.


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    #3433
    TheChevron
    Registered Users Posts: 1,065 ✭✭✭TheChevron


    inforfun wrote: »
    It annoys me that i am getting better and better at reading moron.

    Had a laugh at "make them better instead of counting them" .... he is not that wrong with that.

    I read that sentence as "It would match them better to make the old people well again, instead of counting them".


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    #3434
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    RonanP77 wrote: »
    A few thing with this, what does "Mach dem better" mean?

    I know a few of "de old peeple" and they're perfectly healthy, they don't need anyone to make them well again.
    "mach dem beter" = match them better, or = it would be a better use of their time to etc etc


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    #3435
    BattleCorp
    Registered Users Posts: 11,758 ✭✭✭✭BattleCorp


    coolhull wrote: »
    "mach dem beter" = match them better, or = it would be a better use of their time to etc etc

    No way bud, don't follow your logic there.

    "mach dem beter" is make them better.


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    #3436
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    BattleCorp wrote: »
    No way bud, don't follow your logic there.

    "mach dem beter" is make them better.

    Oh, well. Different strokes for different folks. I simply quoted the original post.


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    #3437
    Samaris
    Registered Users Posts: 6,544 ✭✭✭Samaris


    coolhull wrote: »
    "mach dem beter" = match them better, or = it would be a better use of their time to etc etc

    While it's a great phrase, I don't think anyone writing with that structure and spelling is going to drop suddenly into Austin-era mode of speech! It's a rather archaic word in that context.


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    #3438
    von Smallhausen
    Registered Users Posts: 1,162 ✭✭✭von Smallhausen


    Just giving everyone fair warning . . . . . Almost all the accounts are being hacked. The profile picture and your name are used to create a new face book account. And then they want your friends to add them, your friends think it's you and accept. From this moment, the pirates can write what they want under your name!! ..... I want you to know I have NO plans to open a new account, so please do not agree to a 2nd invitation from me!! Copy this message on your wall so that all your friends will be warned.


    I see this tripe is doing the rounds again...:rolleyes:


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    #3439
    Robsweezie
    Registered Users Posts: 3,434 ✭✭✭Robsweezie


    All the mcgregor retirement parody statuses are so hilarious....


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    #3440
    Captain Flaps
    Registered Users Posts: 1,834 ✭✭✭Captain Flaps


    This was posted from an non-personal account set up by a woman I used to know to find her son who went missing a few years ago.


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    #3441
    Maximus Alexander
    Registered Users Posts: 13,080 ✭✭✭✭Maximus Alexander


    You only see a post like that once in a green moon.


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    #3442
    Michael D Not Higgins
    Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 7,223 Mod ✭✭✭✭Michael D Not Higgins


    420 years :D


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    #3443
    fussyonion
    Registered Users Posts: 7,818 ✭✭✭fussyonion


    "DIRTY SCUMBAGS COUNCIL IM LEFT STANDING IN MY GARDEN IN MY PYJAMAS BECAUSE THEY THREW ME OUT OF MY OWN HOUSE I GREW UP IN WITH MY MOTHER AND TOLD ME IM HOMELESS IM NOT ALLOWED IN TO GET MY MAS ASHES AND THINGS I HAVE NO RIGHTS AS THEY SAY ITS THEIR HOUSE NOW ,can't stop crying!!!!!! CAN EVERYONE SHARE THIS AROUND AND COME TO MY HOUSE IF YOUS ARE AROUND WE ARE FINDING A WAY TO GET INTO THIS HOUSE !! They have no rights to leave me like this at 17 years of age"

    There are hundreds of comments below it (the local paper is printing the story tomorrow) but here's some gems:

    "Fu**ing scumbags if smash d windows n jump in fu**ng cheek of dem"
    "upend de place luv rip boards up an tel dem to take arunning jump cheek is rite the way irish ppl are treated anal".


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    #3444
    yerwanthere123
    Registered Users, Moderators, Sports Moderators Posts: 7,316 Mod ✭✭✭✭yerwanthere123


    Tru dat
    every an on bou mcregor e has es millions made so fkn wat if e retires es dead rite either dat r gt noked out agin haha hes no tik kunt da ppl on bout em r da tik wans fact


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    #3445
    endacl
    Registered Users Posts: 22,237 ✭✭✭✭endacl


    seagull wrote: »
    I thought it was normally UB40 and U2 as they can actually spell those.
    Not a fb post, but I can only imagine what his posts might be like... :D



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    #3446
    Pherekydes
    Registered Users Posts: 16,115 ✭✭✭✭Pherekydes


    To all those that posted " happy birthday" on my timeline, if it wasn't for Facebook you wouldn't have known, you's don't really care. All you want is for me to post another pic of some youngone in her jocks or some arsehole on a skateboard , righting himself off You use me like a piece of meat .

    :pac:


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    #3447
    pgj2015
    Registered Users Posts: 8,955 ✭✭✭pgj2015


    Captain Flaps wrote: »
    This was posted from an non-personal account set up by a woman I used to know to find her son who went missing a few years ago.

    did she ever find her son?:confused:


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    #3448
    eamonnq
    Registered Users Posts: 4,009 ✭✭✭eamonnq


    Not FB but surely worthy:

    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2057588127


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    #3449
    racso1975
    Registered Users Posts: 5,273 ✭✭✭racso1975


    Fella posting on his ex girlfriends page when she put up pic of her and her new fella " You can unfollow me but you can never unswallow me" nearly choked on my lunch......which happened to be a baguette......could not finish it :-(


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    #3450
    Captain Flaps
    Registered Users Posts: 1,834 ✭✭✭Captain Flaps


    pgj2015 wrote: »
    did she ever find her son?:confused:

    Just re-read my post and I understand the confusion!

    It's an account rather than a page, named 'Find <Firstname> <Lastname>', I'm friends with it after she added me a while back. The guy went missing in India in 2010 and hasn't turned up yet. It's sad because she regularly posts his picture, updates from police, pics from each time she goes over to search etc, but the rest of the time she shares stupid memes and viral images like the one above.
    racso1975 wrote: »
    Fella posting on his ex girlfriends page when she put up pic of her and her new fella " You can unfollow me but you can never unswallow me" nearly choked on my lunch......which happened to be a baguette......could not finish it :-(

    This guy is my hero.


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    #3451
    coolhull
    Registered Users Posts: 49,731 ✭✭✭✭coolhull


    racso1975 wrote: »
    Fella posting on his ex girlfriends page when she put up pic of her and her new fella " You can unfollow me but you can never unswallow me" nearly choked on my lunch......which happened to be a baguette......could not finish it :-(
    Could you not manage to swallow your, er, baguette ?


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